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Does anyone else here have a tendency to completely disengage their brain when turned on and let autopilot take over, to the point that it can actually turn their partner off in the process? I feel like I have a bad habit of not thinking properly when i'm horny. I have such an acid tongue when i'm aroused... Like, when I'm normal I'm as respectful as they come, but as soon as I get horny I just come out with these completely out-of-character, impulsive demands. I'm soon filled with this insatiable desire to climax, and it doesn't always mean that my partner will be. Don't get me wron
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A huge welcome to the site. Good to see the community growing. I await your stories and contributions so my penis can welcome you properly too! 😛
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What videos do you wish there were more of?
PissOnMyParade replied to Peexxtimexx's topic in Pee Talk & Questions
Dancing and peeing at the same time. Example: https://thisvid.com/videos/danc-pee/ I love it when a woman sways her hips slowly and gently from side to side and just lets go while dancing, letting it go all down her legs and then form a huge puddle of pee on the floor. Some sexy wetting vids in a similar vein exist on wettingherpanties, but unfortunately they are still maybe 5% of all wettingherpanties content. Also, a lot of the time, many models I've seen in pee porn kind of try to hold in their laughter while being filmed, as if they're not really into it and it's just something t -
Things that annoy you about pee porn
PissOnMyParade replied to steve25805's topic in Pee Talk & Questions
Sometimes pissing all over something so grubby and disgusting can actually heighten the turn on, but i do see what you mean. It takes 20 seconds to get a toilet brush and scrub a toilet before peeing into it. No harm in putting in a minimal bit of effort before starting shooting. -
Feedback / Idea Thoughts on gold membership
PissOnMyParade posted a topic in PeeFans News, Ideas & Help
I for one am an avid user of peefans and would definitely like to contribute the extremely affordable gold membership fee. However, the one stumbling block to this happening is that I don't have a debit card to pay for gold membership. Is there a way for the admin to set up a facility whereby gold membership can be paid for via bank transfer? I would absolutely be willing to pay for it this way. I love the site, regard some members as friends, and would hate to see peefans die a death. Affordability is absolutely not an issue for me as I have very few overheads. If Admin could get ba -
Pissrip has got progressively worse and worse as it has got older. It has turned into the very thing it intended to destroy. That being said, if you do actually enjoy pissrip you should protect yourself with adblockers, anti-spyware, and phishing trackers. Videos will then be a lot easier to view and you won't be doing any damage to your personal data.
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Fantasies featuring forum members.
PissOnMyParade replied to steve25805's topic in Pee Talk & Questions
Honestly, if I were to catch anyone here in the middle of the act, I'd be completely dumbstruck with my own luck. I feel like catching someone peeing in public is something so rare anyway, unless you go to a festival and hang out behind the portaloos. -
I'm not personally big into the whole swallowing pee thing, but you make a good point. If a video is tagged with a specific act, it should feature that specific act. Tagging a video with something specific when it wasn't actually featured in the first place - or in this case wasn't carried out properly - just leaves the consumer feeling short-changed. I can only imagine your frustration at not being able to see the kind of thing you were after. I too would be frustrated if a video was tagged "public pissing" and it featured a model peeing in her garden...
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Do people prefer Dark pee of Clear pee
PissOnMyParade replied to Samson2371's topic in Pee Talk & Questions
Personally I like it somewhere in between. Just yellow enough that you can tell it's pee, but just clear enough so that it doesn't smell too strong. I'm not hugely into swallowing it so whether it's bitter or not isn't really important to me, but if I'm the one receiving I don't want to stink to high heaven of it afterwards either. Also, it's important for both partners to drink a lot anyway in order to ensure 1) that the giver can actually pee in the first place, and 2) you can both be confident that the giver's pee will be reasonably clear. -
What elements makes a great pee video?
PissOnMyParade replied to Peefreak99's topic in Pee Talk & Questions
I really appreciate it when there's just a camera, a gorgeous model, and her pee. No weird music. No random dude instructing her how to pose. No camera shutter constantly taking photos while she's peeing. Just authentic pee fun with a gorgeous girl who loves to let us watch her take a leak. Bonus if there's dirty talk too. -
Has anybody ever successfully held in a fart whilst trying to do some kind of pee activity? It's a skill I'm yet to master. A similar thing happens to me when I feel like peeing on myself in the shower, but I also need to poop. So I sit down on the toilet (as you do) in order to relax my anal sphincter but at the same time I'm trying to get my brain engaged with my bladder and tell my bladder not to relax in sync... Long story short, I usually fail and then I have nothing left to pee on myself in the shower with 😞 Does this happen to anyone else but me?
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I just want to know everyone's general opinion on this. Apologies in advance if anyone gets offended/triggered by what I'm about to say... Now obviously I fully support the outright banning of FGM. Its draconian, barbaric, and outright pointless. I just think it's strange how the western world doesn't recoil with shock, disgust, horror and anger in the same way when it comes to newly-born boys getting their genitals mutilated with a vicious, razorblade-laden, miniature guillotine-esque device... Especially when said boy isn't able to verbalise his objection to the whole ordeal or understa
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Thanks for introducing yourself. It's lovely to know there are more ladies getting on board (so to speak) with this amazingly diverse fetish. Glad to have you with us. There is a specific part of the site for introduction posts though. Allow me to provide you a link: https://peefans.com/forum/2-introductions/. You'll get used to finding your way around this site as time goes on, it's a very user-friendly interface, but it's always best to pay attention to where you post what you post in order to get the best out of this community. I wish you lots of wet fun.
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Omorashi is 30 points. (13 points + 2 Os + double word score). Still a decent effort.
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Very nice work!
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Watersports has 2 Ts and 2 Ss, so that's 2 double letter scores equating to an extra 4 points before your triple word score, so that gives you 60 points. Excellent effort Steve!
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What's the highest total peeing-related word you can make using scrabble tiles? Points values are the same as the UK version of regular scrabble, which are as follows: A - 1, B - 3, C - 3, D - 2, E - 1, F - 4, G - 2, H - 4, I - 1, J - 8, K - 5, L - 1, M - 3, N - 1, O - 1, P - 3, Q - 10, R - 1, S - 1, T - 1, U - 1, V - 4, W - 4, X - 8, Y - 4, Z - 10. Double letter score if you use the same letter twice. Triple letter score if you use the same letter 3 times. Double word score if your word is at least 5 letters long. Triple word score if your word is at least 10 letters
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What pee related device/gadget would you like to see?
PissOnMyParade replied to Sophie's topic in Pee Talk & Questions
A camera that was able to refract the light in such a way that it could see round corners/buildings/hedgerows etc etc, so you could catch people peeing in public whilst staying out of eyeshot. I think we may need a few more advances in modern technology before that one comes to fruition though... -
The thing is, points tallies are difficult because it's hard to please everyone with just a blanket template. Watersports fetishes are so varied that some people like naked peeing, some people like you like omorashi, some like public peeing, others like golden showers etc etc. I can understand why it'd be fun to make a game of it, but I feel like everyone who does this should make their individual points tallies based on what aspect of watersports it is specifically that they like, as opposed to having a one-size-fits-all approach and trying to force triangles through circles.
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I just got caught!
PissOnMyParade replied to ukpeegirl86's topic in Real Pee Encounters & Experiences
I would. Sorry not sorry. Hahah -
He couldn't wait to pee on me
PissOnMyParade replied to Lovegolden95's topic in Real Pee Encounters & Experiences
As hot an experience as this sounds, your lack of punctuation left me as breathless as you were. -
This comes back to anatomy. Some women have tight vulvas and their urethras are very easy to spot once you've spread both sets of labia. Other women have a few extra folds or a small urethral opening and it can be hard to spot their urethra until they actually let you watch them pee whilst spreading their labia. A side note for any women reading this who may be feeling self-conscious due to the very topic of discussing female genitalia, having extra folds doesn't mean your vulva is ugly. It just means you're built differently genetically to those women who don't have said folds, and there
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