Post about your pee!

[TheMiddleMaddle 151]

Drank three large cans of Ice Tea while driving far. Stopped to pee in a gas station urinal and I recorded the audio. 1:09. But 1:21. Is my person best. I love a good, long pee.

[Lalayla557 279]

I just peed on the floor in a public toilet for the first time!! Felt ver naughty knowing I’d left a mess to be seen by whoever cam in next!

[Lalayla557 279]

Some pics of the aftermath…

 

Edited January 6, 2023 by Lalayla557

[Johnboy777 3,888]

54 minutes ago, Lalayla557 said:

Some pics of the aftermath…

 

A 23 year old pissing on the floor of a restroom, I sure would have liked to see that!

Edited January 6, 2023 by Johnboy777

[Hightower 607]

53 minutes ago, Lalayla557 said:

I just peed on the floor in a public toilet for the first time!! Felt ver naughty knowing I’d left a mess to be seen by whoever cam in next!

Let's just say I'm glad I'm working from home this eve😂🥵

[Sexismygod 1,782]

I've had a few conversations lately that included questions about how much I peed and whether I'd ever measured the volume.  Until today, the answer was no, but I was feeling a little frisky and thought I'd have a go.

I'd been holding for a while, at least a couple of hours past the initial urges, but wasn't massively desperate as yet.  I was at my desk (and actually logged into PF at the time) and had just finished a glass of water.  The water had been in a pint glass and I thought that was as good a measure as any.

I put the glass on the edge of the desk, stood up, unzipped, and put my penis into the glass.  Then I just let it go.  It started slowly but soon there was a strong flow and it sounded like I'd open a tap into the glass.  I was a bit worried that the glass wouldn't be big enough, but the flow seemed to slow and stop as if my body knew how big the container was.  I had filled the glass right to the top, so a full pint or more, about 570 ml.  Not bad since I wasn't absolutely screaming for the loo.  I got rid of the evidence and got back to browsing.  About 5 minutes later, I realised I needed to pee again.  Clearly, it was a subconscious effort to not overflow the glass the first time and I wasn't done yet.  I put the glass back in place and repeated the process ... and filled the glass a second time, though not quite as full and I was definitely empty now.

Since I was on the site already, I thought I'd post this note.  So, apparently, when I'm moderately desperate and need to pee, I can pee about a litre.  In case anyone is even remotely interested.  😎

[Bacardi 10,131]

My most recent pee 😋

I was disguising my handwriting lol.

[Kupar 13,339]

3 hours ago, Sexismygod said:

I've had a few conversations lately that included questions about how much I peed and whether I'd ever measured the volume.  Until today, the answer was no, but I was feeling a little frisky and thought I'd have a go.

I'd been holding for a while, at least a couple of hours past the initial urges, but wasn't massively desperate as yet.  I was at my desk (and actually logged into PF at the time) and had just finished a glass of water.  The water had been in a pint glass and I thought that was as good a measure as any.

I put the glass on the edge of the desk, stood up, unzipped, and put my penis into the glass.  Then I just let it go.  It started slowly but soon there was a strong flow and it sounded like I'd open a tap into the glass.  I was a bit worried that the glass wouldn't be big enough, but the flow seemed to slow and stop as if my body knew how big the container was.  I had filled the glass right to the top, so a full pint or more, about 570 ml.  Not bad since I wasn't absolutely screaming for the loo.  I got rid of the evidence and got back to browsing.  About 5 minutes later, I realised I needed to pee again.  Clearly, it was a subconscious effort to not overflow the glass the first time and I wasn't done yet.  I put the glass back in place and repeated the process ... and filled the glass a second time, though not quite as full and I was definitely empty now.

Since I was on the site already, I thought I'd post this note.  So, apparently, when I'm moderately desperate and need to pee, I can pee about a litre.  In case anyone is even remotely interested.  😎

Amazing! So many things about this post are wonderful ... thanks for taking the time to measure, and then tell us about it! Hope you had fun 🙂

[Kupar 13,339]

3 minutes ago, Bacardi said:

My most recent pee 😋

I was disguising my handwriting lol.

Delightful! And we 💗 you @Bacardi! (You'll just have to imagine us peeing over that message lol)

[Sexismygod 1,782]

3 hours ago, Bacardi said:

My most recent pee 😋

I was disguising my handwriting lol.

Where else can you pee on your friends and get nothing but love in return?  💋💝

[Tony89 1,499]

Yesterday I drank a couple beers and went to the sauna. I enjoyed the heat of the sauna for a long time, and I didn't want to go to the toilet yet. I spontaneously peed a big arc with a lot of pressure against to the glass door of the sauna. After that there was a huge puddle on the floor! 

Don't worry about the mess. I did it in my own sauna and cleaned it up right away. 😊

[Kupar 13,339]

45 minutes ago, Tony89 said:

Don't worry about the mess. I did it in my own sauna

Ooh. Very jealous!

[Tony89 1,499]

2 hours ago, Kupar said:

Ooh. Very jealous!

Sauna has been a part of Finnish culture for hundreds of years. Almost everyone here has their own sauna. It can be found even in the smallest apartments. There are 5.5 million citizens and 3.2 million saunas. 0,58 saunas per citizen. 😅

[Lady Di 12]

Hi!  I held my pee in so long yesterday; that when I was ready to finally go; I was squirming so bad to try to hold it in till I got to the toilet.  As soon as I got up off the couch and walked into the bedroom; I was so close to the toilet; but too late.  My pee started to trickle out into my panties and down my leg; and made a wet spot on my rug.    It felt so good trickling out.  I really love to hold my pee in till I'm really desperate and about to lose.  

Does anyone else like to do the same thing.  Let me know.

[Roh2k 34]

Well I drank about 2 liters of water, held it in for about 2 hours. Worked out in the gym during that time. Was bursting totally on the way home. Went in the shower, and let him rip!

 

https://www.redgifs.com/watch/spottedstingyallosaurus

Heres the video

[DoctorDoctor 1,391]

1 hour ago, Lady Di said:

Hi!  I held my pee in so long yesterday; that when I was ready to finally go; I was squirming so bad to try to hold it in till I got to the toilet.  As soon as I got up off the couch and walked into the bedroom; I was so close to the toilet; but too late.  My pee started to trickle out into my panties and down my leg; and made a wet spot on my rug.    It felt so good trickling out.  I really love to hold my pee in till I'm really desperate and about to lose.  

Does anyone else like to do the same thing.  Let me know.

Yes.  I do that too, but try at avoid wetting at all costs, even if it means spraying everything on the way to the toilet or nearest place to contain my pee.

[D-K 154]

K and I just got home and we both needed to pee. We decided to grab and glass and mix our pee together. K went first, she peed about a third of the glass. Then I (D) filled up the rest.

[Bacardi 10,131]

So the mats in the house needed washed, and I was in far too good of a mood to pass up a carpet pee. Husband made me angry this morning so I held my pee all morning, took a shower when I was just about full (have you ever tried holding your pee in the shower when you're so used to peeing there? It's torture). Then when I finished I squatted and took a long pee on the bath mat. It kinda went everywhere, and pooled off the side of the mat so I had to use my towel to mop it all up. But never the less everything went into the wash where the evidence of my fun was erased!

[Kupar 13,339]

8 minutes ago, Bacardi said:

So the mats in the house needed washed, and I was in far too good of a mood to pass up a carpet pee. Husband made me angry this morning so I held my pee all morning, took a shower when I was just about full (have you ever tried holding your pee in the shower when you're so used to peeing there? It's torture). Then when I finished I squatted and took a long pee on the bath mat. It kinda went everywhere, and pooled off the side of the mat so I had to use my towel to mop it all up. But never the less everything went into the wash where the evidence of my fun was erased!

Sounds utterly wonderful @Bacardi! I know you enjoyed yourself. Thanks for sharing it with us ❤️

[avatar 382]

11 minutes ago, Bacardi said:

So the mats in the house needed washed, and I was in far too good of a mood to pass up a carpet pee. Husband made me angry this morning so I held my pee all morning, took a shower when I was just about full (have you ever tried holding your pee in the shower when you're so used to peeing there? It's torture). Then when I finished I squatted and took a long pee on the bath mat. It kinda went everywhere, and pooled off the side of the mat so I had to use my towel to mop it all up. But never the less everything went into the wash where the evidence of my fun was erased!

Oh my, that's one of my all time dreams to get to do myself!

[Chrissy89 1,208]

1 hour ago, Bacardi said:

So the mats in the house needed washed, and I was in far too good of a mood to pass up a carpet pee. Husband made me angry this morning so I held my pee all morning, took a shower when I was just about full (have you ever tried holding your pee in the shower when you're so used to peeing there? It's torture). Then when I finished I squatted and took a long pee on the bath mat. It kinda went everywhere, and pooled off the side of the mat so I had to use my towel to mop it all up. But never the less everything went into the wash where the evidence of my fun was erased!

Ooooh sounds amazing! ❤️

[PisSRL 72]

1 hour ago, Bacardi said:

So the mats in the house needed washed, and I was in far too good of a mood to pass up a carpet pee. Husband made me angry this morning so I held my pee all morning, took a shower when I was just about full (have you ever tried holding your pee in the shower when you're so used to peeing there? It's torture). Then when I finished I squatted and took a long pee on the bath mat. It kinda went everywhere, and pooled off the side of the mat so I had to use my towel to mop it all up. But never the less everything went into the wash where the evidence of my fun was erased!

Ohh a bath mat pee ! Why have I never thought of this 😂 definitely adding this to the things to pee on list 

[gldenwetgoose 21,486]

Bless you @Bacardi - not going to give my usual over enthusiastic wow response.    Instead sending hugs over hubby upsetting you and glad you hopefully managed to enjoy your moment and brighten your day back up.

[lemonade drinker 38]

On 8/31/2017 at 1:06 PM, Sophie said:

Had a wee outside on a walk this morning! I usually enjoy a morning run but I didn't really feel like it today so I walked the same route instead. About half way into the walk I felt the need to pee but ignored it, figuring I'd be able to make it home. The feeling  was getting stronger and stronger as I kept walking. By around 3/4 I was getting rather desperate and I found the perfect place to empty my bladder. I could have made it home but why not have a naughty wee and walk the rest in comfort?

I ducked into the alley and pulled down my shorts to mid thigh as I crouched. Seconds later I started peeing, splashing my shoes a little as it bounced off the concrete. There was a little trickle running away from me and I loved watching it, knowing anyone walking through the alley later would see it first and then the puddle. I went for about 40 seconds and then stood up , taking my time to pull up my shorts so I could make the most of the moment. Then I walked home with a huge smile on my face. Nobody I passed knew why I was so happy.

Believe me if I'd have seen you do that I would have waited until you had gone then got down on my knees and smelled and drunk from your puddle. Maybe soaked a tissue in it and taken it home to smell from again, then wanked until I came.

[Sophie 24,410]

1 hour ago, lemonade drinker said:

Believe me if I'd have seen you do that I would have waited until you had gone then got down on my knees and smelled and drunk from your puddle. Maybe soaked a tissue in it and taken it home to smell from again, then wanked until I came.

Thanks for sharing...