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Ha ha - guessing it wasn't a case of being too drunk to hold, more being drunk enough to not care and sober enough to enjoy? And I'm guessing from your other posts we're not talking about a subtle wee into a seat cushion or floor under a table? Did you get caught?

That's a very good point @Sweets - guess I should have thought of that straight away. Was just puzzled by two completely different urinals - one to stand over facing and one to butt up against?

I'm no sure I'd wholly class that as a problem. Remember, like the motivational poster says - a problem is just a solution waiting to be found.... Anyway, I've got to ask - where is the very naughtiest place and time you can think that you've peed?

Well a girl brave enough to enter the gents and piss on the floor is indeed a strange and mythical creature.... As an online presence we don't actually know each other - I'd be the guy that tried to play it cool by giving you a discrete distance - whilst trying to ogle as much as I could. The erection would give the game away though.

Oh, we will @Peefreak99 - WE WILL 😉

Well @toiletfloorpee - either they were aliens, or you were hallucinating him there, or his wife got the absolute shag of her life!!! Either way - amazing. Have you got any more accounts like that to share?

After a dark couple of weeks it makes perfect sense. Yes those mines will leave scars - but you need to find the strength to carry on progressing forwards. Your pace may be slow at times, but it’s the direction that counts and not the pace. Sorry to hear about your situation- the PF family sends its love to you.

Yes please... There's one of the other clips on the same gallery - girl called Lenka who has a similar effect going on, although not to the same extent. Her pee hiss sounds amazing too. https://fr.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5aed7917680b2

Great video - looked like she enjoyed the relief too after that wait. Reminds me of a good number of years ago, my now sister-in-law came out of a public toilet on a really cold winters day and announced to the whole family "I don't mind going for a wee when it's cold, it warms your bum up". How we laughed 😉

Great - can't wait for the next Melissa instalment...

We understood every word of your English - so Hi and welcome. Hopefully you will understand ours too..

Sorry it's come out tilted... might make the aiming more fun 😉

So, inspired by a certain post yesterday - I’ve just ventured into the hotel gents.... So ladies - in a perfect fantasy world would it be left, right or sink? (More than happy to oblige with toilet paper in whichever case...)

Ditto to what other people have said - you totally have a seat reserved at this table... There are those who hold, wet, fantasise, cross dress, voyeurs, couples, singles. Those that give, take, keep it to themselves in private the those that do it in public and (in case I missed anyone) very much everything between. You’re one of us.

I’m in a hotel for four days now - intending to use the toilet only once a day if you get my thread.

Wow..... I think I'm lost for words..... just wow.....

I was only driving my laptop and narrowly avoided having an accident when I saw your post...

Thanks so much @will64 & @speedy3471 - it means a lot.

Thanks @Admin & @Sophie - I knew that and it really helps. One day at a time....

Wow @Sophie - That was an absolutely amazing and delicious account, thanks so much for posting. Fantastic closing sentence too.... I wonder if the guy did actually spot you walk in there, and politely gave you a discrete time in there - perhaps he was bursting and couldn't wait any longer? Perhaps without you realising he'd already noticed your ladies's shoes under the cubicle door? Either way, amazing. Would Steph have been able to tell which door you used? I can imagine too your hubby's reaction if you described it all to him, such a lucky man.

According to the homepage there are currently nearly 25,000 members. Of that maybe a hundred or so who contribute regularly, and a handful who I interact with on a regular basis. That handful are people I've never met and may never meet, but seem to have interests which align so closely with my own reasons for being here. The reason for this post is to say a huge and very heartfelt thank you to those particular folks (I won't embarrass anyone - but if you interact with me then it's you!!!) and also of course Admins and the wider sphere of contributors. THANK YOU for just doing what you

Sounds amazingly nice. Of course, if I was sat anywhere nearby and happened to work out what you were up to, It'd probably be obvious that I knew... (I'm not boasting about size, but at that moment my excitement would be a bit revealing...)

Pretty much live action.... as in just happened... is that close enough. We've just had a new carpet put down in the house and so my job for today was to get rid of the old carpet which had been dumped in the garage. After I'd put the larger rolled up piece into the car ready to drive to the tip I was just left with a couple of smaller square pieces. I was just about to load those up too when the thought occurred it would be a shame to waste an opportunity. At this point I wasn't bursting by any means, but full enough to go - so I placed a piece of the carpet on the garage floor away f

Glad you like it - I must confess though, the evening part is sadly just fiction.... I can live in hope though, right?

Very similar to the photo you’ve posted - slightly more woolly tights (it is winter after all) and pretty much the same length. She was slightly more curvy and possibly not as tall (or shorter legs) than your pictures suggest. The ‘course’ was actually a speed awareness course - better than points on my licence for a minor lapse. The first part of the afternoon was a brainstorm of ‘reasons why we may be tempted to speed’. I missed a trick, nobody mentioned being desperate to pee - I would have loved to look for any blushes. I may perhaps of imagined a desperate emergency going on..