Pee Politics

[Admin 14,791]

If you're getting a little sick of all the politics going on right now, here's something a little more lighthearted to think about...

If you were running in an election, but the only people who could vote were members of this forum, what would be the ONE pee-related policy you'd campaign on?

Feel free to get creative - you can invent any pee related law/idea of your choosing! 

The post with the most reactions on December 12th will be elected the unofficial prime minister of peefans!

#MakePeefansWetAgain

[glad1 2,832]

I'd campaign on an environmental-conscious platform. We'd make yellow the new green.

I'd highly tax the use of porta potties. They're usually unsanitary, a great way to spread germs and require large amoints of water and toxic products to clean, not to mention there are a lot more fun alternatives. I'd suggest most areas of the cities be designated as pee-friendly zones, where these options are deployed. Think lots of hay bales, some strategically placed for those who want privacy and other scattered around, as well as plastic outdoor urinals and concrete gutters. Pee would be considered an asset and collected for compost. And, obviously, no one would be charged with urinating in public there. 

 

[PissingBlonde 887]

Generally I avoid discussing politics in public as I'm far too busy perving at copious amounts of piss porn, however in this instance I will make an exception.

I concur with @glad1 re the environmental platform and here is my plan for making yellow the new green: everyone would be free to urinate wherever they wanted at any time, including on me 😜 This would have the (obviously totally scientifically proven) effect of causing so much joy to radiate out from within me that all of mankind's most longstanding problems would be instantly resolved. There would even be so many magic happy rays left over that they would miraculously disappear all the unwanted pee from hard to clean places thus saving everyone's time and energy - they would then be free to piss all over everything again ensuring that the cycle continues ad infinitum and saves the universe!

Problem solved. You're welcome 🙂

 

 

[rajpatel1993 185]

Despite being a man, I would campaign hard to ensure that women's bathrooms have a higher ratio of toilets relative to men's bathrooms. This way, women won't have to wait in the line so long if they need the toilet.

[likesToLick 10,216]

I would introduce the "Feminine Urination Freedom Act, 2019"

This would allow any woman to pee in any public place whenever she chose to do so.  Public places would also be defined to include anywhere open to the public, such as cinemas, shopping malls, supermarkets, furniture stores and so on.

The law would also allow her to ask any nearby person for voluntary assistance, and declare any such assistance to be lawful.  After all, she can't be expected to carry tissues every time,  so we mustn't prosecute anyone if she wants a tongue wipe.

[Riley 13,064]

Hmm maybe this is too outlandish, but put diretics or a safe equivalent in all beverages and foods. Also repeal the laws against public urination. It would be subtle in terms of immediate effects but would hopefully change the culture around how people percieve peeing. 

If no one is able to just hold it and pretend that no one has to pee like in today's world it's almost become this taboo thing vs if it's a thing everyone had to do all the time and it's legal to just go wherever, people might shift their mindset. 

This also maybe is driven by me kind of feeling like this. I have to pee all the time and there's nothing I can do about it. It can be fun sometimes with this website and is probably one of the main reasons my interest in pee developed but I've gotten judgment from a lot of people about my need to pee when I literally can't help it. Teachers always assumed that I was skipping class since like elementary school because of how often I would need to go when I actually just needed to go. Even just things like driving can be hard because simple things like traffic will put me in danger of wetting myself. I always have to take mental note of every bathroom I come across and have most of the locations of bathrooms in my area memorized for when I need them. Being with friends even can just be embarrassing because of how often I need to go. Like most of them know it's not something I can avoid and accepted it but with new friends it can be really awkward. 

Like part of me feels like I kind of wish the world knew what it was like and that maybe it wouldn't be so weird. Like this is the first place where I haven't felt embarrassed about peeing so often and I wish that would spread through the world. 

Sorry I kind of rambled for a little bit😢

[likesToLick 10,216]

1 hour ago, Riley said:

Like part of me feels like I kind of wish the world knew what it was like and that maybe it wouldn't be so weird. Like this is the first place where I haven't felt embarrassed about peeing so often and I wish that would spread through the world. 

I'm sorry that the world has been so unkind to you about this.  Most of us here think of peeing as a fun and sexy thing,  but I can see how a problem like this can completely disrupt your life,  and that's no fun at all.

[steve25805 126,149]

I would introduce a urination liberation law. All consenting adult pee porn would not only be legal but also tax exempt, with government grants for it's production. Public urination would cease to be a criminal offence, and all local authorities would be obliged to provide open public areas for public urination for those caught short in every part of every city. Hotels and inns and B&Bs would be given tax free status and government grants, for allowing guests to urinate wherever they like. Such grants would cover the cost of such things as carpet cleaning and carpet and furniture replacement. Such hotels and the like would be given "golden" status, where naughty peeing would be normal. All would be made aware of this in advance so those not interested can avoid. Every large city would be ordered to have at least one of those, set up and run by the local authorities where private entrepreneurs do not step in. All managers and staff employed in such places would be paid triple the usual rate and would be free to participate.

Children will be taught in sex education lessons that peeing is normal and an accepted part of sexual activity, instead of being brainwashed into believing it to be "dirty". And stating negative things about pee freedom on public platforms would be subject to fines, by way of discouraging the narrowminds and their negativity. Over time, the aim would be to make peeing a wholly accepted thing, in the same way that homosexuality has been. Urophobia will come to be considered as unacceptable as homophobia, and abusing or attacking urophiles for expressing their sexuality will be considered a hate crime.

[steve25805 126,149]

I think my urination liberation law would also include the provision of public service naughty peeing porn on the BBC from midnight to 1am every day. Top quality directors with an interest will be tasked with producing it to top production quality standards. Working in this field will be made very lucrative with much higher rates of pay, attracting the most talented pee fans. 

And forums such as this would have their running costs met by the state with Admin and mods as salaried employees. The forum would also have state-funded employees attached to it producing porn using members' stories as scripts.

[likesToLick 10,216]

1 hour ago, steve25805 said:

I think my urination liberation law would also include the provision of public service naughty peeing porn on the BBC from midnight to 1am every day. Top quality directors with an interest will be tasked with producing it to top production quality standards. Working in this field will be made very lucrative with much higher rates of pay, attracting the most talented pee fans. 

And forums such as this would have their running costs met by the state with Admin and mods as salaried employees. The forum would also have state-funded employees attached to it producing porn using members' stories as scripts.

Well, you'd definitely get my vote Steve.  You'd be the best Prime Minister of the century!

[Peefreak99 3,722]

I would say make peefans great again and build a wall against omorashi.org and let them pay for it. No but seriously i would say pee wherever you want as long as you don't destroy someones stuff

[Alfresco 11,638]

I would say make public peeing legal and socially acceptable - this would have at least three positive effects:

- people wouldn't feel the need to queue for toilets or hold for ages to find one,

- people would get used to the idea and not feel the need to hide in dark shadowy corners, telephone boxes and underpasses, so instead they would pee in the open over drains, gutters and adsorbent ground.  This would mean that even though there would be a vast increase in the amount of peeing outside, it would be a net reduction of pissy smelling underpasses and corners.

- We could get to watch people peeing outside without restriction (although I do wonder whether that would mean that the novelty and attractiveness would wear off over time).

 

Also, I would suggest that all public places and even house designs should include drainage in the floors so that you could pee wherever without needing to get up.

[Cuckoo42 1,274]

6 hours ago, steve25805 said:

I think my urination liberation law would also include the provision of public service naughty peeing porn on the BBC from midnight to 1am every day. Top quality directors with an interest will be tasked with producing it to top production quality standards. Working in this field will be made very lucrative with much higher rates of pay, attracting the most talented pee fans. 

And forums such as this would have their running costs met by the state with Admin and mods as salaried employees. The forum would also have state-funded employees attached to it producing porn using members' stories as scripts.

Where do the licence payers stand on this issue? Think they might have something to say about it, being a publicly funded company.

[Riley 13,064]

I just thought of another idea. Sorry if your not supposed to post two! 

Ok so what if everytime you peed in public you got a tax credit or something similar. To prove that you did it you just have to post a picture of yourself peeing online and tag your local government in the photo and you will recieve your tax credit! An additional clause in that law to prevent the world from becoming very messy is that anyone also recieves a tax credit by cleaning up puddles. Establishments could also just install drains in the floor however to remedy the flooding issue that way.

This would be a policy to make the world peeing friendly! At first people could say they are doing it for the tax credit, and then once it becomes more commonplace, no one will care and the plan will be complete 🙂 

Walking through the mall you could find someone casually peeing off to the side just because they felt the urge or someone wetting their jeans while walking because they had a little too much coffee and it would become commonplace! No one would feel any embarrassment and people would get money off of their taxes! 

[PissFanOmega 206]

Well, since it's only one, I suppose it would be the following:

Rented housing: Landlords must provide housing to those who practice the fetish, and must in extension allow the free practice of it in the home, in any manner the tenant sees fit, except in cases where severe damage is done, such as to electrical wiring. Proper carpeting must be supplied in such housing, in a color that does not cover up an act of urination (or spilled beverages). Clean-up is still the responsibility of the tenant, however, any damages to carpet will be covered by grants, and can be replaced or cleaned at any time the owner sees necessary.

[Ms. Tito 2,396]

On 11/19/2019 at 6:48 PM, Admin said:

If you're getting a little sick of all the politics going on right now, here's something a little more lighthearted to think about...

If you were running in an election, but the only people who could vote were members of this forum, what would be the ONE pee-related policy you'd campaign on?

Feel free to get creative - you can invent any pee related law/idea of your choosing! 

The post with the most reactions on December 12th will be elected the unofficial prime minister of peefans!

#MakePeefansWetAgain

Public Urination (at least in parks/forests, I doubt anyone wants to constantly have their streets smell like piss 24/7) will now be legal AND socially acceptable for all genders, and public bathrooms will be gender neutral as well. Universities will also offer an elective class for girls and/or trans men on how to pee standing up like cis guys, and campsites will have special "Wet Nights" where people can go and have orgies of sex, pee, and weed. 

Vote for the Socialist Peeople's Party! 

Edited February 11, 2020 by Ms. Tito
New policy ideas came up

[Ms. Tito 2,396]

On 11/19/2019 at 11:05 PM, rajpatel1993 said:

Despite being a man, I would campaign hard to ensure that women's bathrooms have a higher ratio of toilets relative to men's bathrooms. This way, women won't have to wait in the line so long if they need the toilet.

Or make all public bathrooms gender-neutral, including urinals which can be used by men, trans women, or cis women who have STP devices or know the secret technique.

[Ms. Tito 2,396]

On 11/20/2019 at 10:39 AM, Peefreak99 said:

I would say make peefans great again and build a wall against omorashi.org and let them pay for it. 

Like Yugoslavia, I'm neutral in your cold war. 

Edited February 12, 2020 by Ms. Tito

[rajpatel1993 185]

20 hours ago, Ms. Tito said:

Or make all public bathrooms gender-neutral, including urinals which can be used by men, trans women, or cis women who have STP devices or know the secret technique.

Do you pee standing or sitting down then?

[Ms. Tito 2,396]

2 hours ago, rajpatel1993 said:

Do you pee standing or sitting down then?

Me? Both, but stand whenever I'm out in public. 

[oliver2 4,419]

On 2/11/2020 at 9:14 PM, Ms. Tito said:

I doubt anyone wants to constantly have their streets smell like piss 24/7) 

(raises an eyebrow)

[PissingBlonde 887]

@oliver2 Thanks for reminding me about this -  I vaguely recall seeing it at the end of last year

and running away crying, "I never wanted to be Captain!"

(too much responsibility in my everyday life, that's why I'm a sub, blah blah blah)

But as your leader - and follower - I give you permission to spray the streets of our fantasy land (and anywhere else you see fit) with the fragrance we love so much 💛

...this also applies to anyone else who feels the urge to contribute

[Sweets 4,517]

Since I hate politics so much I would pass a law that you can pee on any politician. Any way you want to and any where.  They piss on us enough so it about time we repay them.  😈 lay down and open up 😈😈

[CON2H4 650]

On 11/20/2019 at 6:00 PM, Alfresco said:

Also, I would suggest that all public places and even house designs should include drainage in the floors so that you could pee wherever without needing to get up.

I would suggest that as well.

Also. How did I not find out about this until now.
This is amazing
.

Anyway, Here's my idea on the top of my head. All pee should drain into the streets, also all toilets should be in full public view. maybe it feels more proper to pee in the toilet anyway, but there is really no point. Idk

[CON2H4 650]

Also a state sponsored campaign to get people to drink more fluids. Maybe even let the beverage companies help with the campaign. Plus tax breaks for all the diuretics they put in their drinks.