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On 11/2/2015 at 2:18 AM, steve25805 said:

Here are 20 very naughty locations for you to have pissed in or on, each worth 5%. If you have done all 20, that's a 100% top score. How many of them have you done? What's your percentage?

1. Carpet/Rug

2. Sofa/Couch

3. Armchair

4. Table

5. Sink

6. Shower/Bath

7. Bed

8. Bathroom floor

9. Kitchen floor

1o. Beer, wine, or champagne glass

11. Indoor wall

12. Toilet with closed lid

13. Dishwasher

14. Inside a car on the seat or the floor

15. On somebody else

16. Kitchen counter

17. Kettle or other innapropiate vessel

18. Cupboard, wardrobe or drawer

19. On clothing

20. In someone's mouth.

My percentage? 80%

I have done 19 of them which equals 95% some accidental, some while drunk, and others dares

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7 hours ago, Miss Piss said:

6. Shower/Bath

7. Bed

8. Bathroom floor

9. Kitchen floor

1o. Beer, wine, or champagne glass

11. Indoor wall

12. Toilet with closed lid

13. Dishwasher

14. Inside a car on the seat or the floor

15. On somebody else

16. Kitchen counter

These onesย 

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1. Carpet/Rug

Yes, Hotels 1.0

2. Sofa/Couch

Only on the back, not the cussions so maybe 1.5

3. Armchair

No

4. Table

Yes many times, easy to clean 2.5

5. Sink

3.5

6. Shower/Bath

4.5

7. Bed

only with protective sheets 5.0

8. Bathroom floor

6.0

9. Kitchen floor

7.0

10. Beer, wine, or champagne glass

8.0

11. Indoor wall

Not my own walls though๐Ÿคซ 9.0

12. Toilet with closed lid

10.0

13. Dishwasher

11.0

14. Inside a car on the seat or the floor

No

15. On somebody else

12.0

16. Kitchen counter

13.0, always a little when doing distant pees into the kitchen sink

17. Kettle or other innapropiate vessel

14.0 Anything that holds water is fair game

18. Cupboard, wardrobe or drawer

15.0

19. On clothing

16.0

20. In someone's mouth.

Not yet ๐Ÿ˜‰

So 16/20 aka 80%

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i have done:

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1. Carpet/Rug yes

2. Sofa/Couch no

3. Armchair no

4. Table yes

5. Sink yes

6. Shower/Bath yes

7. Bed yes

8. Bathroom floor yes

9. Kitchen floor yes

1o. Beer, wine, or champagne glass yes

11. Indoor wall no

12. Toilet with closed lid yes

13. Dishwasher no

14. Inside a car on the seat or the floor no

15. On somebody else no

16. Kitchen counter yes

17. Kettle or other innapropiate vessel no

18. Cupboard, wardrobe or drawer no

19. On clothing yes

20. In someone's mouth. no

My percentage? 55%

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1. Carpet/Rug no

2. Sofa/Couch no

3. Armchair no

4. Table noย 

5. Sink yes

6. Shower/Bath yes

7. Bed yes

8. Bathroom floor yes

9. Kitchen floor yes

1o. Beer, wine, or champagne glass yes

11. Indoor wall no

12. Toilet with closed lid no

13. Dishwasher no

14. Inside a car on the seat or the floor no

15. On somebody else yes

16. Kitchen counter no

17. Kettle or other innapropiate vessel no

18. Cupboard, wardrobe or drawerย  no

19. On clothing yes

20. In someone's mouth. yes

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45%

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Sink, shower, kitchen floor, bathroom floor , an inappropriate vessel , on (and in,) clothing, on another person,

So 7 of the 20 so just 35%.. o

I thought I was an accomplished peer but I don't wat to permanently damage anything.

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85 percent for me....ย  That's a passing grade.ย  Hopefully the multitude of times I've pissed in all the other locations will make up for the three spots I haven't marked yet!ย  Lol

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1. Carpet/Rug yes

2. Sofa/Couch yes

3. Armchair yes

4. Table yes

5. Sink yes

6. Shower/Bath yes

7. Bed yes

8. Bathroom floor yes

9. Kitchen floor yes

1o. Beer, wine, or champagneย glass yes

11. Indoor wall yes

12. Toilet with closed lid no

13. Dishwasher yes

14. Inside a car on the seat or the floor yes

15. On somebody else yes

16. Kitchen counter no

17. Kettle or other innapropiate vessel yes

18. Cupboard, wardrobe or drawer yes

19. On clothing yes

20. In someone's mouth. No

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I missed 3, so I guess that's 85%.ย  I've not had the pleasure of directly sharing the moment with a likeminded lady so can't tick off 15 & 20 yet.ย  And for some reason, I haven't pissed in the dishwasher ... I should fix that and get a solid 18/20.

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On 11/2/2015 at 6:18 AM, steve25805 said:

Here are 20 very naughty locations for you to have pissed in or on, each worth 5%. If you have done all 20, that's a 100% top score. How many of them have you done? What's your percentage?

1. Carpet/Rug

Yup. Many times.

2. Sofa/Couch

Yup. A few times.

3. Armchair

Yup. One time in particular, at a friend's house a long time ago.

4. Table

Oddly, no. Never has been on my radar. I've always preferred going on absorbent things or "into" things. If I have gone on a table or a desk, I don't remember.

5. Sink

Yup, often. Don't do it much these days to avoid smell.

6. Shower/Bath

Yup, often. Still do when I have the chance and it won't cause problems.

7. Bed

In the past, yup. Did this a lot as a teenager, we ended up tossing my mattress.

8. Bathroom floor

Yup, many times, in bathrooms that weren't mine.

9. Kitchen floor

Yes, actually! Did it once during a housesit, I was on my computer in the kitchen and pissed on the floor out of laziness. Almost forgot about that, actually. One other time in high school, actually, that I just remembered, in a washing station in the cafeteria after hours.

1o. Beer, wine, or champagne glass

I'm pretty sure I've done it in a beer can, and I've definitely gone in various bottles, but I don't remember any glasses. It's possible but it never really excited me. We'll say no to this one.

11. Indoor wall

Yup.

12. Toilet with closed lid

Yup. It had a fuzzy seat cover, which is why I started to do it.

13. Dishwasher

Yup, did it when I moved apartments once.

14. Inside a car on the seat or the floor

Yes, in a rideshare, on the floor. Weird experience, actually, wanted to try it but the reality of it wasn't the same as the fantasy.

15. On somebody else

This year, yes. FWB situation, pissed on her in the shower (at her behest). Actually didn't turn out that sexual at all.

16. Kitchen counter

Nope. Never occurred to me, never appealed to me. Kitchen sink, yes.

17. Kettle or other innapropiate vessel

Yup. "Inappropriate vessel", absolutely.

18. Cupboard, wardrobe or drawer

Yes.

19. On clothing

Yeah - definitely did it on my own, not sure if I pissed on others' clothing but it's possible. Pissed in a pair of fur-lined boots once, though (belonged to a parent, shouldn't have done that).

20. In someone's mouth.

Nope. Maybe one day. It isn't really my thing, but maybe in the right context it could be. I don't know.

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80% for me.

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80 % I think. Missing Beer/Wine glass and bed, which I don't care about.

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The two ones that I would like to try, and haven't, are inside a car and on a sofa. But not on mine, so I'll have to wait till I spot an opportunity to do that without causing too many problems.ย 

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  • 2 weeks later...
On 11/2/2015 at 4:18 AM, steve25805 said:

1. Carpet/Rug

5. Sink

6. Shower/Bath

7. Bed

8. Bathroom floor

11. Indoor wall

14. Inside a car on the seat or the floor

I got 35%โ€ฆbut if I ever live alone, some of these can get check off real fast. Recently, I finally got around to pissing in my car!

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On 6/29/2016 at 2:41 PM, Vassal said:

1. Carpet/Rug

3. Armchair

5. Sink

6. Shower/Bath

8. Bathroom floor

9. Kitchen floor

1o. Beer, wine, or champagne glass

12. Toilet with closed lid

17. Kettle or other innapropiate vessel

19. On clothing

Only 50%. ๐Ÿ˜•

Lets see what's changed over the years.

1. Carpet/Rug

2. Sofa/Couch

3. Armchair

4. Table

5. Sink

6. Shower/Bath

8. Bathroom floor

9. Kitchen floor

1o. Beer, wine, or champagne glass

11. Indoor wall

12. Toilet with closed lid

13. Dishwasher

16. Kitchen counter

17. Kettle or other innapropiate vessel

19. On clothing

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Up to 75%. Need to get a partner!

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Dang, I'm only at 35%! I've got carpet, sink, shower/bath, bed, bathroom floor, indoor wall, and clothing. I do see a couple items on this list that shouldn't be too hard to mark off soon, I think it's time to pump up my numbers ๐Ÿ˜‰

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