Post Funny Piss related Stuff (Memes, Sayings, Jokes, ...)

[James_erased 1,796]

This ‘bucket list’ style post.. 😅

I couldn’t agree more though - I absolutely love a wee in the sea on holiday! Half the fun of going in the sea is to poss in there, am I right? 💦

[Bacardi 10,136]

2 hours ago, James_erased said:

This ‘bucket list’ style post.. 😅

I couldn’t agree more though - I absolutely love a wee in the sea on holiday! Half the fun of going in the sea is to poss in there, am I right? 💦

I'll do this if I can do it from the side of a boat. I do not like swimming in the ocean lol.

[James_erased 1,796]

2 minutes ago, Bacardi said:

I'll do this if I can do it from the side of a boat. I do not like swimming in the ocean lol.

I’d say that definitely still counts! I mean you’re still peeing *into* the ocean that way, right?

Besides, doing it off the side of a boat could be all the better.. has that feeling of really using the ocean as your toilet that way, right? 

[Sophie 24,413]

[Bacardi 10,136]

13 minutes ago, Sophie said:

If you think that flimsy piece of paper is gonna stop me then you're wrong!

[TMN_Femboi 1,074]

59 minutes ago, Sophie said:

a certified "look, mom! i'm on tv" moment

[oliver2 4,422]

9 hours ago, TMN_Femboi said:

a certified "look, mom! i'm on tv" moment

Depends what your relationship with your mom is like 🙃

“We want everyone to be able to use these lifts”, even those unfortunate souls whose shoes instantly self-destruct on contact with urine. Maybe they should have a sign which says “By urinating in this lift you consent to us editing it and uploading it to our OnlyFans page for people to perv at”, but that would discourage some people & encourage others

[TMN_Femboi 1,074]

 

[Pee Sensei 291]

27 minutes ago, TMN_Femboi said:

 

its funny 'cuz its true!

[CON2H4 650]

7 hours ago, Pee Sensei said:

its funny 'cuz its true!

Not if you are @Paulypeeps

[Paulypeeps 5,290]

43 minutes ago, CON2H4 said:

Not if you are @Paulypeeps

Quite. I always feel strangely empty in my bladder when I exit the cinema.

[TMN_Femboi 1,074]

 

[Kupar 13,341]

Gotta love Belgian brewers' sense of humour.

In Brussels today

 

[TMN_Femboi 1,074]

so... only 15 ppl can pee at that sign at once?

[gldenwetgoose 21,500]

Posted by a FB friend (and he’s someone who should know…)

[Hidengo 277]

The number of women who are responding that they’re being called out… makes you wonder if the foot fetish is actually the most common fetish, and not just the most common fetish people will admit to.
 

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTR6gWYFR/?k=1

Edited July 15, 2022 by Hidengo

[Bacardi 10,136]

 

This is definitely me. I hate waking up in the middle of the night to pee 😒

[James_erased 1,796]

Just now, Bacardi said:

 

This is definitely me. I hate waking up in the middle of the night to pee 😒

Which then always also leads to a period of contemplating if it’d be worth just pissing the bed instead, right? Haha

[Bacardi 10,136]

1 minute ago, James_erased said:

Which then always also leads to a period of contemplating if it’d be worth just pissing the bed instead, right? Haha

Well then i wouldn't be able to sleep because the bed would be wet lol.

[box_hunter69 182]

[CON2H4 650]

Got bored, made political compass memes.

[Ms. Tito 2,398]

16 hours ago, CON2H4 said:

Got bored, made political compass memes.

Public urination is the right of all poor and oppressed proletariat, especially when it's on Thatcher's, Reagan's, or Yeltsin's graves. 

 

Also worker owned piss porn co-ops. 

Edited August 4, 2022 by Ms. Tito

[oliver2 4,422]

3 hours ago, Ms. Tito said:

Also worker owned piss porn co-ops. 

Endless committee meetings to the point where you suspect some of the holding/desperation people are filibustering for kinks 

[oliver2 4,422]

3 hours ago, Ms. Tito said:

Public urination is the right of all poor and oppressed proletariat, especially when it's on Thatcher's, Reagan's, or Yeltsin's graves. 

Thatcher: play brass instruments while digging hole in ground deep under Thatcher’s grave, then pee in that

Reagan: drop large bottle of pee from a low-flying F-111. Ideally it lands right on the grave, but as long as it’s within a kilometer or two, that’s adequate. Bonus: check where the bottle landed, while saying “trust, but verify”.

Yeltsin: piss on his grave when drunk and broke

Brezhnev: piss into shot glass, pour that on grave, then empty rest of bladder, while saying “60 ml: not great, not terrible”

Edited August 4, 2022 by oliver2

[James_erased 1,796]

I doubt I’m the only one to find this pretty relatable.. 😅😉