Carpetpisser

Tried to get a better pic, but I ended up getting caught midstream!!! Beach piss earlier today.

The one time I was in the hospital, my nurse came in and I could tell she was bursting, the clenched legs etc. She knew my bathroom was clean as I was bedridden. She looks at my chart & I ask her "you ok? You seem fidgety tonight!" She says "I gotta pee so bad" I tell her "well there's a toilet that hasn't been touched by a human in 4 days, help yourself!" She did and I heard what must've been a massive stream. I had a catheter in but I still got aroused LOL! She was the same nurse that took the catheter out a couple days later and helped me use the urinal. Bliss.

I peed freely on tile or floor rugs often. There were a couple instances when I moved out of an apartment where the whole unit was my urinal while I was moving out. When I had a shop I think I pissed on the floor more than I did the toilet! The sound is as much fun as the actual piss.

Doc Hollywood pee scene is the first movie I saw where there was pee. And yes watching Julie Warner pop a squat really did it for me!

My absolute favorite is to move the couch or some other piece of furniture out from the wall and just use the carpet as a place to piss. Before you check out move the furniture back to it's normal place. It's also fun to piss off the couch if you're sitting there watching TV or on the computer. Hotel stairwells are another good choice as most of them don't have cameras in the stairwells.

One from yesterday. Hit up one of my favorite spots. The sound of the splatter and the sound of the piss dripping onto the ground below is awesome! Yes those are benches where people sit LOL

This just happened today- I was sitting in the car at the beach talking on the phone. Dude doesn't realize I'm sitting in the car, pulls out his cock and starts pissing on this little stand that they use to hold beach chairs. Got a full view of everything. I'm straight, but it's nice to see others who enjoy the same thing we all do here! When I got done with my email & phone calls, I got out and added to the guy's puddle of piss. Wanted to grab a pic to post here, but there were too many people walking around for that!

I thought pissing between the racks of doors or windows would make a perfect urinal. The garden center is a given! Haha

The best time for seeing girls at the bar is closing time. One instance that comes to mind9and probably the best for me) was I had been talking up this one girl most of the evening. Next thing I know she invites me to go to the strip club next county over as the bars stayed open 2 hours later. We leave as they're turning on the overhead lights. As we're walking to her car she tells her friend who was the designated driver, "I gotta piss before we leave". With no care in the world she's dropping trou right in front of me pissing from a high squat. I saw everything and was close enough that I wa

If there were more around here, I'd do it more too!

That's hot! I love balcony pissing. Something about smoking & peeing just goes together. I don't smoke inside so it's standard practice to pee & smoke at the same time LOL

I really had to give this some thought before I posted, but in general I feel no remorse. It's a liquid and it evaporates fairly quickly. The only time I felt somewhat guilty- One night I went bar hopping with a female friend. The bars were close enough we could walk back to her house. As we were walking home one night, I told her "damn I gotta piss now or I won't make it home." I saw this big fountain looking thing and figured it was a prime place to piss. So I did-with her watching. Halfway thru the piss she says "carpetpisser, that's not a fountain. It's some kind of artwork" They

Me too. I was hoping to catch her sometime, but I only saw her one time after the piss incident. I should've bought her some beer or something! haha

Big department stores are your best bet! During the week they're usually not crowded and it's pretty easy to get away with it, at least the two times I've done it LOL.

I'm not Takashi, but I've a couple memorable experiences along that line. In the parking lot of a bar, I went outside to smoke, figured I'd piss while I was out there. I light up, pull it out and just as soon as I started pissing a woman several years older than me, walks towards me asking if she can borrow my lighter. She gets close and says "I didn't realize you were peeing! When you finish can I borrow your lighter?" I take the cig out my mouth hand it to her with my other hand still on my cock and tell her "here light it off this". This whole ordeal went down as casual as you'd imagin

No pics as I was trying not to get caught but I've done a few over the past week- On the beach up in the dunes. As I was pissing another dude walked up and started pissing as well. I'm straight, but it was cool to stand there pissing with someone & making small talk at the same time. LOL In the parking lot of a store. They had no restroom and I had been downing tea all afternoon. In the back of a store. Couldn't find the restroom so I went into the stockroom and unleashed a torrent on the floor behind some bins. Another store- had to piss so I acted like I was looking a

There are seperate mens & women's rooms, but if the women's is like the men's side, it's a one toilet/one sink only, no urinal. But there is a drain! LOL I can only assume someone was in the womens room already. I will ask her next time I talk to her.

A couple days ago I went to a small diner for lunch. Figuring I'd pee while I was waiting on the food, I went back to the mens room which is down a little hallway. I open the door and catch a woman in her early 30's unbuttoning her pants. I say "I'm sorry I didn't realize it was occupied, please hurry as I'm bursting!" She says to my astonishment "well there's a drain right there" pointing to the floor drain. I'm a bit taken aback as she is a stranger and don't know if it's a setup, but I figure she's pulling down her pants as she's saying this exposing her goodies, so why not! I tell her

No pic, but pissed in the secondhand store today. Went into an empty section of the store & pissed on the carpet at the end of an aisle.

I posted this in another thread, but one that has worked for me is on the various dating sites when you first start talking to a woman & you're finding out each other's interests I will throw out "peing outside when the weather is nice. If the chat goes sideways you can always blame it on bad typing & say "i mean being outside", but more often then not, it has made for interesting conversation. If she replies "yea I pee outside too" run with it, but ease into the fun stuff.

Go to a busy bar/pub and when the line for the women's room is long, just go in the men's. Back in my bar hopping days, it was a common thing for women to walk into the mens room.

I was on a roadtrip with a female relative yesterday and I ended up peeing in a cup as she drove. I'm 99% sure she watched at least part of the performance.

NYC is on my list of cities I want to visit. Sounds like I have another reason to go. No pun intended! The only time cops look the other way down here is when the bars close and large events like concerts & street festivals.

Oh yes! Every time I went that way. Never got to see her pee, but she did end up watching me one time.

I've never been to New York City- is it really that open so you can pee pretty much anywhere?