Where’s the last non-toilet location you’ve peed?

[PeePeePete 127]

Well, having just finished a nice glass of single malt I feel there is an empty glass that needs filling. You know what they say, a good whisky takes on the flavour of it's cask, well I think this urine will take on the flavour of my single malt, a nice salty tot. 

[MidoriLemonade85 2,421]

Squatting on my rosewood dining table. It dripped onto the carpet. 

[isabella3333 21]

Humping my pillow.. it feels incredible 

[chubbyjack 349]

1 hour ago, isabella3333 said:

Humping my pillow.. it feels incredible 

Did you pee before or after you came on your pillow ?

   When I was younger I I often shot a load on a pillow when no one was home but I never pissed on one 

[toiletfloorpee 476]

I went out for my Christmas work's do last night, got a lil bit tipsy, ended up with a friend taking me home and insisted on weeing in my hallway as I was too desperate to go any further. 

[James_erased 1,831]

Upon getting dropped off by the taxi and needing to piss last night, I (as usual) opted to not go inside and just use my toilet - instead opting to just unleash a nice big piss all over the pavement instead.. much better! Always love the enjoyable, naughty satisfaction of just brazenly leaving a nice big puddle in public. 

[James_erased 1,831]

2 minutes ago, toiletfloorpee said:

I went out for my Christmas work's do last night, got a lil bit tipsy, ended up with a friend taking me home and insisted on weeing in my hallway as I was too desperate to go any further. 

Incredible! 😍 Love that you even made it home, yet still managed to avoid weeing in the toilet - the hallway is a far superior option. What kind of floor was it that you pissed on? 

[Watchyoupee 234]

I pissed in the shower last night. I really had to go and I had a few beers and decided to open my mouth and spray the piss into the back of my throat in the shower. My wife was in the bathroom at the same time and had no idea what I was up to. Not sure what her reaction would be if she opened the curtain and saw me standing there with my cock pointed towards the ceiling spraying a big thick stream of piss into my mouth. 
I didn’t swallow I just caught it and spit it out. Didn’t taste horrible because I have water and beer all day.

[Fuzywuzy 72]

Last week I was waiting for a train and it was early in the am… on a 1-10 scale I was at an 8 and I pissed in the walk through tunnel.  About an hour before that I had a large coffee. I sprayed the concrete wall and let a piss river 

[isabella3333 21]

6 hours ago, chubbyjack said:

Did you pee before or after you came on your pillow ?

   When I was younger I I often shot a load on a pillow when no one was home but I never pissed on one 

Before during and after! 

[toiletfloorpee 476]

4 hours ago, James_erased said:

Incredible! 😍 Love that you even made it home, yet still managed to avoid weeing in the toilet - the hallway is a far superior option. What kind of floor was it that you pissed on? 

Most of my place is carpet, only the kitchen and bathroom are vinyl. If I had gone on them I would have ended up leaving it and then slipping over when running to throw up in the night.

Not my first rodeo. Ha.

Edited Sunday at 07:04 PM by toiletfloorpee

[James_erased 1,831]

Just now, toiletfloorpee said:

Most of my place is carpet, only the kitchen and bathroom are vinyl. If I had gone on them I would have ended up leaving it abd then slipping over when running to throw up in the night.

Not my first rodeo. Ha.

Gosh, a most delectable mental image. The pissing on your hallway carpet that is, the running to throw up perhaps a little less so 😉. Any cleanup of the hallway piss, or just did what you had to and then hit the sack?

[toiletfloorpee 476]

43 minutes ago, James_erased said:

Gosh, a most delectable mental image. The pissing on your hallway carpet that is, the running to throw up perhaps a little less so 😉. Any cleanup of the hallway piss, or just did what you had to and then hit the sack?

I'll leave you to guess that, don't want to get a shhshing for yapping in a thread too much. 

[GenericUsername 1,114]

I think it was my bathroom floor a couple weeks ago.

[Misslittlecutie1 478]

I piss in a glass while standing in my kitchen almost everyday before pouring it down my sink. 

[Weatherman74 134]

Just now when I entered the hotel room. It is a ritual for me to pee into the bathromm sink every time I enter the room after a long trip 😇

Edited Monday at 05:58 PM by Weatherman74

[Dante_Heart 138]

On my boyfriend in the shower

[Johnboy777 3,920]

On a shopping trip to a Walmart today, I had to piss (along with a couple of other guys) behind a large dumpster because the men's room was unavailable. 

[d19841 402]

I just peed in the corner in my room on the carpet!  Very satisfying!

[mwfuntimes525 173]

peed on myself while edging

[zorba3189 5,465]

I went to the 3rd floor of my office building yesterday after lunch.  Nobody on the entire floor and lots of little offices sprawled out.   I went to the back of this long storage room, closed the door for extra privacy, dropped my pants and took a squat and just let it all out on the carpet.  I ended up going way more than I thought I would.  Felt so liberating.  Made me get paranoid afterwards, so I set an old box in front of the large damp patch to block view if someone happened to look into the room.  

My first pee at work and probably won’t make that a habit…. too scary thinking back on it.  

Out of curiosity I checked up there today, and the place where I had peed you couldn’t even tell.  It had all dried thankfully.  To make it even more obscure, it is musty smelling up there anyway from past roof leaks.  

[Remi 1,055]

48 minutes ago, zorba3189 said:

Made me get paranoid afterwards, so I set an old box in front of the large damp patch to block view if someone happened to look into the room.  

My first pee at work and probably won’t make that a habit…. too scary thinking back on it

Wow, respect for pulling that off! Those two worlds are usually best when seperated. Crossing that line requires some guts and gives you some different kind of feelings afterwards, just like you mentioned. I know ;)

As for my last non toilet location, it was right next to a porta potty.

[MrLasagna 49]

On a tree in a wood, on saturday, while I was skiing.

[Ketchup 183]

I peed a little in my washing machine earlier.  

[wettingman 578]

Last night in the shower. As usual I had been holding my pee for awhile watching TV.  I got in the tub, and placed my dick between my legs. I let go a torrent of  warm pee down my legs. The best part as I had discovered previously if I squeeze my legs over my dick it makes a hissing sound like a woman who is peeing forcefully