Best rules for backyard pools
Best rules for backyard pools
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1. Imagine your friend has a backyard pool, as well as an outdoor shower (wood slats offer some privacy, but there is a gap below them, between the ground and the start of the fence). Your friend, as the host, posts a rule about where to pee. Which of the following versions of the rule would you find normal and culturally acceptable (select all that you would consider normal)
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If you need to pee, please go into the house and use the toilet
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If you need to pee, please get out of the pool and pee in the grass
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If you need to pee, please get out of the pool and pee on the ground in the outdoor shower area
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If you need to pee, please pee on the ground of the outdoor shower area. If its an emergency and you can't get out of the pool, please pee next to the pool filter intake
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If you need to pee, please pee in the pool, next to the filter intake
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If you need to pee, please feel free to pee anywhere in the pool
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If you need to pee, please pee in the pool instead of going into the house as you'll drip water everywhere
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Post no specific rule about peeing
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2. Of the above rules, which would you like the most?
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If you need to pee, please go into the house and use the toilet
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If you need to pee, please get out of the pool and pee in the grass
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If you need to pee, please get out of the pool and pee on the ground in the outdoor shower area
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If you need to pee, please pee on the ground of the outdoor shower area. If its an emergency and you can't get out of the pool, please pee next to the pool filter intake
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If you need to pee, please pee in the pool, next to the filter intake
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If you need to pee, please feel free to pee anywhere in the pool
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If you need to pee, please pee in the pool instead of going into the house as you'll drip water everywhere
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Post no specific rule about peeing
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3. Of the above rules, which do you think would be most acceptable to the greatest majority of guests (try to imagine from the perspective of folks that don't have pee fetishes)
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If you need to pee, please go into the house and use the toilet
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If you need to pee, please get out of the pool and pee in the grass
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If you need to pee, please get out of the pool and pee on the ground in the outdoor shower area
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If you need to pee, please pee on the ground of the outdoor shower area. If its an emergency and you can't get out of the pool, please pee next to the pool filter intake
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If you need to pee, please pee in the pool, next to the filter intake
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If you need to pee, please feel free to pee anywhere in the pool
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If you need to pee, please pee in the pool instead of going into the house as you'll drip water everywhere
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Post no specific rule about peeing
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4. If one of these rules was selected, would you follow it? (select the things you'd be willing to do)
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I'd be willing to get out of the pool and walk into the house for the toilet, if that was the rule
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I'd be willing to swim over to the filter intake instead of going anywhere in the pool, if that was the rule
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I'd be willing to get out of the pool and go to the outdoor shower to pee, if that was the rule
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I'd be willing to get out of the pool and pee in the grass, if that was the rule, but only if I could be concealed from the other guests
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I'd be willing to get out of the pool and pee in the grass, if that was the rule, even if everyone could see me peeing through my suit
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5. If no rules were given by host, where would you pee?
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In the pool by intake filter
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Anywhere in pool
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Get out and go to outdoor shower
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Get out and pee on grass
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Get out and go inside to toilet
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6. If no rules were given where do you think the average guest would pee (remember the majority of folks don't have pee fetishes)? [Select all the places an average guest would have peed at least once by the end of the party]
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Pool, filter intake
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Pool, anywhere
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Grass
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Outdoor shower
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Inside toilet
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7. Do you think the average guest would find it weird for there to be instructions about where to pee?
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Definitely would find it weird
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Probably would find it weird
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Indifferent
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Probably would not find it weird
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Definitely would not find it weird
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