LovesToWet 3,728 Posted January 27, 2023 Share Posted January 27, 2023 This is just for fun. How long would you be in jail for? I'd be lock up for 49 years 2 Link to post
Rosita 629 Posted January 27, 2023 Share Posted January 27, 2023 37 years. Oh hell 😂 2 1 Link to post
Popular Post Bacardi 9,795 Posted January 27, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted January 27, 2023 34 years. For someone who is asexual, that's quite a lot lol. I gave myself the 5 years for the sex tape for the pee audio/video I record. Because I literally consider it to be a sex tape 🤣 2 1 2 Link to post
Sexismygod 1,771 Posted January 27, 2023 Share Posted January 27, 2023 I'm obviously a reprobate ... I'll be put away for 53 years. A lifetime sentence for a lifetime of fun. Not unreasonable 😂 1 3 Link to post
Popular Post gldenwetgoose 20,935 Posted January 27, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted January 27, 2023 It's a great find, and thanks for sharing. I can't help but think though, it's been put together by someone with a very vanilla view of sex (and who was possibly a virgin). I mean, the whole premise of sex being a crime - and you really can't win if there's time to be served for lights on AND lights off ??? Then the penalties for the bed you don't own and whilst drunk - who of us hasn't had a holiday hotel drunken shag? That's nine or ten whole years in one go, maybe fifteen if it's someone you picked up in the hotel bar. Most enlightening though is the complete avoidance of anything fetish - yes sex with toys and owning toys are on there, but what about sentences for actual fetish sex.... bruising, drawing blood, being bound, cosplay and of course golden sex. I do notice the nearly non-existent penalty for watching porn and absolutely nothing for masturbation (referring to my virgin comment above). PS - anyone want to help me improve on 42 years. A three-or-moresome including some same-sex friends, outdoors whilst being taped seems a reasonable starting point. 1 4 2 Link to post
LovesToWet 3,728 Posted January 27, 2023 Author Share Posted January 27, 2023 20 minutes ago, gldenwetgoose said: Anyone want to help me improve on 42 years. A three-or-moresome including some same-sex friends, outdoors whilst being taped seems a reasonable starting point. I'm sure me and plenty of others on here will be more than willing to help you out gaining more points. I'm definitely up for the 3 or more 😉😉 And yes, it was probably made up by someone who's had a boring sex life so far 1 3 Link to post
Kupar 13,163 Posted January 27, 2023 Share Posted January 27, 2023 27 minutes ago, gldenwetgoose said: PS - anyone want to help me improve on 42 years. A three-or-moresome including some same-sex friends, outdoors whilst being taped seems a reasonable starting point. I'm inside for the rest of my life, put it that way. So I might as well be hung for a sheep as for a lamb... 3 1 Link to post
mickymoist 3,423 Posted January 27, 2023 Share Posted January 27, 2023 5 years for 'in a bed neither of you own' if you rent an apartment that's harsh! 😃 35 for me, most of my crimes were a long time ago, can I get off with time served? 1 2 Link to post
Kupar 13,163 Posted January 27, 2023 Share Posted January 27, 2023 11 minutes ago, mickymoist said: ... can I get off with time served? Whatever gets you off I guess 😉 1 Link to post
Maclir 1,007 Posted January 27, 2023 Share Posted January 27, 2023 63 years. I'm a bad, bad man. 2 1 Link to post
LovesToWet 3,728 Posted January 27, 2023 Author Share Posted January 27, 2023 1 hour ago, Qwertyboy said: 4 years yikes REALLY? Lol Link to post
REBob 139 Posted January 27, 2023 Share Posted January 27, 2023 51 years! Would love to tick threesome and same sex off that list though 2 Link to post
Bacardi 9,795 Posted January 27, 2023 Share Posted January 27, 2023 5 hours ago, gldenwetgoose said: PS - anyone want to help me improve on 42 years. A three-or-moresome including some same-sex friends, outdoors whilst being taped seems a reasonable starting point. I was like here comes Goose with his long winded, highly detailed and technical explanations but once I got here I was relieved lol. I got you for sex with friends and three or more if we find a third person 🤣 @Kupar maybe. Then you can cross off three at once! 1 Link to post
Maclir 1,007 Posted January 27, 2023 Share Posted January 27, 2023 Well, there were only 2 that I missed, before 18 (too late to cross t hat off now) and same sex. 1 Link to post
Popular Post Sophie 24,220 Posted January 28, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted January 28, 2023 41 years. I've been a bad girl... 2 3 Link to post
LovesToWet 3,728 Posted January 28, 2023 Author Share Posted January 28, 2023 10 hours ago, REBob said: 51 years! Would love to tick threesome and same sex off that list though MMF threesome and your sorted. And that's the 2 I'd love to tick off aswell 1 Link to post
REBob 139 Posted January 28, 2023 Share Posted January 28, 2023 1 hour ago, LovesToWet said: MMF threesome and your sorted. And that's the 2 I'd love to tick off aswell Easier say than done, I fear.... 1 Link to post
LovesToWet 3,728 Posted January 28, 2023 Author Share Posted January 28, 2023 10 minutes ago, REBob said: Easier say than done, I fear.... You are right there. Sadly I think a threesome will just remain a fantasy of mine 2 Link to post
gldenwetgoose 20,935 Posted January 28, 2023 Share Posted January 28, 2023 12 hours ago, Bacardi said: I was like here comes Goose with his long winded, highly detailed and technical explanations but once I got here I was relieved lol. I got you for sex with friends and three or more if we find a third person 🤣 @Kupar maybe. Then you can cross off three at once! Your plane ticket is in the post @Bacardi Hmmm... Wonder how many years you could add for mile-high wet sex with an airline pilot? 7 hours ago, Sophie said: 41 years. I've been a bad girl... Barely half way to the total sentence - 6/10 Must Try Harder. I'm kidding of course, you're perfectly naughty. 🥰 2 1 Link to post
Qwertyboy 189 Posted January 28, 2023 Share Posted January 28, 2023 17 hours ago, LovesToWet said: REALLY? Lol yeah, im not getting any action Link to post
Hightower 599 Posted January 29, 2023 Share Posted January 29, 2023 On 1/27/2023 at 7:58 AM, LovesToWet said: This is just for fun. How long would you be in jail for? I'd be lock up for 49 years 31 or 34 depending on how you count owning sex toys! I've bought them but for someone else. Sex while high I've counted but it's also questionable, had sex after a couple of keys of coke but having sex with pilly willy would be like trying to play snooker with your shoelace Link to post
LukeDZ 47 Posted January 30, 2023 Share Posted January 30, 2023 Well that's worrying, scored 59. 🤣 Link to post
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