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    A run through the woods

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    9 hours ago, avatar said:

    I just absolutely adore how you two girls are still laughing about shit sticks. And they tell me I have an immature sense of humor 🤣

    Myself and Bacardi have kid humour! We laugh at kids TV! We sent each other silly recordings of our voices and I was in stitches. 🤣

    she’s special ❤️

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    A run through the woods

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    As I began my run I was alone with my thoughts. It was great! I love the smell of the forest when it’s raining, the sound of the water hitting the gravel path that stretched out before me. 

    About half way I stopped for a stretch, a drink of water and a check of the progress on my watch. With it being hectic Friday at work; people rushing their projects through me for the weekly sign off, I hadn’t seen looked at my phone all afternoon. I noticed I had a missed notification from the wonderful @Bacardi (she’s my sister from a totally different mister by the way, incase you didn’t know) ❤️

    We chatted for a bit and she brought up the subject of running and sent a gif to me of boobs bouncing up and down. Childish immature me burst into a fit of laughter at this. We then started chatting about the ancient Roman public toilets:

     ^^ so funny 🤣

    So she mentioned a comment @gldenwetgoose made to her saying “I wonder if that's where the phrase "get the shit end of the stick came from”.  At this point I bloody lost it. Laughing away leaning against a tree, tears streaming down my face and my lower body screaming out that I needed to pee!

    I was a good half mile from the house. In the seconds that followed I had went from about a 2 to a 8 in terms of desperation. I had let my guard slip down in the relaxation of chatting to Bacardi.  I needed to pee now. 

    I took a spin around the spot to scan the pitch black surroundings, then stood as still as I could for three or four seconds listening for footsteps on the gravel track or the sound of a dog leash. Nothing could be heard but the sound of water hitting soggy vegetation, not helping my situation! 

    I got brave very quickly and just hunkered down on the balls of my feet, I reached up to my waist and pulled my running leggings down at the bum to just before my knees. Pretty much instantaneously a strong stream came out of me. I gasped at the surprise of the situation. I could feel the warmth off it in the chilly air, I could hear the noises as it hit the foliage just off the track. I was proper smiling.  

    My stream slowed to a trickle, and then the last few drops came out.   I was now in the precarious situation that any clean freak girl didn’t want to be in - not having anything to wipe with. Nervously, I just pulled up my pants and leggings. As I let go of them at my waistline I could feel my pants start to soak up the last of what was around my labia and on my inner thighs. I stood up and gave the side of my trainer a little wipe on some long grass….ooops 🙈

    I ran home with an amazing feeling glowing inside of me. My confidence was growing.  What a week it has been! 


    Here’s an old picture of what the path looks like for those that want to visualise 

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    ChatGPT stories

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    Posted · Edited by Chrissy89

    I certainly think there is a place for AI in our very busy lives, as long as we remember that we are the ones that’s in control and to continue to teach our children the basic fundamentals of proper handwriting, language and grammar. I saw a CV today from a young lad who’s looking for an internship and he used the word “Lol” and it has emojis in it… like seriously!  AI would have written a far better CV than him. 
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    Valentines gifts?

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    Aww I’ve just seen this.  Sorry! 

    If she’s like me then chocolates are defo a good thing. I’m not one for cards or flowers though. 
     

    My N got me a lovely bottle of Gin and a coffee cup that suits me right down to a tee 🙂 xx

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