Chrissy89

@Kuparthis has put me in a delightfully silly mood now 🤪

Just now, Kupar said:

I think I've missed my chance I'm afraid! 

Awwwww @Kupar you need to be on the ball with these things 🤣

Just now, Kupar said:

I'm wondering if the "need help" button refers to needing help in the shower. "Please could you wash my back?" Or "Can you help me by weeing with me in my shower?"

Omg I dare you to ask the second question…. 😂😂

1 minute ago, Kupar said:

Very good 🙂. When I was a student I would occasionally 'wash' a few clothes under my feet in the shower. Sort of like treading grapes I guess lol 

Nah I’ve not done that one! I can see a few students doing that though.
 

@Kupar I actually buckled at your first post! 

8 minutes ago, Kupar said:

A genuine survey question from a UK water company customer survey 🙂

Oh my god I wanna move to Anglian Water.  Scottish water don’t ask that.. 

tbh I do all except the podcasts. I’m a singer! 

1. tunes on, step in and have a little dance, jiggle and get all warm. 
2. If I need to wee I’ll either squat down or just let it go. 
3. Obviously I clean, especially after a wee! 
4. Turn off the water to use some products, especially hair shampoo and conditioner. 

5. Water back on and I’ll  brush my teeth in the shower before.  Usually right at the end 

👍🏻

Aww @Sophie i absolutely love your adventures and writing style. I’m currently sitting in Five Guys and I’m turned on by this 🙈❤️

What a great day at work! 

That tops anything I’ve done in my boyfriends car! He had a truck and I’ve sat on the edge of the door and peed out before 🤣 N was scared that I’d splash his door panel and I was scared that I’d get caught so you can imagine the foul language that was coming out both our mouths! 

great story 🥰

Bouncing through Saturday morning 

6 minutes ago, gldenwetgoose said:

It was that or Pinball Wizard...    The Who tribute band I had the pleasure of catching up with last night covered both brilliantly.

Both excellent choices and would have got my vote anyway. 

1 minute ago, gldenwetgoose said:

Here's another fine Friday song  - on the Friday that tickets went on sale for The Who playing UK gigs.

Suspect Mr Daltry and Mr Townsend may be a little less animated than they are here, not to mention the absence of Mr Moon.

 

Oooh tune mister goose ❤️

It’s Friyaaaaay! 

18 minutes ago, Bacardi said:

I am always in incognito mode, and I disabled a whole bunch of stuff on Google that would have given any indication of what I do on my phone (where I browse porn and this site most of the time). I also have an app that I use to talk to people here that is locked with a pass code I don't use often and even if my husband guesses my pee chats are hidden and locked away in an additional folder. I have a husband and kids and desperately do not want them knowing about what I do on here! 

Yeah I have a wee secret folder too with password locked chat apps! 

Just now, Kupar said:

And my contribution this evening. I know I'm too old really, but what the hell - it's great!

 

Yaaaassssss! Green Day! 

A timeless classic! N was rattling out some of this of the drums earlier so it’s been stuck in my head! 

I use private browsing mode for most of my stuff. I’ll just browse on my tablet or my phone 🙂

don’t really delete the history as nothing shows up on the private browsing

Morning…. Everyone’s favourite strange wee Scots lass, Chrissy is here with another one of her famous mad thoughts…. In the middle of my run I had a notion to listen this….. 

for some reason… it’s stuck a chord with me this morning and now I can’t get it out of my head! 
 

2 minutes ago, oliver2 said:

(a) stay well hydrated

(b) do not consume multivitamins just before swimming

problem solved 🙃

I usually drink loads but knowing my luck that would be the time I had a freakishly yellow leak! 

Public pools…. Nah as I’m scared I’ll get caught cos my stream will be dark yellow 🤣

sea/lake yeahhhh all the time 😆

1 minute ago, REBob said:

Don't know about beating a tube of Pringles, but it definitely lasts longer.....😜🤣

Aye that is certain! 

6 hours ago, Bacardi said:

Also if I am sitting on the toilet for an extended amount of time (sometimes to get away from my family for a few extra moments lol) my bladder will fill and empty a few dribbles. So, for the most part its all in one go, but sometimes it comes in stages. 

Lmao I do that too 🤣

1 hour ago, Kupar said:

Almost never all in one go. I can pretty much always squeeze a little more out after I think I have finished, and sometimes it is very stop/start. I've put this down to ageing and probably enlarging prostate because it certainly wasn't like that when I was younger. 

You’re really selling getting older! 

38 minutes ago, REBob said:

All in one go for me. I call it "Pringle wee".....once you pop you just can't stop! 🤣🤣

Thing is though….. does it actually beat a tube of Pringles? Sitting munching them on the couch 🤣

Ive found all sorts of love listening to this song!  Such an amazing, underrated  track

Before childbirth I used to be an expert at voiding my bladder. I could sit and empty it in the morning then be certain that I wouldn’t need until about tea time. I could plan my day quite nicely if out and about. 

Now….it’s a different story. Sometimes I’ll go and it feels like it’s empty but then 15/20 minutes later I can feel that sensation again and it usually when I don’t want to feel it (like on the childcare run, yesterday 😨)

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