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  1. A Scout Master was teaching his boy scouts about survival in the desert. "What are the three most important things you should bring with you in case you get lost in the desert?" he asked. Several hands went up, and many important things were suggested such as food, matches, etc. Then one little boy in the back eagerly raised his hand. "Yes Timmy, what are the three most important things you would bring with you?" asked the Scout Master. Timmy replied: "A compass, a canteen of water, and a deck of cards". "Why's that Timmy?" "Well" answered Timmy "the compass is to
  2. ONLY IN AUSTRALIA 1. The bigger the hat, the smaller the farm. 2. The shorter the nickname, the more they like you. 3. Whether it's the opening of Parliament, or the launch of a new art gallery, there is no Australian event that cannot be improved by a sausage sizzle. 4. If the guy next to you is swearing like a wharfie, he's probably a media billionaire. Or, just conceivably, a wharfie. 5. Every food can be improved by the application of tomato sauce. 6. On the beach, all Australians hide their keys and wallet by placing them inside their sandshoes. No thief has ever worked this
  3. 10 RULES FOR DATING MY DAUGHTER RULE ONE: If you pull into my driveway and honk, you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up. RULE TWO: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them. RULE THREE: I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you
  4. Sorry if these 2 have been posted before. They are just great pictures and need posting again.
  5. Wonder if anyone actually fell for this???
  6. So I hope she knew those kegs were empty and was saving them for a BBQ or something else. Not that she was scoring herself some free beer because she lost. For those that don't know a full keg weights around 75kg so a normal person would not be able to pick a keg up like that.
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