I fully endorse this idea.  Pissing on other people's carpet means never having to clean it or explain it.  😈

I pee on my carpet and just let it dry a lot, best to do it when you are very hydrated and just pissing water though. That way it just dies and I don't even notice a smell. Could get a wet vaccum for the carpet in case it does ever get bad though, I have used one on my carpet once when I left a really bad pee stain.

https://www.erome.com/a/Wk7UTv7m Let the dog out back and the cold air made me had to pee, so I just went off the side of the steps. 

Definitely desperation and how much I drank beforehand and yes there is usually a hissing noise to go along with how bad I have to go. I make sure to drink plenty of water and try to mix juice into the loop. Especially in the morning.

Even with a VPN , they will find out who and where you are , nothing is fool proof. Nothing . what a VPN can do is hide your IP address from certain domains ,who check I P's at chat sites where they only allow one user only .  NOW if I am coming here and the spy  gods see it and send a 45 year old red head with big tits to my house , Yes of course I,ll run her off .. In other words I could care less about who known what I do or go on the net .... And yes I'll let the red head in