ukpeegirl86

Not a stranger’s car, but a neighbour’s car! I have a neighbour who is a real pain. Lots of noise, litter, anti social behaviour etc. Anyway I ordered a she wee online. When it arrived I practiced using it in the shower as suggested but last night, feeling confident, I went outside and got my revenge on my awful neighbour by pissing all over the side of their car not once but three times using the she wee. It was very satisfying on a number of levels.

Who doesn’t love to lean back, relax and let loose into the warm water? It’s one of my favourite simple pleasures.

I’ll often go outside even if I’m not particularly desperate, firstly if I see a good spot where I know I’ll get away with it, or secondly because I have a good spot and I may not later (if I’m out and about). There’s been occasions where I’ve been somewhere with a toilet but I’ll go outside and pee there because I enjoy doing it. For example I’ll sometimes go and pee in the car park at my block of flats during the night. Or I’ll drive a specific way home knowing there’s a lay-by about 10 minutes away I can pull over and pee in, even though I’m sure I could wait ten minutes till I’m home.

For me I’d probably say inside a ruined church. Morally wrong for some, just walls to shield me from passers by to others. I’ve used the same ruined church on several occasions. Sometimes I just squat in the grass inside what was once the church. Other times I’ll sit on a stone ledge and pee off the edge.

I was walking through the town centre after work this evening and felt the need to pee. I knew I’d end up uncomfortable if I tried to hold it till I got home and very often the bus station toilets are closed. On my route I pass a public toilet in the main shopping street in which you insert your 20p and the door automatically opens then closes behind you. Wanting my money’s worth, I ignored the toilet. I removed my knickers and pulled my skirt up to my waist. With my back to the wall next to the sink I squatted with my legs wide open and forcefully pissed the biggest, messiest puddle I could,

I like to kneel and place a rolled up towel between my legs and hold it there to pee directly into it, feeling the warmth round my crotch.

In my old job due to public transport I’d often arrive before the office was unlocked. It was located on a small industrial estate. There were several days when I’d arrive early and need to pee so I’d pop down the side of the building and squat behind a stack of pallets and pee into the gravel. In my current job my office is in a large converted townhouse across several floors. My office is at the very top and I don’t tend to get disturbed too often. I have a large plant in my office and I’ve had a sneaky wee into the plant pot several times now. Fortunately I can lock the door and I

If it isn’t my property and I’m not having to deal with the cleanup, I’ll literally go anywhere where I’m tucked away out of sight. The naughtier the better.

There’s a floor drain like this in the ladies in a very ‘middle class’ supermarket not far from where I live. I went in there yesterday and gave this a try but I should have positioned myself further back, not directly squatting over the drain, as my stream sprayed forwards and over shot the drain completely, so I ended up peeing a puddle all over the tiled floor instead. Checking there was nobody outside when I’d finished, I made a very quick exit.

I love to pee in hotel rooms. There’s nothing quite so inviting as a dark coloured super absorbent carpet. I usually make sure any wet patches will dry before I check out or else I’ll move items of furniture, piss on the carpet and then put them back. I love hotel carpets in particular as for a few seconds your puddle will just sit glistening on the surface before it almost entirely absorbs. Whereas anywhere else I’d squat with my back to objects/the wall, in hotels I like to squat facing them so my stream splashes the wall, wets the curtains or goes underneath the bed. I’ve had hotel stays wh

I have a frequent piss spot at the back of a small industrial estate on my way home. I’ve been using the spot for a while and only just noticed a camera above a gateway. So the most recent time I went there to piss I made a point of removing my thong and lifting my dress to squat and piss with my legs wide open, facing the camera. I was feeling really naughty. I would imagine the footage will only ever be watched if there was an incident but I felt so naughty and really enjoyed putting on a show deliberately.

Wait till you really need to go then flood the carpet in the corner of the room. When you’re in bed and you need to go don’t get up just pee off the edge of the bed onto the carpet.

I wouldn’t be amused at all if this was my airbnb but on the flip side I’d love to get an airbnb and piss all over it. There’s a bit of double standards going on there but I’d be lying if I said I wouldn’t enjoy renting an airbnb and just pissing all over the place. It’s one of those moral dilemmas I guess.

I can see them ending up with pee all over the floor. In a festival setting I’d probably rather just squat in the bushes. That being said, I would like to have a go at using one.

If there’s nobody else in there and I am well hydrated so my pee will be clear, I quite often do this, either pulling my crotch aside or peeing through my swimsuit. As long as you don’t leave a big yellow puddle I don’t think anyone would ever be any the wiser. I wouldn’t do it when anyone else was in there though as any hissing or splashing sounds would be quite obvious.

I’ve had to once out of sheer desperation - I use pads rather than tampons and I had to pee outside in a quiet car park. There was blood evident in the puddle and I felt rather uncomfortable about the whole thing so I haven’t done it since. I definitely wouldn’t do it just for fun while I was on my period and I wouldn’t do it on anything that would get stained. I’d probably do it again outside if I had no other choice but I prefer to pee in the toilet in privacy when I’m on my monthly.

Puppy pads maybe?

That looks like you enjoyed it. I love peeing on carpet but it’s a rare treat for me due to the clean up afterwards. It’s literally the best isn’t it?

I’ve been on a night out with friends and we left when the pub closed and walked back via a local takeaway. While queueing in the takeaway I felt my drinks catch up with me. I told my friend I was heading outside for some fresh air and I went outside and along the road, just past the windows of the takeaway. I sat on the kerb facing the road and pulled my knees up, parted my feet slightly and began peeing into the gutter. I was wearing a tight dress and no knickers so I didn’t need to remove any clothing. I was peeing virtually silently and only a faint hissing could be heard as my privates we

Not generally but I will if I’m in a naughty mood and peeing for fun and want to get a good distance.

While I wouldn’t go out of my way to revenge piss or anything like that I have been known (semi-regularly) to use the doormat of a former boss who I hated with a passion as a toilet in the dead of night coming back from a night out. It’s a recessed doorway on a corner which isn’t overlooked directly by another house or cameras. The doormat silences any splashing and while it’s undoubtedly a convenient spot for a wee (and I know I’m not the only person as I’ve witnessed a random guy actually weeing up the front door) I do get satisfaction over the fact I’m using a really vile person’s doormat t

I’ve just come back from a supermarket trip. I go to a supermarket around five miles away and after a takeaway coffee on route I needed to pee by the time I got there. I stopped by the ladies before picking up a trolley and was dismayed to see an ‘out of order’ sign taped to the door. I got on with my shopping and headed home, looking forward to getting home to pee. Unfortunately I ended up in heavy traffic on the bypass and it took me 45 minutes to get home. I was desperate to the point of squirming in the driver’s seat. As I pulled into the car park beside the flats I live in I made the deci

Peeing on carpet, peeing in a hotel, peeing in a car park, peeing just out of sight in public, peeing somewhere you really shouldn’t, there’s endless possibilities.

Last night I went to a house party which, having many guests and only one bathroom, led to inevitable peeing outside from both male and female guests including myself. I stepped outside when nobody was around and peed at the side of the house, quickly readjusted my clothing and went back inside. At the end of the party in the early hours I got the train home, a journey of around 20 minutes. I noticed another guest from the party got on the train and came to sit opposite me. We were the only people in the carriage and we got talking about the night. He was an attractive guy, a little youn

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