oliver2

You can look but you can’t touch!

Gay jokes suck.

I mean, you pissing into the shower like it was a urinal while she watches has got to be a hint that you’d approve!

Did your fiancé & in-laws know and approve?

This sounds like whenever you had sex it would have been outdoors 🌳

There’s no pleasing some people As I was saying … ❤️

A good place for it. A drain is a drain, and a sink drain is at just the right height

Did you cum? 😊

But very rarely through letterboxes.

I feel like this must have been a specific study, and I resent the Guardian for not noticing

Well, some guys like their cock being looked at. So they tell me, cough

FERTILE PLANTERS IN YOUR AREA BEGGING TO BE IMPREGNATED

I like basic stuff 🤪

Every time you get an erection, you pass out from lack of blood in the brain

I have done, though my sink is more often my urinal

A team of sexy librarians!

Breathe through your nose! Me too!

Don’t try to put all that in your mouth at once! 🙃

I dare say there is some level of spam protection, but the pesky spammers keep finding ways around it

That’s just any swimming pool 😈

I mean, it’s not as incest-y as actually having sex with a relative, though it does point a bit in that direction. (There’s a movie called Spanking the Monkey, which isn’t about masturbation but is about incest when an (adult) boy ends up physically intimate with his mother after caring for her when she breaks a leg, and as I remember it one thing leads to another) Personally I don’t like even talking about anything remotely sex related with my close family, but clearly there’s variation on this

I’d expect some of the, er, pee-ers would not aim particularly for the pee-ees’ mouths, so there would be, in any case, piss everywhere, and for the pee-ees to relieve themselves on the floor would be a drop in the ocean. But, yeah, I’d be like @anonymous_gm - bashful about whether the human toilets were into it, let them taste it first before committing … 😊 (I have see a vid somewhere where a man is being pissed on by numerous women one after the other and looks very happy about the situation)

Bladder gradually filling. Suspect at this rate I’ll have to go pee before I get to the swimming pool this evening (if I do that). Might act on random suggestions, or not 🙃