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On 11/24/2018 at 7:00 AM, Grizzly Man said:

I enjoy masterbating outdoors.

Masturbating outside is twice as fun.👍
During a nice walk in nature.
Simply let your pants drop to your ankles and feel the gentle breeze on your testicles.
Light, warmth, air, and joggers passing by, that makes you extra hard. 😜

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3 hours ago, Dicke Klüten said:

Masturbating outside is twice as fun.👍
During a nice walk in nature.
Simply let your pants drop to your ankles and feel the gentle breeze on your testicles.
Light, warmth, air, and joggers passing by, that makes you extra hard. 😜

It is fun to jerk off outside, plus no cleanup hahahahahahaaha

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1 hour ago, Ms. Tito said:

Even the phrase "whipping it out" drives me crazy. I instantly start thinking lewd, naughty thoughts whenever I hear it.

Seriously me too. I think of it and imagine a beautiful stream to follow! 
 

1 hour ago, Ms. Tito said:

Not anymore! This thread is now the property of the trans agenda!

Hahaha, I totally support this!!

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On 3/30/2020 at 3:45 PM, JesseP said:

I know how to add links, but thought I would add a vid of me pissing but I cant see how to do that. Macbook Pro and on Firefox. Help please

I don’t own a Mac, so the nitty gritty of those machines I can’t help you with, but you could always upload your video to a website like pornhub or ermome and post the link that way? I’m not sure if your video was shot on a phone, but it might be easier to upload that way if it was.

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On 3/30/2020 at 6:47 AM, removedunknown said:

Masturbating outside is twice as fun.👍
During a nice walk in nature.
Simply let your pants drop to your ankles and feel the gentle breeze on your testicles.
Light, warmth, air, and joggers passing by, that makes you extra hard. 😜

That’s my next challenge. I will do that and video it. Gonna be so much fun especially the way you described it!

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On 9/28/2017 at 12:21 PM, Alfresco said:

I had a pee on a carpet at the bottom of some stairs in a block of flats.   See pics below.   I was in need of a pee, although not that desperate.  I was near the building, which I've used before for the same purpose, so I checked nobody was around, then went into the entrance area, sat on the bottom step of the stairs, pulled my dick out and let it empty my bladder contents onto the carpet.  I know sitting on the stairs might seem like an unusual position, but it means that the pee has less distance to fall and therefore makes a lot less noise.  Standing pees in these small concrete enclosed areas make quite a noise - especially as it seems to echo off the solid walls.

The pee initially pooled onto the top of the carpet and then started to soak in at the same rate as I was adding it.  When I finished, I popped my dick back in my trousers and zipped up before making a quick exit.

You can see from the photos that it is a stairwell with concrete steps and just an area of carpet at the bottom (the exit door is to the left of pic 2)

The puddle left at the end shown in pic 5 is pretty small because the carpet was doing its job of adsorbing the pee as fast as I was producing it.   It very quickly disappeared altogether after I stopped peeing.

If you ladies want to see a standing version, then I'll try and get that at another time.

01 Stairwell.JPG

02 Stairs from above.JPG

03 Starting to pee.JPG

04 Mid flow.JPG

05 Finished.JPG

Oops, somehow I failed to see this post almost 3 years ago!  🙂  A lovely set of photos Alfresco, and a great description too.  Very sexy to actually see you peeing in such a naughty location, with it initially pooling on the surface of the carpet before steadily soaking right in.  I love your idea of sitting on the stairs, instead of standing as usual, to avoid detection while performing your naughty deed! 

Also sexy to see evidence of the carpet doing its intended job by absorbing your urine as fast as you were peeing on to it.  Your urine, retained by the carpet, must have resulted in quite a smell later on within that enclosed area. Excellent work - and I hope that carpet wasn't cleaned for several days at least!        

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18 hours ago, Maggie_555 said:

Oops, somehow I failed to see this post almost 3 years ago!  🙂  A lovely set of photos Alfresco, and a great description too.  Very sexy to actually see you peeing in such a naughty location, with it initially pooling on the surface of the carpet before steadily soaking right in.  I love your idea of sitting on the stairs, instead of standing as usual, to avoid detection while performing your naughty deed! 

Also sexy to see evidence of the carpet doing its intended job by absorbing your urine as fast as you were peeing on to it.  Your urine, retained by the carpet, must have resulted in quite a smell later on within that enclosed area. Excellent work - and I hope that carpet wasn't cleaned for several days at least!        

Thanks @Maggie_555.

I have been back there several times and never noticed a smell of pee.  It is a well ventilated area as the stairs go up to external walkways along the fronts of the houses and the bottom of the stairwell has a doorway to the front of the block of flats, but to the side is an exit to some rows of storage areas, so is also exposed to fresh air.  Therefore, I think the airflow keeps the area odour free.

I have also used a different technique in the same location - standing, looking out of the window at the bottom of the stairs, the window sill is about waist height, so if I stand facing the wall, only my upper body can be seen from outside and I have peed directly onto the wall, allowing it to run down the wall to the waiting carpet.   If I hear anyone approaching, which has only happened once, I can make a swift exit before anyone realises.   When I'm done, it leaves a pee trail down the wall, fanning out a bit from where it impacts the wall.   There is also a puddle on the carpet, but again it soaks in quickly.   However, if anyone goes there within a short time afterwards, they would be sure to see the pee trail on the wall.  

I figure that that carpet must get a lot of abuse from muddy boots and general grime on the feet of people coming and going, so a little pee is probably not going to cause any great problems.   Also, there are several blocks in the area, so if I need to pee when I'm in that area, I can select one to use, which means that any one carpet doesn't get too much pee to be a problem.  The one photographed is my favourite one of the blocks though as it is the easiest to be discrete.

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