Peewee123

I don’t really have issues with this, my pee goes straight down mess free. On rare occasions my stream goes slightly to the side and gets the top of my leg wet but I stop and rearrange and it fixes it (it only happens once a year if that). I’ve never got a wet bum and can’t work out how it would happen (for me). This is the same for sitting in the toilet, squatting or standing.

No my stream is clean and goes straight down. I’m sure I watched a tv program where the doctor said the inner labia help direct the flow of pee. it was a plastic surgery show and the woman wanted a designer vagina and he warned her it could make peeing messier if they were gone/too short like she wanted. But maybe I dreamt that 🤣

I can’t do distance, just the fact I always beat him in time and it always sounded a lot faster and harder from me. Maybe he was a lazy pee-er. Lol

Without having any more to drink I peed a further 400ml when I went to bed at 12. Hoping I am empty now!

Thought you might be interested 😉

Ok I did it!! I filled my bladder up as much as possible and then peed into a jug to measure it, whilst timing how long it took! I have had a lot of comments about this so it was a challenge I decided to take on. I started at 5pm (although had last peed at 3pm and may have had a small drink of coke before starting) then I drank 1.5 litres of ice cold water, 330ml cold coke and held it as long as I could. I got to the point where holding it was pretty uncomfortable and even standing upright was a bit of a challenge. I eventually released it all at 11pm, so I held for around 6 hours (8

That’s me today. I last shaved a couple of days ago so not quite as smooth as it could be lol

I had a catheter with both my kids as I had c sections. However after another surgery I was too drugged up to be allowed to walk (mic to my disgust) and they kept telling me I can’t need the toilet that badly. I kept telling them I really did and couldn’t wait much longer. They brought me a bedpan and mattress mat thing and slid them under me while I laid there. They put the blanket back over and left me to it. Despite being desperate, I still struggled to actually go as it felt so weird. However eventually I managed it and I peed and peed and peed. I started to panic as I felt my bum get wet

I do like a well groomed man!

I think the problem is it takes so long to get there lol im Tempted to try tonight as I’m in the mood lol

I still haven’t managed to do a full hold and release to measure. But average is around a litre for me.

I recently bought some diapers to try for the first time after reading some stories on here. I did quite like the fun of peeing anywhere I liked and whenever I needed without having to have the messy clean up (I only wore it at home alone). And I have to say the first time I did it I fell asleep in it as the warmth was really settling. I will use the rest of the pack when the mood takes me but they weren’t that comfortable overall and made me feel a little self conscious so not sure I’d buy another pack.

You can always use a black light after to check none escaped and clean up any that did so your car stays pristine!

Shave or epilate

Understandable, but I bet the guys that said it have nothing more than a big dick! Clearly Aren’t very kind people Anyway.

Kids can be so cruel and that’s such an old school hype that big cocks are better. I personally find a penis like yours the perfect size, so much more enjoyable than some I’ve had. Also it really is true it’s how you use it that’s important! 😁 you have nothing to be shy about, looks great to me!!

💯 shaved! Lol I’m not a fan of body hair so keep it clean shaved all the time.

Sounds like it yeh 🤣

I can see why someone might do that, perhaps they find it happens often. I just sit and go, however occasionally I go and it sprays or hits my leg and then yes a quick rearrange is necessary. However it happens like once or twice a year so I don’t routinely do it.

I would go with a multi approach of bag puppy pad and towels!

That answers my next question I was going to ask. Thanks!

I was going to suggest you have an open and honest conversation about it and see what maybe you could do together to satisfy your need without her having to feel uncomfortable. Maybe he watching you pe, or you watching her, or her holding you while you pee, or peeing in the shower etc could all be little pieces she could agree to give you so you feel satisfied enough. However seeing your comment about things not being good generally and you feeling you could be shamed looks like maybe you need to work in the getting in a better place first. Maybe this need will then go as other things will be

Ok. Why when I eat asparagus or onions does my pee smell weird?! Does this happen to everyone or just some?

Welcome back!

Aw you poor thing. Being a mum of young kids is tough, but equally heart Melting when they come out with such genuine caring comments like that! I enjoy wetting every now and again but only in the comfort of my own home, I’d be as shocked and upset as you so I get it. At least you had spare clothes so you could fix it quickly. Hope you had a chilled rest of the day!