Post Funny Piss related Stuff (Memes, Sayings, Jokes, ...)

[Hidengo 205]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8AeBjdj/
 

As a tangent, I just want to acknowledge the mutually assured destruction of sharing TikTok links on a fetish site. Because y’all will get my username from clicking the link, and then I get notified when someone with an account watches the video I shared.

Edited November 7, 2023 by Hidengo

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From the Trick Art Museum in Korea (https://www.flickr.com/photos/justinpatricknet/albums/72157626819153361)

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Apparently this stuff is real, for use in repelling wild pests, but I just find it weird.  https://www.predatorpeestore.com/index.html

 

 

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[TMN_Femboi 753]

Remember the ice bucket challenge?

Well, I recently got my hands on a recording of a much more entertaining yellow variation.

[Vassal 1,226]

Caught this in the wild. It was an extra long bathroom for some reason, didn't expect to get the red... black carpet treatment for a urinal. I couldn't help but let a spurt out onto it. Would have pissed completely on it but these mats are heavy and having had to put them out you're often clutching it to your chest and didn't want to do that to a poor fast food worker.

[Paulypeeps 4,993]

2 hours ago, Vassal said:

Caught this in the wild. It was an extra long bathroom for some reason, didn't expect to get the red... black carpet treatment for a urinal. I couldn't help but let a spurt out onto it. Would have pissed completely on it but these mats are heavy and having had to put them out you're often clutching it to your chest and didn't want to do that to a poor fast food worker.

That mat looks like the ochy in front of a dartboard - is a competion urinal?

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1 hour ago, Paulypeeps said:

That mat looks like the ochy in front of a dartboard - is a competion urinal?

Might be a...ReFreshing Mat?

[Vassal 1,226]

Nah, it was just a standard restaurant/retail non-slip mat.

Definitely thought about standing back a few feet to piss into the urinal but again I didn't want to make a mess for a poor fast food worker.

[Bacardi 9,229]

Me and my dream partner. 

[oliver2 3,919]

8 minutes ago, Bacardi said:

Me and my dream partner. 

… this is about female ejaculation, right? 😙

[Bacardi 9,229]

1 minute ago, oliver2 said:

… this is about female ejaculation, right? 😙

I sure hope so.

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On 11/21/2023 at 8:59 PM, Vassal said:

Caught this in the wild. It was an extra long bathroom for some reason, didn't expect to get the red... black carpet treatment for a urinal. I couldn't help but let a spurt out onto it. Would have pissed completely on it but these mats are heavy and having had to put them out you're often clutching it to your chest and didn't want to do that to a poor fast food worker.

Not sure whether that makes it more or less apealing to piss into the urinal from 2m away as I usually do. 🤔

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[Bacardi 9,229]

Found in a cat Facebook group of mine. Obviously cats was not the first thing I thought of when I saw it 🤣

I love Christmas and would never dream about peeing on my tree (it's pretty and expensive lol) but I absolutely love the idea of peeing on a little Christmas tree with a festive pee pad skirt 🥰

[Hidengo 205]

He’s missing out. 
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8Pve6LQ/

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