Chrissy89

1 minute ago, oliver2 said:

@Chrissy89 & @Bacardi squatting by a tree p-i-s-s-i-n g 😉

Don’t put ideas into our heads!!! 🤣

that actually made me buckle this morning 

loving me a bit of Lady A this morning.  The day I heard this band I instantly fell in love. Omg Dave! ❤️ he’s just the cutest 

4 hours ago, Bacardi said:

@Chrissy89 and @Kupar definitely have made me smile in the last 24 hrs. Will always be thankful for my peefans friends who are always there for me when I am feeling down. 

Well darling, I’m here for you anytime 🥰

❤️

❤️

5 minutes ago, Sophie said:

I last masturbated a few hours ago, after reading a very sexy story by a very sexy gal.

Once again Soph, I’m gonna kill you 🤣🙈

love you really ❤️

23 hours ago, Kupar said:

Weird and wonderful? Or Emperor's new clothes? You decide 🙂

 

 

Wet leg are so much fun - it’s about time someone came in and upset mainstream music 

1 minute ago, Sophie said:

My husband holds his like a hosepipe. and judging by the mess I sometimes encounter, this photo seems pretty accurate.

That image is about accurate for mine too… 🤣🤣 the joys of boys 

9 minutes ago, Kupar said:

 

Headbanger! 

1 hour ago, PisSRL said:

Holding wise, normally just pull my foreskin back a bit to make sure the pee doesn’t fire out at a side angle and make a mess 🙃 happens to often when your half asleep 😂 just feel a hot splash on your foot and it’s like well now I have to wipe the floor and the seat, peeing seems easy as a guy but there can be issues 😂

🤣🤣🤣

PayPal would be great!

It’s friyaaaay ❤️

6 hours ago, DoctorDoctor said:

If a woman wants to hold it for me, I wouldn't criticise her grip.

Oh myyyyyy. That’ll be a new one for me if I ever got to try it. After reading the posts on here I’ll be spoiled for choice at what grip to use! 

5 hours ago, Bacardi said:

.........why does this sound so hot to me?

I know right! 🥵 this thread is amazing chick! 

I’m learning soo much about guys right now. Girls are far superior!! 🤣

5 minutes ago, Euro said:

When sitting, it only takes a hint of arousal for it to go between the seat gap and/or over the top or onto the seat.......

I’m glad I don’t have this issue. OMG I’m dying here 🤣

3 minutes ago, PisSRL said:

Yeah, semi to nearly full erect is fine, filler erect is hard, especially as your having to try and aim 😂

Lmao a wee fountain is what I imagine here 🤣🤣

4 if I’m on my period. 19 usually 🙂 

Just now, peeingone said:

Boys or girls? Or both? 

Both… I’ll happy have fun listening to both. Many a time I stand outside the bathroom listening to my man and he’s unaware 

11 minutes ago, avatar said:

I mean, that might as well play into the hotness of it. Being your dirty little secret only you know.

This whole place and all my experiences is my dirty secret. To the outside I’m quiet and shy Chrissy. But in here I’m like “What can I get up to next” 🤣

4 minutes ago, Scot_Lover said:

Rofl. C’mon, just because I don’t need to hold it doesn’t mean it’s not aimed well, but I’ll sit down if you like.

 

Hun, if my man would sit then I wouldn’t need to clean my toilet twice a day 🤣

Just now, Bacardi said:

Me and my twin @Chrissy89 taking down all the useful information in this post to discuss thoroughly later:

Absolutely! @gldenwetgoose with his camera hand (could have guessed that)

@Kuparwith his fire hose 😳

@Scot_Lover @pguy2981and @Maclir who just don’t … yous ain’t getting near my toilet! 
 

7 minutes ago, Scot_Lover said:

At home though, I just sit on potty, that way I don’t get brain damage because I left the seat up.

Lmao!!! 

2 minutes ago, avatar said:

I'd been waiting for a write up of this story ever since you talked about it in chat (which I was one of the lucky few to witness in real time) but you've just outdone my expectations

Aww guys im actually in bits here. ❤️❤️

25 minutes ago, Kupar said:

Err ... don't go making a habit of inhaling bleach for relaxation please!

haha! Not to worry my dear 🙂