Peeing around Horses, Stables, Barns and Trailers

[Havelock 1,526]

This week my wife brought up horse riding lessons. I immediately had a flashback to a college girlfriend who rode horses and created some unique pee memories. 

My then girlfriend, A, had grown up riding English style horses and competed in Jumpers. She was on the university riding team. I never really liked horses and always wanted to do something else when she went riding. Then one day she coerced me to come see her ride. It was a jumping practice with some of the other university girls. I quickly discovered why horses should be of interest. We drove about 35min in to the hills and I joined her in the stables as she was getting ready to ride. She introduced me to her horse, tried to get me to pet it, talk to it etc.. She would talk to it sweetly to it.  She was adjusting the saddle etc. and getting ready to ride. She had on an English riding outfit. All of the sudden she told me to hold the horse in the stall. This was not something I really wanted to do, and the horse swung its head at me. She talked to it to calm down. I looked around and she was in the far corner of the stall, undoing her riding pants. She was a fit blonde with rather large breasts for her size. Seconds later she was squatting and blasting the stall floor with her piss. I looked over as much as I could, still distrusting the horse was going to do something unpredictable. I could see her pussy which had a very small tuft of blonde hair. She looked concerned at my discomfort with the horse and coached me on what to do as she continued to piss away onto the floor.  Just then the voice of one of her friends was heard calling for her. She said, "Im in here" to which her friend walked to the door to the stall, saw me and said, "oh, Havelock, I did not know you were here." My girlfriend was still pissing in the corner which seemed not to phase her friend at all. A finished pulled up her jodhpurs and walked to the front of the stall to talk with us. After a couple of minutes her friend left. She went to give me a hug before getting on the horse and felt my erection. She looked excited into my eyes and said "oh, you liked that. you liked to watch me tinkle din't you." and squeezed my ass. I said, "Is that how you equestrian girls do things? I may take a liking to horses." She then went riding.

When she got back, she brushed the horse and again peed in the corner, but this time more explicitly told me she had "to tinkle" so I could come get a closer look. I also asked if I could pee and she tole me "of course sweetie." I started to pee on the stall wall when we were both surprised that the horse joined in and started to pee. We both had to move quick to avoid its splatter. She commented that maybe he did not like me encroaching on his territory.

From then on I took every opportunity to join her riding. I learned that while the horse was fine with her peeing in his stall, it did not like me or me peeing in the stall. I learned all the girls on the team peed in the stalls or around the stables because there was no bathroom. Some peed in their horses stall and some would pee in an empty stall. Once we knew the horse didn't like me, A would direct me to pee in an empty stall instead. This was interesting because unlike the occupied stalls which were filled with hay bedding he empty stalls had a bare floor so puddles were pretty obvious. I often saw puddles from others. I learned to listen to the girls and a few times I walked in on her friends squatting in an empty stall or their own stalls. They hardly ever seemed bothered by it and many of them where quite fit university girls.

I also learned that equestrian girls often pee in horse trailers. They make no attempt to hide it. They will even say they are going to pee and go into their trailer. The horse trailers drain onto the ground, so it's funny that a girl will be peeing in the trailer and sometimes the pee is trickling right out onto the ground. I learned this first when joining my girlfriend at a riding event. She was going to ride and told me she had "to tinkle." I followed her into the trailer. She squatted on the aluminum floor facing the back of the trailer, so her pee was basically gushing onto the floor, running under the door and flowing out onto the ground outside.

I talked with my girlfriend about this equestrian peeing freely culture and she said, the horses pee and poo so much that a little human pee is no big deal in that context. I suppose that makes sense.

Does anyone else have any pee stories related to horses, riding, stables, barns, or horse trailers?

[Euro 346]

I don't ride now , ( I'm British BTW)  but have done a  bit while back, but no more. Have friends that do and have stables

There is something quite sexy, earthy, and erotic about the smell of a stable. Especially in summer when it is warm.

Don't have a specific story, but enjoyed yours.

If you like funny horse faces 🙂  Just offer a small slice of lemon. to them, They kinda like it ish and pull the most amazing expressions  🙂

The expression "Pissing like a horse" is quite !  🙂  Mmmm

xx

[vpw 824]

Did you notice any of the other girls pee in the stables btw?

[DoctorDoctor 1,391]

Peeing in barns (that house animals) or in dirt floor "pole" barns (3-sided equipment barns) by everyone is quite common.  I try to find a place that is discreet and has bedding (straw, sawdust, etc.).  As a guy, I don't think too many people are interested in seeing me pee, but I commonly pee after working in the field on a tractor and don't care who is around.  All of the waste on the floor gets disposed of together.

[jmatthews1995 3,648]

This is so true. I've known two girls that are into horses and I've never met people more casual about peeing than them two. It was very frequent that I'd spend some time down a stable with them and they'd just disappear into the stall and pee into the hay. There's no way they were wiping etc, just pulling tight jodhpurs back up straight over their little wet muffins each time! Very exciting.

[Takashi96 1,076]

Wow, I'd always equated that whole equestrian thing with the prim and proper world of horsey girl schools. I never imagined the privileged graduates of all-girl private schools would ever pop squats in their riding jodhpurs. And now I have a whole new folder in the spank bank. 

Edited October 31, 2022 by Takashi96
More concise wording.

[Alfresco 11,631]

I love this topic and you were very lucky with your experience @Havelock.   I do have some stories, but in all cases they are where the lady in question has told me about it rather than me seeing.   No time to write them now, but will add later.  For now, just a teaser that a senior person at work told of peeing in a horse trailer and getting caught, another girl peed in a log pile by her stables and another told she regularly peed whilst out with horses.

[knarf11 74]

6 hours ago, Alfresco said:

I love this topic and you were very lucky with your experience @Havelock.   I do have some stories, but in all cases they are where the lady in question has told me about it rather than me seeing.   No time to write them now, but will add later.  For now, just a teaser that a senior person at work told of peeing in a horse trailer and getting caught, another girl peed in a log pile by her stables and another told she regularly peed whilst out with horses.

Look forward to the stories Alfresco

[Carb0nBased 647]

On 10/29/2022 at 4:54 PM, Takashi96 said:

Wow, I'd always equated that whole equestrian thing with the prim and proper world of horsey girl schools. I never imagined the privileged graduates of all-girl private schools would ever pop squats in their riding jodhpurs. And now I have a whole new folder in the spank bank. 

Well, all girls need to pee sometimes, and I guess maybe it's their chance to be a bit naughty... not that they necessarily think it "naughty" in a hot way, but more like it's a chance to do something that would be weird to do anywhere else they commonly visit.

[Takashi96 1,076]

4 minutes ago, Carb0nBased said:

Well, all girls need to pee sometimes, and I guess maybe it's their chance to be a bit naughty... not that they necessarily think it "naughty" in a hot way, but more like it's a chance to do something that would be weird to do anywhere else they commonly visit.

I guess I was just as surprised to learn there's no toilets built near the stables. I think of upper class life as being never out of close range of a toilet. 

[DoctorDoctor 1,391]

3 hours ago, Takashi96 said:

I guess I was just as surprised to learn there's no toilets built near the stables. I think of upper class life as being never out of close range of a toilet. 

There is usually an "outhouse (privy)" close by on most farms, but those are not much different than the barn.  Maybe the upper class views barn peeing as part of the riding experience.

[Carb0nBased 647]

On 10/31/2022 at 11:28 PM, Takashi96 said:

I guess I was just as surprised to learn there's no toilets built near the stables. I think of upper class life as being never out of close range of a toilet. 

I'd think there are several types of equestrian clubs/facilities. Some are probably large estates with clubhouses and rooms for all sorts of fancy events, and those certainly would have regular bathrooms. However, many "equestrian centers", even in wealthy counties, are really just land out in the middle of nowhere on some dirt road with some stables and riding pens, where people can keep horses and take them out on the trails. Those are not likely to have a sewer hookup as they are essentially outdoor facilities.

Even the properties with nice buildings on them probably don't have bathrooms IN the stables/riding area. For instance, there's a private high school not too far from where I live that has a large campus with beautiful buildings and nice lawns around, and dorms for students who board there. It has a horse stable on the campus, which is maybe a 15 minute walk from the closest real building. I suspect that people who are in the middle of working with horses, and dirty from walking around in the stable, may prefer to stay in the area rather than walk to the clubhouse or meeting hall even on properties that have them.

[Alfresco 11,631]

In support of what others are saying, I have known three girls who are "horsey" types.   In my case, none of them are the prim and proper or upper class privileged girls - there are plenty of those in equestrian circles, but I don't know them.   The real upper class probably have very organised facilities and potentially have grooms who look after their horses and tack anyway, so they just turn up and ride.   However, I wouldn't be surprised if they were used to peeing outside when it suited them as they would probably be "Country types". 

The girls I knew all had standard jobs, lived in standard houses and horses were their hobby.   In two cases the girls owned their own horse and kept them at basic facilities, which were pretty much a stable on a farm (two separate farms, not the same one).   For them, the stable was a simple wooden building away from the farmhouse and the only facility provided at the stable was a stand pipe for water.   Sure there would be a toilet in the farmhouse, but the girls would drive to the location, tend to their horses, maybe ride them, clean them, muck out the stable and so so on.   They probably wouldn't generally want to intrude on the farmer by going up to the farm house just to pee and it would take a bit of time to walk up there, take boots off, go inside etc. etc. when they were often on a fairly tight schedule.   As I understand it, it was easier to just pee in or around the stable - especially as there was seldom anyone around.   Unfortunately I never knew any of these girls that well and I never had a chance to quiz them over the details, except those stories which I'll post in their own right.   However, it was very clear that these girls were used to peeing outside or in the stable purely from a convenience point of view.

The third girl I didn't know a lot about (you'll see context when I write the story) but she didn't own a horse.  She used to be involved in a livery yard and rode their horses, so I think it was some kind of pay as you go horse hire effectively.  I don't know anything about their facilities.

 

[Alfresco 11,631]

The first of my Horsey stories goes back some 30 years to when I had just joined a new employer along with a group of graduates.   I may have shared it here before, but can't remember.  The company operated a training scheme whereby as well as doing the day job, we all had to set ourselves some goals, learn about a variety of things and then share the progress with others.   The sharing bit is where the story comes in as we got together once a month in a hotel for two days.   Each group of six graduates had someone from HR as their mentor and then there was also a senior HR lady, P, who came to see our presentations.   P was a very pleasant young lady in her early 30s, shapely figure and nice bum (which often goes with horse riding I think).  We all talked about hobbies and interests at these events and we soon knew that P was a horsey girl.   She didn't have her own horse, but was associated with a livery and spent a lot of her weekend time there, looking after horses and riding them.   

Fast forward a couple of months to one of these meetings and we had finished the day's work, eaten dinner and retired to the bar for a few drinks.   Gradually people drifted off and there were about half a dozen graduates (I think 4 male, 2 female) plus P left in the bar.   The other HR mentors had gone to bed or to phone their wives/husbands but P was enjoying the drinks with us.   I don't remember who started it, but there were various challenges to find out more about each other - e.g. something unusual about yourself, somewhere you had been and so on.   Then the topic became "Your most embarrassing moment".  I honestly can't remember what anyone else said, but what P said made my evening, changed my views on her, made me think about it every time I saw her and has stayed in my memory ever since.  The words in the account below will not be entirely accurate, my memory is not that good, but the gist of it is how the conversation went.

She explained that she had gone to a horse event with a male friend.  They towed a horse there in a trailer horsebox.   She had got all kitted up ready to compete (I think it was a jumping event, but not absolutely sure) and realised that she needed a wee.   She told us that she nipped into the horsebox for a wee.   She said that like it was such a common place normal thing to do and of course that triggered some comments from the group - one of the girls said something like "Eww, you wee in your horsebox?" to which P responded matter of factly "Yes of course, we all do - the horse pees in there, so a little bit of my pee isn't going to make any difference and it is much better than squatting outside".  I was getting quite interested by now and probably should have asked some questions myself, but I didn't want to demonstrate my interest too much.   The other guys and me just said things like "That makes sense" or "I can see why you wouldn't want to expose yourself outside".   Somebody asked "Are there no toilets then?"  P replied to say that the only toilets were smelly portaloos, which were over to the side of the field and she much preferred her own space which was cleaner and less confined.   

So someone then asked "OK, so you peed in a horsebox, but it sounds like you have done that more than the odd time, what was embarrassing about this time?"  P replied to say, "Well I was getting to that, but you all interrupted".   She went on to explain that she had gone into the horsebox, had pulled down her jodhpurs and had just started peeing into the straw when she heard her friend calling her name, obviously looking for her.   She was mid pee, so decided to continue and would then go out afterwards and find him.   Then suddenly she had the surprise of her life when the friend's face appeared looking over the tailgate of the trailer.   She was literally caught with her pants down and whilst she knew that her friend knew that she wasn't averse to peeing in the horsebox, she had never done so right in front of him and he had never seen her doing it.   She could have stayed squatted and asked him to give her some privacy, but instead she panicked.   She jumped up as soon as she saw him, which actually meant he got to see her crotch which would have been mostly hidden whilst squatting and worse than that, she struggled to stem the flow, so he is stood there open mouthed as she has stood up exposing herself fully to him with pee still pouring out of her for a short time until she could clench her muscles and stop the flow.   She was mortified at the time and just stood there, not knowing what to do.   After what seemed like an age, but was probably only a couple of seconds, he apologised and stepped down from the trailer and P dropped back into her squat to finish her pee and it was only at this point that she realised that in jumping up and not stopping peeing quickly, she had peed all over her cream jodhpurs.  She then had to pull up her wet clothing go out and face her friend with a bright red face and also had to compete in the event with wet jodhpurs.   She was thankful that it was a warm day and they mostly dried by the time she started competing.

We all were laughing loudly in the bar at the thought of this normally very respectable HR lady squatting in the horsebox and jumping up, peeing all over herself.   P was absolutely fine about sharing the story and laughed with us, saying it was long enough ago to be funny.

Next morning at breakfast she said to us that she thought she may have over shared the previous evening and she swore us to secrecy saying that if she found out that anyone else knew about this then it would negatively affect our results of the assessments at the end of the programme.

[Kupar 13,339]

1 hour ago, Alfresco said:

Next morning at breakfast she said to us that she thought she may have over shared the previous evening and she swore us to secrecy saying that if she found out that anyone else knew about this then it would negatively affect our results of the assessments at the end of the programme.

The truth comes out in beer. Or wine. Or spirits. Or whatever it was she was drinking. Wonderful story @Alfresco! Thanks for sharing

[knarf11 74]

I am sure what other people have said about upper class people as horsey people is true.  However, certainly in the UK, a lot of of upper class people men and women are used to spending much of their days in the country (hunting shooting and fishing).  So I think that finding  a discrete quiet spot to wee is probably common place for them.

[Vassal 1,471]

On 11/1/2022 at 6:05 AM, DoctorDoctor said:

There is usually an "outhouse (privy)" close by on most farms, but those are not much different than the barn.  Maybe the upper class views barn peeing as part of the riding experience.

My uncle boards horses and have dairy cows and there's no bathroom in either barn. The house isn't too far from the barns though. My experiences there have definitely fueled some pee fantasies between the barns and hay barn. The barns are mucked out daily since animals do as animals do. Barns and farms have been one of my favorite settings as far as peeing go, it's surprising how hard it is to find. The boarders are all women too. I'd say I'd keep an eye out for puddles the next time I'm there but it's almost a task in futility. Maybe I'll start checking empty stalls now. 

I just love settings where not peeing in the toilet seems to be the norm like at the beach or for some non-pee fetish people, the pool.

[glad1 2,832]

I never made the connection between the horsey set and peeing until I dated a woman rider. On one of our very first dates she popped a squat in front of me, all the while carrying on a conversation as if this was a normal situation. Apparently it was, because almost every time we went out after that, she'd pee in front of me at least once.

She also liked to watch and insisted I stayed well-hydrated. Who was I to deny her, since I got to enjoy great views, too. 

 

[gldenwetgoose 21,488]

I live in quite a rural area, and know quite a few people into equine, also farmers and those who have grown up in the great outdoors.  And I guess there a factor to take into account -

We think of the people as they are at their present moment in time, whether in their 20's, 30's or whatever and a lot of content on this site is all about people peeing outdoors for the first time.  But remember, we're talking here largely about girls and guys who've grown up on farms, in stables and in the countryside.  They know that animals piss and make a mess, they know about life and death.

They've spent a lot of time in the open air where one can't nip in a cafe for a quick wee. A lot of these people don't just nip into the countryside for a quick picnic - they can be out working in fields and hedgerows for hours on end, driving all the way back to the farmhouse for a quick wee is just too inconvenient.  And remember they're following on from their parents, older siblings, riding instructors and whoever else - so it is absolutely just the way things are.  A bodily function that doesn't need to be embarrassing.

And bless them for all of that.

 

[Takashi96 1,076]

@Alfresco@glad1 your inclusion of the adjective "horsey" had me dying over here. Sadly, I didn't invent the term "horsey girl school," but I love how descriptive it is. 

 

@gldenwetgoose said "I live in quite a rural area, and know quite a few people into equine, also farmers and those who have grown up in the great outdoors.  And I guess there a factor to take into account

-We think of the people as they are at their present moment in time, whether in their 20's, 30's or whatever and a lot of content on this site is all about people peeing outdoors for the first time.  But remember, we're talking here largely about girls and guys who've grown up on farms, in stables and in the countryside.  They know that animals piss and make a mess, they know about life and death."

As a child, I lived out in the country, across the road from a horse farm. My neighbors were farmers and other assorted rural folks who wore overalls and occasionally even cowboy hats. I don't consider them to be of the same culture as the boarding school equestrian girls I was around in my teens. I don't think of girls who live on farms as being of the same social class as girls who live in mansions and keep their horses in stables. That's why @Havelock's story surprised me.

Edited November 5, 2022 by Takashi96
clarity

[Ms. Tito 2,396]

On 10/28/2022 at 8:07 PM, Euro said:

I don't ride now , ( I'm British BTW)  but have done a  bit while back, but no more. Have friends that do and have stables

There is something quite sexy, earthy, and erotic about the smell of a stable. Especially in summer when it is warm.

Don't have a specific story, but enjoyed yours.

If you like funny horse faces 🙂  Just offer a small slice of lemon. to them, They kinda like it ish and pull the most amazing expressions  🙂

The expression "Pissing like a horse" is quite !  🙂  Mmmm

xx

I'm  hung like a horse and I piss like one too

 

[Ms. Tito 2,396]

On 11/2/2022 at 10:31 AM, Vassal said:

My uncle boards horses and have dairy cows and there's no bathroom in either barn. The house isn't too far from the barns though. My experiences there have definitely fueled some pee fantasies between the barns and hay barn. The barns are mucked out daily since animals do as animals do. Barns and farms have been one of my favorite settings as far as peeing go, it's surprising how hard it is to find. The boarders are all women too. I'd say I'd keep an eye out for puddles the next time I'm there but it's almost a task in futility. Maybe I'll start checking empty stalls now. 

I just love settings where not peeing in the toilet seems to be the norm like at the beach or for some non-pee fetish people, the pool.

The beach is like my biggest one. I always pee in the ocean instead of the beach toilets.

[Havelock 1,526]

On 10/29/2022 at 2:45 AM, vpw said:

Did you notice any of the other girls pee in the stables btw?

 

I caught the other girls peeing around the barn a few more times.

Once my girlfriend and two of her riding friends and I all drove to the stables together. After everyone was finished riding we were going to leave and my girlfriend said she had to pee first. The other girls said "me too." They went in an empty stall while I paced around the isle trying to look uninterested. I could hear their streams hitting the floor. My girlfriend finished first and walked to the door which gave me the excuse to walk towards her and the stall. Out of the corner of my eye I could see the other girls finishing. They were very fit and cute college girls. I could see their frothy puddles on the floor. 

Another time we were at a jumping event where the horses had been trailered. She and her friends were getting ready to ride and I walked around to scout the venue. When I came back to the trailer, as I approached I could hear streams hitting the aluminum trailer floor and it did not sound like a horse. I went to the back knowing my girlfriend would pee there. It became apparent there were multiple streams. Looking down I could see foamy pee dripping out from under the trailer door onto the gourd in multiple places. Its hard to describe how sexy vigorous pee streams sound hitting an aluminum trailer floor. It amplifies it. I can remember the sound to this day. I called my girlfriend’s name. And she replied “give us a moment, we’re just having a tinkle before we go out.” I walked to the side of the trailer where I knew there was a bit of a gap. I could see three beautiful asses squatting low facing the back door of the trailer. A glorious site. They had no idea I was watching.  Moment later they emerged from the trailer smiling and we went about the day as if nothing was unusual. 

Those are probably my best memories. 

[Foobar 786]

I always wondered about how other animals felt about humans peeing. It's interesting the horse was fine with your girlfriend peeing but not you, AFAIK we human males don't have scent markers like other species do. So are they determining our sex by the fact that we're standing, could we fool them by squatting? Could women fool them by standing?

So many questions that nobody probably has an answer to.

[gldenwetgoose 21,488]

5 hours ago, Foobar said:

I always wondered about how other animals felt about humans peeing. It's interesting the horse was fine with your girlfriend peeing but not you, AFAIK we human males don't have scent markers like other species do. So are they determining our sex by the fact that we're standing, could we fool them by squatting? Could women fool them by standing?

So many questions that nobody probably has an answer to.

It's an interesting point.  I tend to think that animals are a lot more astute than we give them credit for when it comes to identifying male and female humans.  I've come across a few, from dogs to birds who have an extreme preference of being super cute and cuddly with one and a pathological hate for the other half.  And in both senses too.  Whether that's on learned behaviour is a possibility.