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9 minutes ago, Takashi96 said:
"Where I stay" is actually the most commonly used phrase to describe "where I stay," where I stay. Having never been to Scotland, I had no idea African American Vernacular English was spoken there as well. Perhaps if I visit Scotland my native dialect will be more acceptable than elsewhere in the English speaking world? So long as they can decipher my uncouth Detroit accent. 😉
Interesting. I’m sure it will..although listening to Scots’ talking is much more difficult for outsiders than it is reading their slang. My dad was actually born just outside Detroit than moved here with his folks as a boy as his dad worked in the oil industry. 😊
if I said “it’s a braw bricht moon lit nicht, the nicht” 🤣🙈 you’d probably have no idea… sorry I’m dying it looks so wrong typed out. My autocorrect was going mad! 🤣🤣
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28 minutes ago, Sophie said:
What is something that most people can do, but you can not?
For example, I cannot blow bubbles with chewing gum.
I can’t do that either. 😂🙈
I can’t socialise in large groups.
I can’t go from A-B directly without veering off and going C-Z before I get to B… I’m terrible.
I’m sure there’s others lol but my brain is tired!
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4 minutes ago, Oleg777 said:
Wow, Chrissy, this is a wonderful dream! This is one of the most wonderful professions in the world, it is a wonderful and very romantic profession. I understand your dream, because in my childhood I too dreamed of becoming a pilot. I'm still in love with airplanes. Every time I hear the sound of a passing plane, I lift my head into the sky. It's so wonderful to conquer the sky, take off the ground and rise above the clouds. You have a wonderful dream and I am really delighted that you even started on the path to realizing your dream. But that damn covid! A lot of people had their plans ruined because of him. I sincerely wish you that everything will work out for you and that your dream will come true and that one day you will be able to take the helm in your hands.
Aww what a wonderful thing to say 😭😀
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Happy New Year hun. Sounds like a promising start x
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5 minutes ago, Thiscouldbeanywhere said:
Do you mind when people send you personal messages or does it big you?
I don’t mind PM’s to say hi and just chat but that’s all ☺️
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1 minute ago, Thiscouldbeanywhere said:
Out of curiosity chrissy
Do you enjoy men peeing?
I do enjoy men peeing. Quite envious of their ability to just “whip it out” 😂. Thank you for the question ☺️
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1 minute ago, Thiscouldbeanywhere said:
Oh? Do tell 😈😈😏
The more I drink the more I need to go and the less I can hold it
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7 minutes ago, Thiscouldbeanywhere said:
Haha no worries
Hmm...I'm very about desperation and I've always enjoyed what alcohol does to a women's bladder 😈😏
Causes havoc with mine! 🤣
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Just now, Sophie said:
I could not agree more! In the past I have said it's like finally putting down a heavy object after holding it for a while.
But better….because we all indulge in that moment
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There genuinely is no better feeling than those first few seconds of a release when you have been bursting! X
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57 minutes ago, Thiscouldbeanywhere said:
Haha....I meant having to queue 😏😈
Omg I completely misunderstood you, so sorry.
usually when I’m out I tend not to go so it doesn’t really affect me too much. It’s generally when there’s alcohol involved that my bladder strength weakens -
7 minutes ago, wether said:
But some women do this, too. Possibly pressing a peehole with a finger helps.
I’d rather not press anywhere when I need badly 😂
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8 minutes ago, Thiscouldbeanywhere said:
Very hot story
Love the desperation and the need to find a place to go when the queue is to long.
Ladies needing to queue when desperate is a huge love of mine
Does it happen to you often?
Im so glad that you loved it.
Unfortunately not, I’m really shy, so it takes a lot for me to do things like that. Desperate times call for desperate measures! -
8 minutes ago, muffinhuntr said:
I like it! All the ladies should have been reducing the queue like that.
Probably by the end of the night it was happening. I was too busy tending to my foot 🙈
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Last night myself and N went to a ceilidh to celebrate Hogmanay. It was hosted in a gorgeous barn, with a live band that played away all night. It was a big night for me too as I didn’t know anyone else other than N so quite the social situation at dinner time as tables were seated in 8’s.
Right from the start, drinks were flowing and a good time was being had by all.
Now to set the scene, the venue is literally in the middle of nowhere, about 15 minutes drive from the nearest town. It’s set in woodland at the top of a hill and surrounded by hay bales. A marquee was set up for the dining area, with a bar adjacent. There was a very small cabin which houses the toilets.
About an hour into the ceilidh, I was pretty desperate for the toilet. I hadn’t been all night and I’d had quite a few gins by this point so I thought I better go before I can’t dance.
Off I stumbled out of the barn to go to the toilet.
Upon arriving at the small cabin, I was greeted by a large queue for the ladies. Maybe 15 people in front of me… what a nightmare. With the cold Scottish air hitting my bare legs it sent shivers into all the wrong places…. I had to pee and I had to pee now!
I stood for a few moments, assessing the situation, slightly bouncing up and down, left hand nervously holding a cigarette and right hand sweaty and clenched.
The queue wasn’t moving. I quickly became exasperated by the slow moving queue and stormed off. I thought to myself that if I kept moving it’ll take my mind off things.
As I turned round the corner, away from the toilets I was greeted by the sight of an empty courtyard. A few fire pits were crackling away providing a gorgeous orange glow. As I walked towards the back nervously finishing the end of my cigarette I took a deep breath. My eyes glanced around checking for any movement. The place was empty. I crouched down behind a fire pit, my eyes level with the top of the metal drum. I could feel the heat off it. I could feel enormous pressure in my bladder with my thighs pressed against. It wasn’t comfortable at all. I took a deep breath in and slightly lifted up my dress, and slid my pants to one side, cautiously feeling to make sure they were safely out of the way. I had one last scan to make sure the coast was clear. No footsteps could be heard on the loose gravel. I took a deep breath in and started to release. It was such a slow trickle. My heart was pounding and my breathing was fast. Being like this, I’d be caught in no time. I stopped, widened my stance ever so slightly, dug my feet in and hunkered down. It started off again, slightly faster as I relaxed my pelvic floor muscles. I burst out laughing at the sound of my own stream hitting the cold gravel at my feet. “I’m actually doing it I thought” and what a feeling it was. For those 15 seconds I felt invisible. Nobody else there but me and the sweet feeling of relief.
As the moment passed I had a quick feel in my bag to see if I had anything to clean myself with. Bingo… a small lonely tissue right at the bottom. After a quick wipe it was thrown into the fire to destroy the evidence and I leapt up giving my dress a little sort as I landed back on my feet. Voices could be heard coming across the gravel toward the courtyard. I casually lit up another cigarette as if nothing had just happened and walked past them giving a shy smile as I made my way back to the barn. As I passed the queue to the ladies it wasn’t much better. I could feel a cheeky grin develop on my face as I walked past, knowing what I had just done. I rejoined my N just in time for another round 🥂
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1 minute ago, Loller said:
Maybe. But holding it with the thumb and forefinger near the head hides it too and from both sides if you use both hands.
I still think holding with two hands would be weird…. Never seen anyone do that way either
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Not that I can contribute to penis holding techniques here but I’d say that he’s probably done it to hide it…
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I’d like to think that others on this site have helped me enjoy mine more. Tbh this place is more than just pee though, for me it’s a place to come and chat with likeminded people, about this, that and just about anything.
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8 minutes ago, Kupar said:
Wow! Love that dream ... you may not know there is at least one pilot who is a member here. Hope you're enjoying your garden anyway ... and who knows, the circumstances may be right again one day to restart the lessons 🙂
I didn’t know that! Haha I live in Scotland where it always rains, should have built a roof over it to enjoy it more!
hopefully…it’s such a buzz being up there!-
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5 minutes ago, Kupar said:Could I ask a question? If you could do any job, for pleasure rather than simply to earn money, what would it be?
My dream as a little girl was always to be a pilot. I started doing my private licence before covid, had a block of lessons then boom! Lockdown…. Now it’s far too expensive, between fuel and the hire of planes, then there’s the complete lack of instructors as well as many of their own licences or medicals have expired.
The money I had saved went on a garden refurbishment.
maybe one day. What a great question 😘 x-
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1 minute ago, Kelly2699 said:
I have had lots of ultrasounds before and I thought it was hard to hold it then, if I was pregnant I wouldn't have been able to hold it and would probably pee on the table.
As my pregnancy went on, holding it became harder and harder. Leakage was quite common
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1 minute ago, Kelly2699 said:
The relief afterwards is the most amazing feeling after holding a very full bladder and the doctor pressing on your bladder.
Oh my god yes! Luckily there was a bathroom just outside! Makes me want another child just to relive that experience 😊
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1 minute ago, wether said:
No need to hold with hands between legs? 😉
I’ve never really been one for that to be honest. I’ve seen guys do that which kinda makes sense because of their anatomy 😂. For me it’s just all muscle control and a quick prayer!
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24 minutes ago, Sexismygod said:
I'm going to steal @Sophie's question: Would you rather fight 100 duck-sized ponies or one pony-sized duck?
Oooh tricky one… I can’t fight. I’ve always wanted a horse and to have 100 duck size ponies would be really cute so I’d probably go for the option of trying to lure them in with goodies and turn on my good Scottish charm so they fall in love with me and I can keep them forever 🤣
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I’m Chrissy :) ask me anything!
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SuperChrissy revealing herself…. Ok
if I could have any superpower, I’d love to fly. Again this lass is just determined to be airborne so I wouldn’t need a plane or an expensive pilots licence if I could just lift off and fly.
The superpower I have is a secret! 😜Don’t want anyone chasing me for it…. It helps me with my kryptonite.
naah I’m not that super ha!