Pee Stories That Make The News

[Kupar 11,227]

I think this counts

[Alfresco 10,523]

11 hours ago, Kupar said:

I think this counts

The perks of fame and fortune!  So presumably she wants to avoid sitting her bum where someone else has sat, but has the downside of meaning nobody else can claim to have sat on the toilet seat after Beyoncé. Well, I wonder if the roadies who have to install and remove the seats do so - I bet she doesn’t install it herself.    Alternatively, maybe she leaves the seat after she moves on - the report did say a large crate of toilet seats….

[Kupar 11,227]

A couple of stories from this week's news digest in the UK's "The Week" magazine:

 

    

Edited September 5 by Kupar

[Alfresco 10,523]

I didn't know whether to put this one on YouTube Finds or include it here as it meets both criteria.  It is a news story on the TV which has been posted to YouTube about people peeing in public and the local business owners now being too happy.  There is quite a bit of coverage of the actual peeing although it is blurred.   

I've put the link and screenshots on the Youtube Finds page:

 

 

[gldenwetgoose 19,025]

Personally I'd congratulate her on a lovely puddle, (scroll down towards the end of the article) - looks like she really needed to go:

https://www.lincolnshirelive.co.uk/news/local-news/lincoln-business-owners-dismayed-cctv-5340401

 

And in other news:

https://metro.co.uk/2015/06/19/woman-caught-urinating-on-busy-street-in-broad-daylight-5253710/

[brk 63]

I feel like this might fall in this category, but I doubt it made it on the news

https://thisvid.com/videos/sarah-gisriel-desperation/

[Bill Thane 276]

https://globalnews.ca/news/4248211/public-washrooms-winnipeg-business-owner-public-urination/amp/
 

News story discussing frequent urination in front of businesses, as well as mentioning a woman who started to pee in a secluded staircase of a bookstore before being caught and escorted out. Sadly no photos/videos of any of the events, just the locations. 

[Kupar 11,227]

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tv/24443330/oobah-butler-amazon-workers-urine-channel-4/

 

[glad1 2,381]

4 hours ago, Kupar said:

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tv/24443330/oobah-butler-amazon-workers-urine-channel-4/

 

It's been said "revenge is sweet." In this case, it's more like bitter lemon. 🤣

[Bacardi 8,283]

https://people.com/ozzy-osbourne-used-to-pee-his-pants-onstage-was-wet-anyway-8363029?utm_campaign=peoplemagazine&utm_content=manual&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_term=65312d1c41ee060001db371e&fbclid=IwAR25fzhZF7REn_6xRfaMNyv-ATzsPvJCXFPorsdnewxT_D2-rgwFIz_lRhU

This came across my feed today. 

[Tony89 1,156]

This week here in Finland there was news where a drunken 42-year-old man had peed on beer cans in a supermarket. After the man emptied his bladder, the supermarket had to throw away 1200 cans of beer for hygiene due to risk. 

Here is the link if anyone wants to read and understand the language: 😅 https://www.is.fi/kotimaa/art-2000009946188.html

[gldenwetgoose 19,025]

5 hours ago, Tony89 said:

This week here in Finland there was news where a drunken 42-year-old man had peed on beer cans in a supermarket. After the man emptied his bladder, the supermarket had to throw away 1200 cans of beer for hygiene due to risk. 

Here is the link if anyone wants to read and understand the language: 😅 https://www.is.fi/kotimaa/art-2000009946188.html

My first thought was 'how many???'  but actually it only takes a pretty small stack on a pallet to make up 1200 cans.

[Kupar 11,227]

5 hours ago, Tony89 said:

This week here in Finland there was news where a drunken 42-year-old man had peed on beer cans in a supermarket. After the man emptied his bladder, the supermarket had to throw away 1200 cans of beer for hygiene due to risk. 

Here is the link if anyone wants to read and understand the language: 😅 https://www.is.fi/kotimaa/art-2000009946188.html

Throw them away in my direction! I accept the risk 🙂

[Alfresco 10,523]

Surely the cans are sealed - as long as the outsides are washed they could be consumed.  I bet staff took them home!

[Kupar 11,227]

Not really news, but an interesting letter in the Guardian (UK) yesterday. A couple of pointers to movies our members might want to check out:

[MC Cumzy 1,108]

6 hours ago, Kupar said:

Not really news, but an interesting letter in the Guardian (UK) yesterday. A couple of pointers to movies our members might want to check out:

As someone with emetophobia, I have to agree with them on the first part. Obviously I don't have a problem with pee scenes though

[Alfresco 10,523]

A connection to the above - Michaela Coel who is an actress in "I May Destroy You" was caught short when flat hunting and peed outside some flats but was caught by one of the residents.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/11804276/michaela-coel-i-may-destroy-you-actress-wee-doorstep/

[gldenwetgoose 19,025]

1 hour ago, Alfresco said:

A connection to the above - Michaela Coel who is an actress in "I May Destroy You" was caught short when flat hunting and peed outside some flats but was caught by one of the residents.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/11804276/michaela-coel-i-may-destroy-you-actress-wee-doorstep/

For info, details of pee scenes in "I May Destroy You" can now be found here:

 

[Alfresco 10,523]

29 minutes ago, gldenwetgoose said:

For info, details of pee scenes in "I May Destroy You" can now be found here:

 

Thanks.  I was going to put it there, but couldn't find it.  I searched on Television, not TV!!

[Kupar 11,227]

From 'The Week' magazine recently.

[oliver2 3,602]

2 minutes ago, Kupar said:

From 'The Wee' magazine recently.

Your courier brings the wrong cup to the yard

[irishpervert 78]

The local rag recently published an absolutely hilarious story about a tanning salon near me.  Someone had pissed in one of their stand up tanning booths.  The owner said she went on to clean it after the woman had left and stepped into "an extremely large puddle of urine".  The funniest bit though was when the owner reported that this was the fourth time this had happened and they had no idea who could be doing it.

I think my tan could do with a top up, anyone want to come with me?  It's two for one day tomorrow.

[Alfresco 10,523]

On 11/21/2023 at 2:46 PM, Kupar said:

From 'The Week' magazine recently.

Some would pay extra for that special drink.

[martan1258 15]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2293578/New-York-subway-elevator-urinated-rotted-floor-ruined-mechanics-putting-action.html

😀

[Tony89 1,156]

On 10/29/2023 at 5:32 AM, Tony89 said:

This week here in Finland there was news where a drunken 42-year-old man had peed on beer cans in a supermarket. After the man emptied his bladder, the supermarket had to throw away 1200 cans of beer for hygiene due to risk. 

Here is the link if anyone wants to read and understand the language: 😅 https://www.is.fi/kotimaa/art-2000009946188.html

Today I saw this video clip where he pees on these beers.

https://www.iltalehti.fi/palat/fb77c9d9-1ae4-42f0-83f6-70beff746b6f