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2 hours ago, James_erased said:

This ‘bucket list’ style post.. 😅

I couldn’t agree more though - I absolutely love a wee in the sea on holiday! Half the fun of going in the sea is to poss in there, am I right? 💦

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I'll do this if I can do it from the side of a boat. I do not like swimming in the ocean lol.

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2 minutes ago, Bacardi said:

I'll do this if I can do it from the side of a boat. I do not like swimming in the ocean lol.

I’d say that definitely still counts! I mean you’re still peeing *into* the ocean that way, right?

Besides, doing it off the side of a boat could be all the better.. has that feeling of really using the ocean as your toilet that way, right? 

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9 hours ago, TMN_Femboi said:

a certified "look, mom! i'm on tv" moment

Depends what your relationship with your mom is like 🙃

“We want everyone to be able to use these lifts”, even those unfortunate souls whose shoes instantly self-destruct on contact with urine. Maybe they should have a sign which says “By urinating in this lift you consent to us editing it and uploading it to our OnlyFans page for people to perv at”, but that would discourage some people & encourage others

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1 minute ago, James_erased said:

Which then always also leads to a period of contemplating if it’d be worth just pissing the bed instead, right? Haha

Well then i wouldn't be able to sleep because the bed would be wet lol.

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16 hours ago, CON2H4 said:

Got bored, made political compass memes.

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Public urination is the right of all poor and oppressed proletariat, especially when it's on Thatcher's, Reagan's, or Yeltsin's graves. 

 

Also worker owned piss porn co-ops. 

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3 hours ago, Ms. Tito said:

Also worker owned piss porn co-ops. 

Endless committee meetings to the point where you suspect some of the holding/desperation people are filibustering for kinks 

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3 hours ago, Ms. Tito said:

Public urination is the right of all poor and oppressed proletariat, especially when it's on Thatcher's, Reagan's, or Yeltsin's graves. 

Thatcher: play brass instruments while digging hole in ground deep under Thatcher’s grave, then pee in that

Reagan: drop large bottle of pee from a low-flying F-111. Ideally it lands right on the grave, but as long as it’s within a kilometer or two, that’s adequate. Bonus: check where the bottle landed, while saying “trust, but verify”.

Yeltsin: piss on his grave when drunk and broke

Brezhnev: piss into shot glass, pour that on grave, then empty rest of bladder, while saying “60 ml: not great, not terrible”

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