Kupar

Thank you!

I'm hoping you are all soon feeling better @Bacardi. I am thinking of you, and sending love. Take care gorgeous 💖

I'm stopping! 😍

Can I have the Bounty bars please?

That's local news sites for you!

Now look what you've made me do!

Thank you @gldenwetgoose and @Sophie 🙂 The original is good for parody in many ways. Find a rhyming dictionary online and away you go!

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. The children were nestled all snug in their beds While visions of sugar-plums danced in their heads. And K in her long socks, and I in the nude On the sofa were snuggled – she was well in the mood. The stockings were hung by the bright Christmas tree (I hoped that St. Nicola would be needing a wee). When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter, I sprang from my bed to see what was the matter. Away to the window I flew like a flash, Tore open the shutters and t

Enjoy it when you do get a chance to go!

Good to see you posting - hope you continue to enjoy the fellowship of this amazing online space 🙂

Oh D! I really feel for you. First things first: try not to worry about it. You haven't done anything to be ashamed of and I am pretty sure no action will be taken against you - the security people have more important things to do. After all, it was Tasha and Jemma who were the ones getting all mouthy with security, and doing the shoplifting - and they'll have to bear the consequences of that if it goes further. You're in the clear there. And to be honest, it would not have been the first time that the booths will have been used by desperate people like that - those Christmas markets can

Thanks - and yes! I wouldn't have made it up the hill to home. Well, I might have done ... but where's the fun in that eh 😉

Yep!

Ooh - I needed that pee! I'd had two or three pints at lunchtime and the bus home had stopped at the stop before mine for five minutes because it was running early. That was a trial! As soon as I got off the bus and had walked back along the footpath far enough that I was reasonably secluded I just had to have a slash. Very enjoyable ... as you might be able to tell from the video. No apologies for playing a little! https://www.erome.com/a/G0NMxZoD

You have reminded me of this one:

🙂 You're welcome ... and yes, keeping the knickers on was a lovely surprise - I wasn't expecting it!

What it adds for me is a couple of things: first - the challenge of peeing into something - target practice. And second, with cardboard specifically, the loud splattering sound it makes 🙂

Last night I suggested to K that we might have a little fun in the kitchen, and both wee into a big cardboard box that I hadn’t got round to putting out for recycling. I thought it would be an aural and visual treat and get us (well, me) in the mood for some sexy-time later. She and I both filled up for a couple of hours before, and played a card game to take our mind off any need to go. If you’re going to wee in a box you might as well make the most of it! Except … damn my old man’s prostate! I had to go well before she did, so I had to let some out in the toilet and hastily drink a couple of

Jeans are good. Lycra / spandex is good. You also have a choice to make about colour: if you're a visual person or an exhibitionist, pale denim is amazing for showing the patch; black lycra is great at not showing anything 🙂 Have fun!

Enjoy!

There is the issue of recipes ... it's both pounds / ounces and kg / g here!

There is no such thing 🙂

Wow! That was a good one ❤️

Sounds like a really, really good start to the day 🙂 Thanks for telling us about it!