ukpeegirl86

So this morning I really wanted to do my morning piss on carpet but I rarely piss on my own (and certainly never the first pee of the day) as I'm a clean freak. I have a pair of leggings with a hole in the crotch so I put them on and headed to the carpeted stairway of the flats I live in. There's one particular corner that's hidden from view and you'd be able to hear people coming in time to stop. I headed to that corner and squatted with my back to the corner, facing outwards. I opened my legs and pissed onto the carpet through the hole in my leggings. I could hear my pee hissing in the early

I would apologise and squat in the corner.

As part of my job role I sometimes have to attend local authority properties to photograph and report on work that's been carried out. Today I went to a large block of flats, somewhat run down, near the centre of town. I'd arrived early and was waiting in my car for the team who carried out the work to arrive. I could feel my need to pee increasing but knowing there was nowhere to go, I held it. I looked around the car park for somewhere to go but it was far too exposed. I even considered getting into the back seat, hiking up my skirt and sitting and weeing into the upholstery but I dismissed

When you finally let go.... I can't lie I masturbated after watching this. Wow.

The illustration is brilliant - love it!

I'd totally be at that party!

I'm giving serious consideration to taking up golf right now!

Luckily I managed to save them and still have them to this day!

I got a sizeable bonus at work a few years back and treated myself to a pair of Christian Louboutin heels on a shopping trip to London. A few weeks later I wore them on a night out and I needed the inevitable emergency wee at the end of the night. I found a reasonably hidden shop doorway and in my drunken state misjudged my squatting stance and ended up pissing down the hold-ups I was wearing and into and all over my very expensive shoes.

That looks like an all round very relaxing experience!

We're now in another lockdown and I've spent this afternoon working from home at my desk wetting myself whenever the urge comes on. I've kept drips from the floor with a folded dressing gown underneath me and I'm really enjoying the feeling of warmth in my knickers every so often.

I think my most memorable piss was about 3am in the heat of summer. I'd woken up and gone for a walk intentionally looking for a piss spot. I was wearing leggings with a hole in the crotch and I squatted to piss in a nearby phone box which was lit up in the darkness, through the hole in the crotch of my leggings. I wiped with a tissue which I then left behind in the middle of the puddle I'd left on the phone box's concrete floor. It made me horny as hell so I came home and masturbated till I came.

Day to day it's the toilet. Naughty peeing is a treat for special occasions. I live in a flat but if I lived in a house with a garden I'd mostly pee outside. I love carpet to piss on but I'm too much of a clean freak to do that regularly. One of my more regular treats is to squat over a pile of laundry that's just about to go into the washer, or to squat behind the bins when I put my rubbish outside.

That's a lovely clear stream there.

I edited to complete - I pressed submit by accident too soon 😂

Until we were locked down by Boris' Tier 4 announcement yesterday, myself and two friends like to go to a local gym and swimming pool every morning before work. Myself and a friend walk or jog to meet our third friend and then head to the gym. Yesterday morning was no different. We had jogged to our third friend's but she'd overslept and was rushing to get ready. My friend and I waited for her in the entrance of the 70's high rise flats she lives in. It's dark and always has a faint smell of pee. I needed to pee by then and was moving from one leg to the other as we waited. "Do you need

For me it would have been a very drunken night out last year. I was waiting with friends in the queue for a taxi and nearing the front of what was a very long queue, I didn't want to leave to look for somewhere to piss and get separated from them. I sat on the edge of the kerb, pulled the crotch of my knickers aside and pissed into the gutter.

I am a mum and I have to say I do sometimes leak when I sneeze. The other night I'd not long peed, sneezed hard and ended up with a wet spot in my knickers. It wouldn't have surprised me if I'd been needing to go, but it certainly took me by surprise when I'd just been.

I love this. I'd love to squat and piss in the knowledge I was being watched.

I haven't had much success standing but I love to squat. It's absolutely unmistakable that you're pissing if anyone were to happen to see you and that feels so naughty.

This is a memory from several years back but possibly the most satisfying piss I've ever had. I was seeing a guy and I used to stay over at his once or twice a week. He lived in a very large, old fashioned house and I was shy about him knowing I needed to pee so in the end on my first night there I went to bed without peeing because I couldn't bring myself to ask where the toilet was. I left very early as I had to go home and get ready for work. Not to mention do something about the pressure in my bladder. I considered having a wee behind my car as I left but it was parked a little

Every morning before work I like to go for a swim. This morning I did my 45 minutes in the pool and got out with the first twinges of needing to go but I ignored it and went to a cubicle to dry off and get dressed. In the cubicle it became clear I should have listened to those twinges but I was already undressed. It was freezing cold as well which didn't help. I decided it wasn't such a bad thing to do to pee onto the cubicle floor as it is all hosed down anyhow. I held my wet swimsuit to my private parts to cover any hissing sounds and with my back against the cubicle divider I squatted sligh

I was taught to squat outside by a friend a year or two older when playing outdoors. I would have been about six I think. She showed me what to do first and then I copied her. After that is was quite a regular thing. I remember feeling really worried that I was going to be weeing on the ground and I was worried I'd get into trouble but she reassured me and I was fine after that. We'd do it almost openly while we were out playing. One or two of us would run over to the bush line and drop our knickers to squat and pee into the grass, then go back and join the others playing.

I had a carpet tile I used for peeing and it worked quite effectively. The trick for ladies is not necessarily to squat ON the tile but to place the tile where your puddle will form. I think I'll look into this again as I'm a clean freak and as much as I love doing it, I'm reluctant to pee on my own carpet.

After several months working at home I went into the office today and spent my day working alone in a single office on the top floor. Going to the toilet would have meant a trip down to the third floor below (the building is an old town house with the top floor offices in the attic space). I needed a wee mid way through the morning so I locked the office door and closed the blinds over. There's a palm tree type plant in a pot in the corner so I pulled my skirt up and my knickers aside. I squatted over the pot and pissed into the soil. My pee soaked away quickly so I rearranged my skirt a