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    What useless information can you remember?

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    7 hours ago, TMN_Femboi said:

    - Michelle Obama didnt like Barack at first because "his nose was too big"

    - the income from the sparkling wine tax in germany is supposed to be used to fund the imperial navy... which doesnt exist anymore for over a hundred years, yet ppl are still paying it (especially useless knowledge since i have never touched a drop of alcohol in my life)

    - the "paradoxical frog" - "Pseudis Paradoxa" is called like that because their tadpoles are the worlds largest, yet the adult frog is just a third of that length and pretty average

    - some males of the "Argentinian rowing duck" can get erections larger than the average body length for that species

    - the Egyptian god of knowledge, Thoth, was sometimes written as Θώθ in Greek, making the furry meme phrase "owo, whats this" somewhat more sensible than it has any right to be

    - you are not allowed to stand next to the current British king/queen without socks

    Brilliant… though I’ve found myself reading these fascinating posts a few times as I’m trying to take them all in. 
     

    perhaps this isn’t a good place for me to be in 🤣🤣

    I wasn't actually empty!

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    8 hours ago, Sophie said:

    Thank you SO MUCH for the replies and feedback everyone. I was worried people would find a toilet wee story a little...boring? Mundane? but you have convinced me otherwise. I'll definitely post more in the future.

    Boring…..BORING?!? 
    Hun, that post was far from boring.. reading I totally felt your desperation and can completely relate! 
    That was such an ordinarily situation that if it was my N he wouldn’t have mentioned it but you’ve made it extraordinary! ❤️

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    What useless information can you remember?

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    Omg @Sophie yessss! My head is full of useless sh!te and you’ve just created the perfect place to let go of it.

    In the spirit of remember door locks: I remember the code to get into the staff room of mums work to get a chocolate out the box when I was little: C7461X - she hasn’t worked there for over 20 years and the building is now houses! 

    I remember the rhyme that our maths teacher in the early 2000s taught us to remember trigonometry: Sex On Holiday Comes After Having Tons Of Alcohol (SOH CAH TOA) 😆

    I have vivid memories as a wee girl of putting a slice of toast into the VCR and totally destroying it 🤣 (In my defence it was a wee mouth just asking to be fed!)

    I can remember every car registration and mobile phone number I’ve ever had! 
    my current one being 0737….ahh I tease! 

    I can sing SpongeBob SquarePants in French 🤣

    That’s about all I can remember… the thought of my morning pee has come to the front of my mind and I NEED! I’ll add to this later 🥰

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    Morning Holding and Creativity

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    6 minutes ago, Bacardi said:

    Well I'm not the thinnest person in the world so I was worried about the damn sink collapsing out from under me 🤣 but I've now peed in it twice and it's held my weight so I guess it's just gonna be my toilet until then water comes back on. 

    So, come try in my sink and you'll get the hang of it!

    Aww thanks for the offer! On the first plane… 😘

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    Don’t you just love parents?

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    12 minutes ago, Carthoris said:

    That's a great story. Thank you for sharing. I'm glad you and your dad can have a good laugh together about that.

    I am reminded of an ex-gf of mine who made sure to piss with unusual vigor. It wasn't a cute tinkle, it sounded like a firehose. I gather some women have been told to do that because it was supposed to reduce the risk of UTIs.

    I don’t intentionally do it 🙂 

    Don’t you just love parents?

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    1 minute ago, avatar said:

    Also, be sure to try to find an opportunity to give some of the embarassment back to him lol. Might as well make it a two player game 😀

    I wish I was more on-point with my banter or I’d be right in there. I told him that he better watch his back 😉 as I was leaving lol. We have a real special bond! 

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    Don’t you just love parents?

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    I’m currently on my way home from my mum and dad’s house where we’ve just had Sunday dinner.

    Having drunk my weight in juice during the afternoon’s visit, there came a point just before the meal that I had to relieve myself. I had slowly been feeling the pressure building beneath the waist line of my super skinny jeans for about an hour or so, but was far too engrossed in beating everyone at Mariokart that I never bothered going. 

    Now my childhood home, is a typical 70’s style council build with the bathroom downstairs. It’s relatively small and long, and it echoes - always has done, although it’s worse since they got the wall panels put in…. I went in, closed the door behind me, giving the lock a little slide just to secure it shut. As I stood above the toilet I undid the tight button pressing against my lower abdomen, enjoying that split second feeling of being able to properly breathe again whilst quickly wriggling them down to just above my knees - ah the joys of wearing spray on skinny jeans, and not going all afternoon 🤣. Now, being totally familiar with mum and dad’s house and not wanting to be heard, I shuffled forward ever so slightly on the seat just to make sure I won’t be loud and began to pee. “Aaaahhhhhh” yes, we all know and enjoy that feeling too well! 

    As I finished up, flushed and washed my hands, I heard the sound of my dad’s voice through the open window, in the garden on the phone. Feeling way more comfortable, I yanked up my pants and jeans in another wiggle routine (that I really ought to film to get a right good laugh!) re-did the button and headed back through, the smell of mums macaroni cheese and garlic bread filling the air as I clicked open the door. It was time to eat. 

    As we sat down at the table, my dad, who’s always been a bit of a joker who enjoys relishing in the embarrassment of others (love him really!) turned and looked at me directly with a big sarcastic smile on his face and said “Is that the fire out Christina?” Feeling rather puzzled I just shrugged my shoulders and a mutter of “ehh?” came out my mouth. My dad slightly rephrased his question: “Could you pee any harder in the toilet?” Bursting out laughing as he finished speaking. 

    🙈😐 Oh my God! Are you serious right now? 

    This food better either choke me dead or I need to fall off the seat! I looked across the table, my boyfriend and mother both in stitches, my firetruck obsessed four-year-old then piped up: “Mummy, was there really a fire in the toilet? - did you pee hard on it?” Omg, noooooo!

    By now everyone was in teary eyed hysterics. I honestly could’ve died. 🤣

    I didn’t think that I peed that hard that it could be heard from outside the bathroom window! “Oh my god, who else heard it?” I squealed, dying in embarrassment. 

    I succumbed to defeat, head in my hands and just laughed it off, unsure of how to respond or with any sort of comeback prepared ready to put him in his place. 

    “Mum, this macaroni is great. Can you pass the garlic bread?”

    Don’t you just love parents? 

    🙈

    (he did give me a big hug after it ❤️)

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    What Song Are You Currently Listening To?

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    1 minute ago, Kupar said:

    I think Johnny Marr still plays a few Smiths songs when he plays live (two or three, according to K, who saw him ten years ago or so).

    Indeed! He’s doing some work with Noel Gallagher just now, “Pretty Boy” 

    another epic tune on! I’m actually in a great mood this morning. Just need to decide what to wear! 

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    What Song Are You Currently Listening To?

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    5 minutes ago, Chrissy89 said:

    One of the best 80’s songs ever written. A proper feel-good Sunday morning tune! 

     

    Funny @Kupari had a feeling you’d react to this ☺️. I know you’re a man with excellent taste in music!


    I was literally standing in my room getting ready swinging last nights pyjamas around just like Morrissey 😆

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