Bacardi

Unfortunately when I pee it goes straight between my feet lol. No distance for me! The other day I propped my leg up on the counter and tried to pee on the wall across from the toilet but it was too far away and I didn't get far past the toilet rim. I have had luck tho peeing vertically! Every time I take a bath I like to sink down, spread my legs, lift up, and pee. I dont really have an approximation cause I'm bad with numbers, but it was a lot higher than I ever expected the first time.

Also me when someone speaks another language 🥵

Pee tee pot 😆

A few lol. Most of them are carpet pee videos just like the other one! I have a few go to car pee videos as well.

I got news for you then. I've cum to thst video so many times!

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5d4fdb7a66c4a

I woke up at like 5 this morning for no good reason. Was in bed by myself and decided to pull up my favorite fitting room video and get off lol. Hopefully I'll have a good rest of my day!

Nope lmao. Didn't think to do that! Just peed in the pitch black behind the building since the bathroom was closed.

Behind a gas station with my husband!

https://www.facebook.com/share/v/zdVxtWLQoWdXJAx5/?mibextid=5SVze0 Gotta love RDR 2 lmao

I flashed myself my own tits in the mirror so it does!

@MidoriLemonade85 Bestie I had a dream last night that I came clean to my husband about my time on peefans and he took my phone away 🤣 that was probably the most horrific nightmare I've ever had!

Goose, until I met you I hadn't the slightest clue how many species of geese there actually were lol. I could only think of the Canadian geese or the white ones with orange bills.

As an English major I read a lot of books. This excerpt is from a book titled Little Fires Everywhere by Celeste Ng, and it was assigned for my Allyship in the Workplace class (don't ask cause I have no idea why I have to take it either lol). Wherein a racist old teacher holds her pee because she doesn't want to use the student's bathroom and ends up wetting in the stall. I really like the description of the puddle.

Sure! A blue billed duck please! Would you like a hedgehog?

I have more dreams about other members here than I do about pee itself. Usually if I dream about pee it's about me about to have a naughty pee somewhere (usually my childhood bedroom) and something stops me. Annoying af. The most recent one that I can remember is of my current celebrity crush. I was kneeling at his feet and he absolutely showered me with his piss. Like I could smell, feel, and taste every drop. I loved it. If I could turn any dream I've ever had into a reality it would be that one.

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZPR3Nfoqu/ My two favorite things. Chiropractor videos and pee lol.

Better than here in America where you can face jailtime and a spot on the sex offender list lol. You catch the wrong officer and wrong judge at the wrong time and your ass is grass.

I know there's only so much even Admin can do, but I'd like to echo what everyone else has said. More messaging space, even if it's an extra 5 slots it would go a long way for me as I have several message threads I'd like to keep from my friends, even if they no longer log on. It's only of the reasons why I don't often like to message with people as keeping my inbox empty and keeping people happy is just too much work for me sometimes. A friend request system to allow messages would be excellent as then at least I would know when and from who messages were coming from. And yes, 100

I would laugh and beg him to upload to porn hub or something cause that sounds hilarious 😂

For fun I peed next to my toilet just a little last night. I would say I am very, very well hydrated lol.

Strange Kupar. That looks a lot like me if I were a mermaid and you, if you were getting your dick sucked by a mermaid 🤔🤔 It's not zoophillia if it's a mythical creature right? Lol. I see them walking around all the time in Hogwarts Legacy and want them to bend me over just the way they are 😬👀

No gooseman I don't have the patience you do! Yes, that's the goal. Gonna ease my way back into the forum and gonna try to keep my head up high. I really did miss the forum a whole lot. Like I said before, just gotta enjoy my time here in moderation ☺️

I find centaurs much more attractive than mermaids can we change the mythical character lol.