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I can't wait until you get going on here, too. :wet:

Let me see if any admirers stop by.

Crissy, you know me very well, or at least enough to know I enjoy splashy things, whether it's from a wave, being caught out in the rain or... :) , so long as it's a warm one.

Not that I would have wanted to torture you, but I would have loved to have seen your dance.

I'm not a (medical) doctor, but I've played one :biggrin: , and I do have a professorial demeanor. I'd like to think the reason why there is more quantity for you is that you have a large, well-trained bladder. :) Depending on the rate of flow (you can either force it out or slowly release in a trickle), I'd venture a (scientific) guess your full bladder may take anywhere from less than thirty seconds to much more than a minute to empty.

In fact, Kevin, that was another challenge I'd sometimes make. We'd line up a row of candles and see how many we could extinguish in a single pee. :biggrin: As much fun as that is, I think Crissy is right and we need to return this thread to what it's supposed to be. Now, let's bring on those measuring cups! :)

Of course, we can't blame the women in short dresses who eat their lunch sitting on the benches, now can we? :wink:

That often takes practice, but I'm willing to give a woman all the help she needs. Perhaps the fastest way to good results is to make the lessons fun. One of the things I'd do would be to make a contest of it. Many evenings we'd head off to some secluded beach and set our empty cups in front of us in the sand. We'd stand and aim, the winner being the one whose cup was the fullest. While it's good to hold a lot in your bladder, it's even better to deliver as much of it as you can.

I guess you'll have to not change your angle. :biggrin: That is, unless, like some, you want to see just how much mess you can make. Of course, if I were there, I'd be, er, glad to lend a hand.

I'm not admitting anything. :biggrin:

I think you girls are going to need more practice aiming for the cup. Of course, you might want to ask for lessons. :biggrin:

You mean the next time I open the door I should use my penis rather than a hand?

Oh, I didn't know we were measuring now. :redface: If so, I would have held on longer.

Whose, yours or Sephora's? I couldn't care a bit about yours, but seeing her's would be awesome.

When you say you'll give it a go, I'm sure it will another very good one. I'll make a serious effort to join you.

If it's of you, I can only imagine it's a great one. I guess I'm going to scrutinize the pictures here more closely. :biggrin:

W- wherever you are

Only once? I'm surprised at you. :wink: T - tits (another can't miss place)

P - pussy Or was that too obvious?

Kevin already posted "elevator" H - hot tub

F - fountain (and make one of your own)

B - beach (always a favorite)

I'd be even more interested seeing you extinguish the candle. :biggrin: A girlfriend who had great aim used to challenge me to see who could put out more flames in a single pee.

Now that I've reached a "certain" age, that's a point I try to put across to young women on a pretty regular basis. Over the years I've picked up certain skills and always look forward to share my knowledge. After a couple decades working with words, more than once I've been told I'm a cunning linguist. :wink:

You're right, fannywatcher. There are other things I'd much rather see, especially if they are part of the female anatomy. But, since we shouldn't use our penis as avatars, I'll hang around this site, waiting for some good suggestions.