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It has been said that it is better to be pissed off than pissed on. Not around here, it isn't. lol It is also said that it is better to be inside the tent pissing out than outside the tent pissing in. But that depends. If Frankie Babe and Angel Wicky are inside the tent naked I would love to be outside the tent pissing in, lol

I like almost all aspects of pissing. But my long term favourite has always been girls pissing in naughty indoor locations Those who know me well here know that my particular favourite is when girls piss all over the carpet someplace.

Don't feel bad about it. We all love to imagine you doing it. And hearing about it. lol

Well I have a bathroom whose floor could do with being peed on, if any ladies here are interested. I shall need to observe to make sure they are doing it right though, lol

The morality of her doing that has it's questionable side, but the thought of her doing that is sexy as hell. I wish she had an audience consisting of me, lol

Have this lady, Angel Wicky... ....stand naked in the middle of my living room with her legs apart and hands on hips as she does a long, hard, hissy, golden piss all over the living room carpet right in front of me.

Indeed. I read somewhere years ago that back in Victorian England it was common place for the naughtiest girls in the pubs to piss in beer glasses....and the guys were supposed to drink it. And in Roman times some brothels had glass floors with rooms underneath so that guys could pay to watch women pee on the floor from below

Just out of interest and apologies if you think this is too personal in which case just ignore my question, but - out of curiosity - do you prefer being peed on by girls or guys or are you equally happy either way? And are you happy to give golden showers to others?

Me neither when it comes to actual experience, but you could do as I did and vote on the basis of what you would most prefer to happen. I know that whilst I would enjoy peeing on a lady as long as she was enjoying it, I would enjoy her peeing on me more.

Dear Wet carpet. I am the manager of a small company, recently divorced. I have lately been hooking up with my secretary who is a wild, anything goes, kind of lady. For one thing she is into peeing, not really the whole golden shower thing but she likes peeing in random places and enjoys the fact that her man - me - cleans up after her. At my place she has peed on the kitchen and bathroom floors and on the bedroom carpet in the corner of the room. When out at pubs and emboldened by a few drinks she has been known to pee off the front of her seat onto the carpet under the table. She t

I would love to watch a sexy lady peeing on such a toilet too. Like you I wouldn't really get anything out of using it myself. I find the concept of clear glass toilets a little worrying when it comes to number 2s though, lol

Do you prefer to be peed on or do you prefer to pee on someone else.? Or are you not interested in golden showers?

Yours for as long as you want it, but you can only have one, not both.

I am 57 but I look and act and feel younger than this. People are often surprised when I tell them my real age. I feel about 30 and am as happy hanging out with the youngsters as I am with people my own age. When I do physical hard graft though my body does have a habit of reminding me I am not 30 anymore, lol. I am a notorious practical joker and still have the sense of humour of a naughty schoolboy. My favourite age was probably 18. Old enough to make my own choices and do my own thing but young enough to still have my whole life ahead of me and to be carefree and fun loving. And c

Frankie Babe is one of my all time favourite pissers. Her totally Yorkshire accent just sounds so sexy. I love it when she says the word "pissing", lol. If I had to name people I'd like to be peed on by, she'd be right up there with the likes of Scarlett Johansson, Angelina Jolie, and Shakira, lol

Hi Chrissy, Sorry I have not said hi before. Been so focussed on posting pics in more recent years that I don't check out the forum as much as I should. Anyway, questions. I generally like to pose two, one sexual, one not. If you had to pee on someone but could choose anyone on the planet to do it over, who would you choose and why? And if it were possible, which would you prefer? A vacation around the solar system visiting all the planets? Or a vacation in the cretaceous era seeing all the dinosaurs?

Somehow I just randomly imagined that that hotel room probably lacks an ensuite bathroom so there must be a chamber pot under the bed. And Susannah York is going to end up squatting over it and pissing in it before bed. Anyone else imagine that? No? Just me then, lol

My usual modus operandi is to ask two questions, one sexual, one not. So here goes. If you had to be peed on by somebody but could choose anyone on the planet to do it, who would you choose and why? And what is your all time greatest movie?

If you had to be peed on but could have anyone on the planet do it, who would you choose and why? And if you had to choose a greatest album of all time, what would it be?

I do have netflix so might have to check that out. Thanks

It is hard to think of a question you have not already been asked. But I will try. My usual modus operandi is to ask two questions, one sexual, one not. So here goes. Apologies in advance if any of these have been asked before either by me or anyone else If you had to pee on someone other than your husband but could choose anyone at all in the world to do it over, who would you choose and why? And would you rather find yourself in the unfortunate position of having to wrestle with a crocodile or with a gorilla?

The first question is a very good one in the sense that it has made me think. I can think of numerous times I would like to have witnessed for myself. But if I had to choose three, one would be the last day of Hitler's life in the Berlin bunker on April 30th 1945 so I could see exactly what happened. How I'd avoid them reacting badly to some random Englishman from the future suddenly appearing in their midst is a problem that would need solving though, lol. I would like to visit ancient Egypt during the actual building of one of the great pyramids so I could see it being done. On a m

Wow that's a lot of questions. I will try to answer them all. It is hard to know how exactly I learned to write stories in the way I do. The ability to write reasonably well first developed at school where I was often top of the class for my essay writing. I seemed able to use my imagination via the written or typed word to convey something. But I have always read a lot from as soon as I learned to read and picked up my writing style in part from books. As for my characters and settings, a lot of that just comes from my own imagination or my own fantasies. I like to imagine naughty

Things I am proudest of include being liked and valued as one of the best workers by my employer and liked and respected by my work colleagues. I am also proud of my political values though these are things I rarely discuss on this forum. I am proud that I managed to successfully give up smoking some 19 years ago now. I am proud of my ability with mental arithmetic. I am proud of my knowledge of WW2 and the Third Reich. I am proud of my intelligence and ability to communicate with the typed word. One of the things I am proud of is getting several letters published in the national political mag

100 duck sized horses would be more fun, I could keep kicking them away and there'd always be more coming at me. A horse sized duck sounds like no fun at all in comparison.