Post about your pee!

[JQKER 804]

Having a pee in the bathroom sink just now

Edited June 23, 2019 by JQKER
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[JQKER 804]

I like whipping it out and peeing on the elevator while it's moving.  Sometimes I only get a chance for a short squirt, but a few times I've been able to soak the walls, floor. Even the buttons before reaching my floor.

[speedy3471 10,655]

12 minutes ago, JQKER said:

I like whipping it out and peeing on the elevator while it's moving.  Sometimes I only get a chance for a short squirt, but a few times I've been able to soak the walls, floor. Even the buttons before reaching my floor.

Nice. Very daring and naughty lol

[speedy3471 10,655]

25 minutes ago, JQKER said:

Having a pee in the bathroom sink just now

Nice work. Next time try for a little distance lol

[Bacardi 10,138]

On 6/23/2019 at 2:43 PM, rajpatel1993 said:

But if someone else is outside the bathroom and they could hear you peeing in the toilet, would you not feel self conscious about that at all? Or if a guy was outside the bathroom waiting to use it after you, would that make you uncomfortable in any way?

Are you trying to tell me you want to sit outside of the bathroom while I'm peeing? 😂

But to answer your question, no. For one I probably wouldnt be thinking about such things, and even if they were listening and being turned on that's their thing, and they can keep it to themselves. I try not to use public bathrooms tho. Yuckie.

[oliver2 4,423]

4 hours ago, Bacardi said:

Are you trying to tell me you want to sit outside of the bathroom while I'm peeing? 😂

No, no! That would be very rude, making you go to a bathroom and shut the door behind you! You should pee wherever you want! 😂

 

[Bacardi 10,138]

10 hours ago, oliver2 said:

No, no! That would be very rude, making you go to a bathroom and shut the door behind you! You should pee wherever you want! 😂

 

Good, cause I agree with this mentality too lol.

[F.W 5,734]

Please can we not post dick pics on the main pages?There are pages available for this.🤨

[rajpatel1993 185]

On 6/27/2019 at 11:07 PM, Bacardi said:

Are you trying to tell me you want to sit outside of the bathroom while I'm peeing? 😂

But to answer your question, no. For one I probably wouldnt be thinking about such things, and even if they were listening and being turned on that's their thing, and they can keep it to themselves. I try not to use public bathrooms tho. Yuckie.

Not you in particular lol. But I must be honest, there have been a few times when I have been outside the bathroom door in a house when a girl was peeing, and felt turned on by hearing the sound of her peeing...

[mickymoist 3,515]

Been lying in bed listening to the radio, build up to the cricket,  had the lovely sensation of relaxing and letting a little pee out before heading off to the loo and going downstairs for coffee and breakfast

[Mkbigboy 181]

I just had a long strong yellow one sitting on a public toilet.....I was bursting and it felt so good!!

[mickymoist 3,515]

Having a lazy lie in, just let a little spurt  out in the bed, I can feel it trickling round my balls. 

[PantyPissr28 448]

Hubby and I just went for a short walk by the lake after breakfast, and I had to pee so bad when we got back to the car & I just squat down and peed broad daylight beside the car.

[Alfresco 11,639]

Went out this morning to the shops.  Parked the car in a quiet place, swung my legs out and peed onto the tarmac leaving a nice puddle.   Then later in the day I had to travel for six hours.   Just before setting off, I peed next to a bush in a park.   A car pulled in with four occupants and they must have seen what I was doing.  About three hours into the journey, I had finished drinking a bottle of Oasis and had some water.   I refilled the Oasis bottle whisky stuck in traffic.   I later stopped at services for some food and emptied the bottle out on the grass near my car and then emptied my bladder on the same grass.   When I neared my destination, I stopped in the town and went to the public toilets, knowing that they would be locked.  I peed on the wall of the toilet building next to the door.  

[Guest UnabashedUser]

On 7/18/2019 at 2:20 AM, pop-a-squat said:

I just went pee in the shower 🙂

Double sided gusher. WOW

[gldenwetgoose 21,501]

On 6/28/2019 at 8:47 PM, F.W said:

Please can we not post dick pics on the main pages?There are pages available for this.🤨

I'm going to be a bit controversial here....   But I disagree,  I don't see anything wrong with dick pics on this thread.

I'm male, I'm straight and I don't have much interest in seeing another man's equipment - but the thread is 'post about your pee' and it's in the wet zone.  That's exactly what the guys have done.  Sure, there is a men peeing folder and I'd hope those that way inclined enjoy visiting it - just as much as I love seeing a peeing pussy.  But my point is that if that were the only place a guy can post, then they can't post in this thread but we end up with two parallel discussions for the same thing?  That doesn't make sense (at best) and at worst we end up in that argument of having a ladies only page.   I don't recall any policy that says threads are exclusively genderised?

Many have discussed how to retain and encourage lady members to contribute, I can't see that driving 'lady friendly' content into a narrow corner of the forum does that in any way, perhaps exactly the opposite.

So, that's my view. There's always the option of scrolling quickly past it.   Or just congratulate the poster and enjoy diversity of content.

[Rewdna 782]

I had a pee outdoors this morning.I had some time to kill,so went for a walk.I found some bushes,unzipped and peed a very dark yellow stream.It felt good.

[gldenwetgoose 21,501]

Yesterday I cycled to and from work, which I try and do a couple of times a week at least.  Being a Friday though, I was leaving work an hour earlier than usual and didn't need to be home so I took a longer route.

Before I'd left the office I finished a cup of coffee and also the juice that was in my bottle from the morning so I could refill it for the ride home.  The ride is through lots of country lanes with very little traffic and plenty of time to enjoy the fresh air.  About half way I felt the need to pee, and it came on pretty quickly - probably down to the energy drink. I found myself on a straight country lane with no farms or houses, but a few gates set back from the side of the road.

After feeling the rapidly growing need for a few minutes I stopped and propped my bike up against one of the gates. I was shielded from any cars that may come past although none did.  It turned out the field in question was a small square horse paddock - inside the gate was a very small area and another gate into the paddock, with a green wooden stable just inside that gate.  As I stood spraying the weeds, I noticed a horse blanket hung over the inner gate and the thought occurred to me that there could be someone in the stable - they could walk out at any moment and be confronted with me a few yards away - dick in hand, pissing directly in front of them.  As it was though, I was able to enjoy my release in solitude...

[Rich7 467]

On 7/25/2019 at 7:31 AM, gldenwetgoose said:

I'm going to be a bit controversial here....   But I disagree,  I don't see anything wrong with dick pics on this thread.

I'm male, I'm straight and I don't have much interest in seeing another man's equipment - but the thread is 'post about your pee' and it's in the wet zone.  That's exactly what the guys have done.  Sure, there is a men peeing folder and I'd hope those that way inclined enjoy visiting it - just as much as I love seeing a peeing pussy.  But my point is that if that were the only place a guy can post, then they can't post in this thread but we end up with two parallel discussions for the same thing?  That doesn't make sense (at best) and at worst we end up in that argument of having a ladies only page.   I don't recall any policy that says threads are exclusively genderised?

Many have discussed how to retain and encourage lady members to contribute, I can't see that driving 'lady friendly' content into a narrow corner of the forum does that in any way, perhaps exactly the opposite.

So, that's my view. There's always the option of scrolling quickly past it.   Or just congratulate the poster and enjoy diversity of content.

I do agree with the opinion, but sure like all respect rules laid down by people who very kindly provide this site. There, sitting on the fence to pee he he !

 

[gldenwetgoose 21,501]

I'm obviously in need of educating myself @Rich7 - ok, so the male peeing section is subtitled 'post about all male pee here'  which could suggest nothing male anywhere else, but similarly the Pee Talk and Questions does imply all things related to pee.  I looked in the rules and didn't spot anything - but there is guideline 3. Don't create duplicate threads or clubs - instead post in the original to bring it back to life.  That sort of suggests not having a 'Post about your pee'  unless you're a bloke and want to post about your pee.

So, I'm still confused (which is easy). 😉

Anyway - I'll stop being controversial and interfering there.

[Sophie 24,414]

I nearly wet myself at work today! 😯

I have a break at 11:10 and I needed to pee before then but I was so busy preparing for my next lesson during my break I didn't have time to go to the toilet. The twenty minutes flew by and before I knew it I had a classroom of students waiting for me. I held it for another hour during my next lesson but by the time my classroom emptied I was absolutely bursting for a wee so I got up and went to the staff toilets as quickly as my heels allowed. I went in, tore down my trousers and thong and had my very much needed relief. 

[Adyguy6970 878]

Thanks for sharing that, Sophie.  It sounds as though you had a very close shave indeed!

[Chicklover99 566]

Sounds like you just made it in time ! Thanks for sharing Sophie 

[Chicklover99 566]

I just had to pee tonight and peed for a good 30 seconds!

[rajpatel1993 185]

On 11/7/2019 at 1:52 PM, Sophie said:

I nearly wet myself at work today! 😯

I have a break at 11:10 and I needed to pee before then but I was so busy preparing for my next lesson during my break I didn't have time to go to the toilet. The twenty minutes flew by and before I knew it I had a classroom of students waiting for me. I held it for another hour during my next lesson but by the time my classroom emptied I was absolutely bursting for a wee so I got up and went to the staff toilets as quickly as my heels allowed. I went in, tore down my trousers and thong and had my very much needed relief. 

Did any of your students have any idea how badly you had to pee?