What are your pee-related turn offs.

[Ms. Tito 2,327]

I cannot STAND scenarios where guys get to pee but women have to hold it, or vice versa. Either everyone gets to pee or no one does! Pick a lane! Jeez. 

[Ms. Tito 2,327]

On 10/4/2022 at 10:12 PM, PeeGurl74 said:

I don't like farting noises on videos. 

I don't like the double steam from a man's penis (looks like a defect). I like a perfect pissing penis. 

Biggest turnoff, is trying to go outside thinking it's just pee, but suddenly feel something else so I abruptly stop my stream and go to the toilet. (I hate that).

I agree with all of these. 

 

However, reverb fart noise memes will never not make me laugh.

[Ms. Tito 2,327]

On 10/9/2022 at 12:07 AM, pguy2981 said:

Because I find farting more funny than sexy. Sure it's sexy but I'll be laughing about it for a solid ten seconds. I have a very childish sense of humor

Again, reverb fart noise meme.

[Wetleather 6]

to get a pissshower in my leatherpants and jacket by a wonderful woman

[will57 14]

Mouth peeing or anything that looks "degrading" are a turn-off for me... most things are okay as long as everyone involved seems like they're enjoying it imo... I'm not into the really staged-looking videos but I wouldn't necessarily call it a turn-off

[windy55 225]

Women peeing who have body tattoos covering half of their bodies and those with over large plastic implanted breast

[CON2H4 639]

6 hours ago, windy55 said:

Women peeing who have body tattoos covering half of their bodies

Boo!

[Carb0nBased 639]

Pretty much anything unnatural-seeming. Taking a top off to pee, rubbing herself (anywhere!) before peeing, in most cases spreading labia (except to direct the stream when standing, or to show a close up of the anatomy for a video that focuses on that), excessive moaning particularly when obviously NOT desperate, etc. Pee drinking is also kind of a turn-off in videos of strangers, though I imagine in real life with someone I actually know it COULD be a turn ON.

I actually like toilet pees a lot, they're one of my favorite types because they're so natural. But I also like nature pees, bed peeing, SOME wetting, etc. 

[IdoPiddleSome2 10]

I don't do "Desperation" b/c my playful, easily-amused Bladder won't have it! I can only do *inevitability" & I love it. "Due Respect," not everyone who Pees on (or in) food throws it away (trust me). Pee is a better condiment on some foods than others, but if I'm flavoring any of my food or drink with mine, it's to consume it & enjoy it. Best regards, everyone!

[GoldenReceiver 5]

Peeing in glass and not sipping it. Just pouring it on their body. Or anytime someone turns their face away.

[IdoPiddleSome2 10]

On 10/4/2022 at 10:12 PM, PeeGurl74 said:

I don't like the double steam from a man's penis (looks like a defect). I like a perfect pissing penis. 

*Due Respect:*

FWIW my Peehole has LIPS that blush & pout on their own erectile schedule (which I don't articulate well yet; could just be part of getting old but I don't know that's it). I do know it excites me to watch my Toy playing itself. Those lips seem most excitable while I have a Foley in, but sometimes they just light-off. At their maximum tumescence with nothing invading, they stretch my Peehole to a slit & squeeze my stream nearly flat (with boundary-streams forming ~mirror-image-trajectories against the 'gravity' of surface-tension). These frame the flattened part of my stream until they converge/collide 1" to 3" out. That's where it all breaks-up in a large-drops-sprinkle that may wet both of my legs ("Adult-Toddler" it delights me to be, I love it). As this show runs down, I may see 2 streams (reminiscent of cartoon twine coming unlayed before it drops the Anvil on somebody). One stream I can still keep aimed but that guarantees the other will wet one leg a lot. I have fun with it; you don't have-to. Best regards!

[mwfuntimes525 157]

When they call it squirting...and then rub their pussy while they pee to hide the origin of the stream/spray. Just admit it's pee and call it pee, and pee freely. I know it's for legal/commercial reasons but it's annoying. 

[Hornypeefan 40]

On 10/7/2022 at 8:09 PM, FlyingthedreamUK said:

But probably the biggest for me is people putting things in their urethra. It just looks painful and not enjoyable at all. 

Done the right way urethra play is amazing, I think those that do it genuinely enjoy it and it’s addictive. I started sounding and I orgasm so hard when I do, however I keep it for rare occasions to prevent and long term issues. I understand it’s a turn off to you though as you imagine how it’s feel for you and that makes sense, just thought I’d throw the other side out there though. 

[AsianGuy 211]

On 5/17/2024 at 7:16 PM, Hornypeefan said:

Done the right way urethra play is amazing, I think those that do it genuinely enjoy it and it’s addictive. I started sounding and I orgasm so hard when I do, however I keep it for rare occasions to prevent and long term issues. I understand it’s a turn off to you though as you imagine how it’s feel for you and that makes sense, just thought I’d throw the other side out there though. 

I have a naturally large urethral opening, but would never put anything in there. It's just too sensitive. Big turn off. Hairs sometimes get in or the slit rubs against anything, skin, clothing, etc. exposing the soft tissue within, ouch. I also get asked a lot if I sound or modified my pee slit bigger. Never. So nothing against people who are into urethral play.

Also, the OP mentioned about the double stream looking like a penis with a defect, I sometimes get 3 or 4 streams when I forget to spread my pee slit open before releasing. Fortunately, all the streams do come together as a wide, fanned out spray. Sometimes  you can see right through it, looks like a clear wall of rushing urine. Some of the women who've seen it were turned off others were fascinated. So that's kind of a turn off for me having a large freaky stream...

[Ms. Tito 2,327]

On 5/5/2024 at 3:06 AM, Carb0nBased said:

Pretty much anything unnatural-seeming. Taking a top off to pee, rubbing herself (anywhere!) before peeing, in most cases spreading labia (except to direct the stream when standing, or to show a close up of the anatomy for a video that focuses on that), excessive moaning particularly when obviously NOT desperate, etc. Pee drinking is also kind of a turn-off in videos of strangers, though I imagine in real life with someone I actually know it COULD be a turn ON.

I actually like toilet pees a lot, they're one of my favorite types because they're so natural. But I also like nature pees, bed peeing, SOME wetting, etc. 

I mean taking off all your clothes to use the bathroom isn't all that uncommon. 

 

We've all had that one time where we were absolutely fighting for our lives on the toilet iykwim.

[nenTyp 652]

Anything forced about the situation either by a person or circumstances, i really wanna see them loving to do stuff with their pee. 

Anything including blood, feces or vomit which are sadly sometimes lumped in with the tag.

[Pinguy94 101]

On 10/8/2022 at 9:07 PM, pguy2981 said:

Because I find farting more funny than sexy. Sure it's sexy but I'll be laughing about it for a solid ten seconds. I have a very childish sense of humor

I agree with farts being funny but I tell ya my wife will cut a nice sexy fart often while peeing and my member goes to attention 

[IdoPiddleSome2 10]

FWIW (1) I just noticed more comments on Pee looking too Yellow. DEPENDing on the camera & lighting, some Pee-pics tend to look unreal for (apparent) lack of color. Might some be compensating with Food-coloring?

FWIW (2) At 74 & tending to gravitate towards my own age-range, I love a BIG, OLD Exhibitionist. To my delight, I observe Exhibitionism seems NOT to be "outgrown" with age! A few "Granny-Porn*" ladies seem to enjoy presenting their (often-perfectly-Bare) Bottoms at distances/angles that exploit the inherent "KnoWhuttaMEAN?"-effect of many a digital camera's wide-angle default setting. It makes her Pussy look as big as her face; if she does this in multiple settings while smiling it excites me; even more if she Peed because the same lens makes her Stream look huge, too! YMMV and that's OK; I only stay aware of where the "Mainstream" is & where it's flowing to avoid getting any of THAT on me. Some old Dear's Pee-Stream OTOH is quite welcome! Best regards, all.

[IdoPiddleSome2 10]

Oh, and...

That Asterisk in what I just Typewranted: By "Granny-Porn-Ladies," I mean playful lasses I'd guess to be in their 60s or above & looking it; not "grannies" in their 30s-to-40s & looking like Jailbait.

[tonicp 2]

i like lot of pee after hardcore like here

[Beautifulhiss 79]

What I don’t like is when a lady pees everywhere and then proceeds to wring her pants out on the floor then licks the pee off the floor then keeps putting the pee in her mouth and spitting it back out that’s a huge turn off

i I also don’t like watching forced porn where a woman maybe tied up and men are fingering her throat then proceed to pee in their mouth and they don’t enjoy it

Cut the video short for me is drinking from the glass/ playing with it/crying or forced/ or peeing in the toilet I find myself looking how clean their toilet is and never notice the stream ha

[Hightower 605]

53 minutes ago, Beautifulhiss said:

What I don’t like is when a lady pees everywhere and then proceeds to wring her pants out on the floor then licks the pee off the floor then keeps putting the pee in her mouth and spitting it back out that’s a huge turn off

i I also don’t like watching forced porn where a woman maybe tied up and men are fingering her throat then proceed to pee in their mouth and they don’t enjoy it

Cut the video short for me is drinking from the glass/ playing with it/crying or forced/ or peeing in the toilet I find myself looking how clean their toilet is and never notice the stream ha

I find the playing with it hot but I agree about the forced stuff, I hate that! Piss fun is supposed to be intimate and sexy, making it look like some grim dungeon torture is horrible

[Vassal 1,466]

Not a fan of anything non-consensual, whether that's peeing on someone who clearly isn't into it or piss vandalism. Slurping it up from the floor is also kinda foul. I guess as a whole I'm not a fan of pee being used as something negative, if that makes any sense.

Also, I hate poor sound in videos. Especially older videos shot using handheld camcorders where you can hear every creak of the camera housing. And wind noise. For the love of god, don't even bother recording audio if you're not using a wind sock or deadcat. Same if the audio just can't be picked up at all due to poor hardware and there's dialog.

[Ryan12 49]

On 10/6/2022 at 6:05 AM, Alfresco said:

With videos, it is the staged ones that make it obvious that the girls are being told/paid to pee in unnatural positions.   Lifting their tops to expose their breasts whilst peeing - I love a nice pair of boobs, but girls just don't do that whilst peeing generally (or at least not that I've seen when I catch girls peeing outside).   I also don't like videos where you can hear the regular click of a still camera in the background - another sure sign it is a staged video.

In real life the turn offs are rare, but I don't like it if the girl is distressed.   I love girls who pee outside because they are desperate or don't care, but if a girl is really uncomfortable about peeing outside and getting in a state over being desperate then I just feel sorry for her.

Completely agree, especially with the second part. One time I was out with my fiancée at a bar and when we left she had to pee and said she would hold it till we got home so she could pee for me, but as we were walking to the car she got extremely desperate almost to the point of tears and that’s never my intention when I ask her to pee for me. So I told her she could go by the car when we got there which she did, but the whole situation just made me feel shitty and it was hard to enjoy it.

[Starks2010 2,185]

On 10/7/2022 at 2:24 PM, LoveLadiesPeeing said:

Hey Starks. You reiterate some good points. I know you don't mind any farting when she pees.

Love farting, adds to the realism.