Pee Stories That Make The News

[Bill Thane 365]

https://globalnews.ca/news/4248211/public-washrooms-winnipeg-business-owner-public-urination/amp/
 

News story discussing frequent urination in front of businesses, as well as mentioning a woman who started to pee in a secluded staircase of a bookstore before being caught and escorted out. Sadly no photos/videos of any of the events, just the locations. 

[Kupar 13,339]

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tv/24443330/oobah-butler-amazon-workers-urine-channel-4/

 

[glad1 2,832]

4 hours ago, Kupar said:

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tv/24443330/oobah-butler-amazon-workers-urine-channel-4/

 

It's been said "revenge is sweet." In this case, it's more like bitter lemon. 🤣

[Bacardi 10,133]

https://people.com/ozzy-osbourne-used-to-pee-his-pants-onstage-was-wet-anyway-8363029?utm_campaign=peoplemagazine&utm_content=manual&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_term=65312d1c41ee060001db371e&fbclid=IwAR25fzhZF7REn_6xRfaMNyv-ATzsPvJCXFPorsdnewxT_D2-rgwFIz_lRhU

This came across my feed today. 

[Tony89 1,499]

This week here in Finland there was news where a drunken 42-year-old man had peed on beer cans in a supermarket. After the man emptied his bladder, the supermarket had to throw away 1200 cans of beer for hygiene due to risk. 

Here is the link if anyone wants to read and understand the language: 😅 https://www.is.fi/kotimaa/art-2000009946188.html

[gldenwetgoose 21,487]

5 hours ago, Tony89 said:

This week here in Finland there was news where a drunken 42-year-old man had peed on beer cans in a supermarket. After the man emptied his bladder, the supermarket had to throw away 1200 cans of beer for hygiene due to risk. 

Here is the link if anyone wants to read and understand the language: 😅 https://www.is.fi/kotimaa/art-2000009946188.html

My first thought was 'how many???'  but actually it only takes a pretty small stack on a pallet to make up 1200 cans.

[Kupar 13,339]

5 hours ago, Tony89 said:

This week here in Finland there was news where a drunken 42-year-old man had peed on beer cans in a supermarket. After the man emptied his bladder, the supermarket had to throw away 1200 cans of beer for hygiene due to risk. 

Here is the link if anyone wants to read and understand the language: 😅 https://www.is.fi/kotimaa/art-2000009946188.html

Throw them away in my direction! I accept the risk 🙂

[Alfresco 11,631]

Surely the cans are sealed - as long as the outsides are washed they could be consumed.  I bet staff took them home!

[Kupar 13,339]

Not really news, but an interesting letter in the Guardian (UK) yesterday. A couple of pointers to movies our members might want to check out:

[MC Cumzy 1,641]

6 hours ago, Kupar said:

Not really news, but an interesting letter in the Guardian (UK) yesterday. A couple of pointers to movies our members might want to check out:

As someone with emetophobia, I have to agree with them on the first part. Obviously I don't have a problem with pee scenes though

[Alfresco 11,631]

A connection to the above - Michaela Coel who is an actress in "I May Destroy You" was caught short when flat hunting and peed outside some flats but was caught by one of the residents.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/11804276/michaela-coel-i-may-destroy-you-actress-wee-doorstep/

[gldenwetgoose 21,487]

1 hour ago, Alfresco said:

A connection to the above - Michaela Coel who is an actress in "I May Destroy You" was caught short when flat hunting and peed outside some flats but was caught by one of the residents.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/11804276/michaela-coel-i-may-destroy-you-actress-wee-doorstep/

For info, details of pee scenes in "I May Destroy You" can now be found here:

 

[Alfresco 11,631]

29 minutes ago, gldenwetgoose said:

For info, details of pee scenes in "I May Destroy You" can now be found here:

 

Thanks.  I was going to put it there, but couldn't find it.  I searched on Television, not TV!!

[Kupar 13,339]

From 'The Week' magazine recently.

[oliver2 4,418]

2 minutes ago, Kupar said:

From 'The Wee' magazine recently.

Your courier brings the wrong cup to the yard

[irishpervert 84]

The local rag recently published an absolutely hilarious story about a tanning salon near me.  Someone had pissed in one of their stand up tanning booths.  The owner said she went on to clean it after the woman had left and stepped into "an extremely large puddle of urine".  The funniest bit though was when the owner reported that this was the fourth time this had happened and they had no idea who could be doing it.

I think my tan could do with a top up, anyone want to come with me?  It's two for one day tomorrow.

[Alfresco 11,631]

On 11/21/2023 at 2:46 PM, Kupar said:

From 'The Week' magazine recently.

Some would pay extra for that special drink.

[martan1258 209]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2293578/New-York-subway-elevator-urinated-rotted-floor-ruined-mechanics-putting-action.html

😀

[Tony89 1,499]

On 10/29/2023 at 5:32 AM, Tony89 said:

This week here in Finland there was news where a drunken 42-year-old man had peed on beer cans in a supermarket. After the man emptied his bladder, the supermarket had to throw away 1200 cans of beer for hygiene due to risk. 

Here is the link if anyone wants to read and understand the language: 😅 https://www.is.fi/kotimaa/art-2000009946188.html

Today I saw this video clip where he pees on these beers.

https://www.iltalehti.fi/palat/fb77c9d9-1ae4-42f0-83f6-70beff746b6f

[Kupar 13,339]

An American story as reported in a UK newspaper. Teenage daughter roadtrip desperation and accident. 

https://www.mirror.co.uk/lifestyle/family/teenage-daughter-wet-herself-during-31548103

[Kupar 13,339]

Not news; more a feature. From yesterday's Guardian magazine, a Q & A interview with actress Denise Welch.

Edited December 3, 2023 by Kupar

[Paulypeeps 5,287]

Local news in Cornwall

https://www.cornwalllive.com/news/cornwall-news/onlyfans-mum-making-70k-wetting-8365861

Main news item appears to be that she has emigrated to Devon!

[CON2H4 650]

BBC News - Why was a man who took a wee in a layby fined for littering?
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-67615231

[Kupar 13,339]

1 hour ago, CON2H4 said:

BBC News - Why was a man who took a wee in a layby fined for littering?
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-67615231

Wow! I'm glad that was quashed - otherwise I would risk being in serious trouble for the desperate and quite lengthy wee I had at a layby on the A14 a couple of days ago!

Actually, thinking about this some more, what a job that would be for some of us! Working for some outsourcing company with a contract from a local authority where the role involves specifically being paid to watch people weeing in laybys, then handing out fines!

Edited December 7, 2023 by Kupar
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[Alfresco 11,631]

Elizabeth line had trains stranded for hours on Thursday due to overhead power line damage.   According to reports, the driver was letting people off the train to pee on the tracks, but some people peed on the train floor.   Rachel Riley and James Blunt were among the stranded passengers.  Would love to have seen if Rachel had to improvise.

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/trapped-passengers-urinate-train-elizabeth-line-delay-135139414.html?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmNvbS8&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAAMVmcYcnm4Ppa_KaIW614Nau0-KvhE5VVdXyWcxsTdX60OrSOmwLEHc70oUjq9h3WFrZCEjdikWMtRNWfVpvfj_FST6K7mUCblhjIwBfEKbU1SRM-QIbmNbmdWrPzu8jF_scH-dAsi3tOFCMUiLw8vWPIlNE_ikrpm74KKcE1yh7

the peeing even made it into the Guardian:

https://www.yourlocalguardian.co.uk/news/23976984.elizabeth-line-trapped-passengers-urinate-train/

on this Reddit thread it mentions people queuing up to use the loo, “and by loo I mean being let out of the cab to pee on the tracks”

 it mentions that