Things that annoy you about pee porn

[pbl 42]

I think one element that frustrates me the most is that most sites get divided into either "peeing" or "wetting". It makes things challenging for someone like me who enjoys a hybrid. Already, many wetting sites depict women peeing while standing, albeit while fully clothed. I have sent requests to the site operators that the model attempt to keep the jeans dry by peeing through the fly and the response is almost always, "This is a wetting site; we do not film nude peeing". Alternatively, if I message a peeing site to request that they shoot a model trying to pee through the fly in her jeans, I get the message, "This is a peeing site; we do not film wetting".

[pbl 42]

That's why I love watching it so much! She tries so hard to avoid making a mess, yet ends up wetting the jeans anyway. Truly, this is the only way for a staged video to feature a genuine accident.

[glad1 2,834]

I might be in the minority, but I am often frustrated by the lack of scenes depicting women trying to pee standing like men. This is in spite of the fact that countless women attempted to do this when they were young and curious.

This seems to be one of those cases where life doesn't imitate art. Instead, it appears to be a few steps ahead, at least from what I see.

Maybe I've been fortunate to have been around a number of women who, even as they approach middle age, remain young and curious.

[P-Spud 1,352]

That's why I love watching it so much! She tries so hard to avoid making a mess, yet ends up wetting the jeans anyway. Truly, this is the only way for a staged video to feature a genuine accident.

I think that is an excellent concept! Hope someone films it.

[Wetpants013 55]

I don't have a lot of things but there are a few that really bug me. The sound of the still camera in the background, modern digital cameras allow you to turn that off, LEARN TO DO IT! Lol. I also am not a fan of the exaggerated oohs and aahs. I get that if you have been holding a long time, it feels really good to let it go, but come on. I do get annoyed by the gals that make the eww and gross comments. You are paid to do it, at least act like you are enjoying it.

What I do love, is when it is a genuine pissing when the woman is into it and truly enjoying messing her pants or panties. You know it is better when the subject likes it.

[F.W 5,734]

With most porn,its the "oh yeah baby" kind of dialogue i cant stand.Also where the moment of penetration isnt shown.When the actors are wearing condoms(i know thats the best thing,but these people fuck for a living,they should make sure they are clean,and on the pill at all times).In pee porn,when there is no wipe,and the girl just pulls up her knickers,again why i prefer voyeur views,the girls do generally wipe,which to me at least separates the girls from the boys!:wink:

[WantonLee 861]

Hmm... things that annoy you about pee porn... *tries to assemble a list*

Most things have been said already... .

Just a note so you know where I'm coming from:

I like naughty peeing (deliberate peeing the bed, carpet, things like that).

IN SHORT:

When it's fake.

- when the lady does not like what she is doing

- when the lady is acting

- when the lady is over-acting

- when the place where it is filmed is a set

- when they pretend the lady is alone, but she isn't

- when the amount of desperation and the amount of pee do not match IN THE LEAST

- *Placeholder for more things of that sort*

There are a number of other things, but they all boil down to personal preference, like:

- lady chats a lot (especially when its of topic)

- lady tries to be suggestive ("You gonna love this!" - I know what I like myself, thank you.)

- lady is peeing casually, as if she does not care for where her pee lands (as if she is indifferent to peeing as a form of arousal)

- lady pays no attention to herself, her "target" or the camera (I remember a clip where the lady was filming herself with a Web-cam, which was set up somewhere else then the laptop; she was staring at the herself on the screen the entire time)

- more then one person in the video (for me, sex is a 1+1-story, and with me being 1, that leave only room for 1 other. ;))

- I never get to see her face, only her body, or worse, only her private parts. Nothing beats an honest smile.

- I am not a particular fan of cream-pies and any thing anal-related; don't try to sell me two things for the price of one, thinking you are doing me a favor.

- when there is background-sound suggesting the family is paying a visit next door

- ... and so on... .

So, my preference is actually not porn as such.

I like it when the lady in question is making her own videos with no one else present.

I don't mind if this means a drop in quality, as long as she doesn't film with a potato-cam- ;)

In that regard I can highly recommend ishotmyself.com (and partially ifeelmyself.com) for "normal" porn; more specifically ladies making erotic selfies or masturbation-videos.

[LiveStream 12]

I prefer videos involving a woman using an American style toilet as she normally would, and I guess my biggest disappointment is that something so simple seems to be so hard to find. The site that came closest to providing the content I like was called Sorority House Toilet. The bathroom had good acoustics, and a lot of the videos kept it simple with no additional fluf. None of the women's streams was particularly impressive, and some of them over-acted a bit, but they had the right idea. Unfortunately, that site no longer exists, and I sometimes wish I had kept my subscription to collect all the videos before they went away. For now, unfortunately, my primary source for toilet videos has been Clips4Sale, so some of the things that annoy me might be specific to C4S. I don't like when a clip simply does not live up to its description, or if the model deliberately kills time sitting on the toilet doing nothing, just to increase the length of the video and consequently increasing the price. I don't like when they fiddle with the camera while peeing, since for me, hearing it is the main event, and moving the camera around can totally clobber the sound. It bugs me that most toilet videos involve a woman squatting, straddling, spreading, or some other unnatural position, instead of just sitting on the can as they naturally wood. I guess the assumption is that we'd rather see every detail, but that ruins the realism factor for me. I'm hesitant to look on YouTube anymore because my experience is that the typical YouTube bathroom video involves someone sneaking up on her friend, and then you hear a bunch of very loud screaming and laughing that drowns out any other sounds that might be occurring.

[Guest UnabashedUser]

With most porn,its the "oh yeah baby" kind of dialogue i cant stand.Also where the moment of penetration isnt shown.When the actors are wearing condoms(i know thats the best thing,but these people fuck for a living,they should make sure they are clean,and on the pill at all times).In pee porn,when there is no wipe,and the girl just pulls up her knickers,again why i prefer voyeur views,the girls do generally wipe,which to me at least separates the girls from the boys!:wink:

Wiping is one of my fave parts. -- everyone seems to do it a bit differently and it's always erotic.

[Guest UnabashedUser]

You can usually detect, quite easily in my opinion the 'professional' as opposed to the well and truly 'amateur'. So, where there are professional porn stars...by and large US based, although not strictly confined to 'silicone valley', and the more girlfriend/wife type of clips. Urine is diluted in porn...the more pure and clear, the less it tastes, as it gets to a shade of yellow to deep amber, you know that it will taste bitter and acrid. We should attempt to distinguish between the two approaches by illustrating what we mean.

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I think this is a fine example of amateur porn...I'm sure that it has been posted on here before. I think this lady really enjoys her lewd display, it is written all over her horny face. Her pee is 'golden' and there are signs of arousal oozing from the vagina.

Perfect! The 'signs of arousal' i.e. vagina wine is and of itself extremely erotic, as are the tiny drops of urine descending towards the protruding anus (also extremely arousing) you can tell from her grimace that she's putting a lot of force into the stream. Great pic.

[papakok_dan 42]

The one big annoyance I have with pee porn has been stated, but I'll restate it anyhow. Pee is too diluted in porn. I don't want to see clear water gushing from you. I want a "golden" shower lol.

That being said, there's something to be said for a model who is obviously enjoying herself. If her clit is engorged and popping out while she's spraying, it's a good sign she's enjoying herself, and that's a plus for me!!

[Guest UnabashedUser]

Acutuality videos are OK.. not fond of staged actor stuff,but it's all good I suppose. Real time stuff shot on trains, bus stations, public places, garages, parks where there my be onlookers are the hottest to me. There are some out there from Romania , Estonia, Czech having gorgeous women pissing before crowds on rail stations where onlookers get into the show are particularly hot.

[spywareonya 37,962]

On ‎19‎/‎02‎/‎2016 at 5:16 AM, steve25805 said:

What things do you find most annoying with pee porn?

Here are some of my pet hates.....

Little dribbles, especially after prolonged fake desperation.

Guys talking and telling the girl what to do. Shut the fuck up, man! And just let her get on with it and film what happens!

Any pee scene where the girl is obviously hating it.

Stop-start pees. I just wanna see a continuous flow. I don't think girls normally spend forever stopping and starting. Mind you, who knows? It would certainly explain that lifelong mystery - why the fuck girls take so long in the fucking bathroom!

Not keen on slo mo either.

And utterly fake orgasmic moans when she pees. Ideally a girl will enjoy peeing a lot. But in reality, never quite that much. That comes afterwards when she maybe brings herself off. Come on guys, for fuck sake, let's have a little more realism. When it comes to the ecstatic moans, less is more during pissing, really dudes!

And fucking music, which is almost always stunningly crap but even if it were so fucking great that I'd pay good money to hear it at a concert, that's not what I want from a pee video! If I wanted that I'd buy a fucking music video! I just wanna hear her pissing, guys!

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Never been so in Agreement with somebody in my Whole life!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

In addition, I'll also say I hate when they have this "like a boss" attitude and then they pee a very modest amount, not exactly the little dribble thing but closer. I like girls PISSING, not leaking

I also hate when the scene last for ten minutes with this poor bloke going around town and in the end peeing for ten seconds and then next scene, another then minutes walking, it's like a damn Peter Jackson movie, everything walks in those fucking movies,  in Lord of the Rings they do little beside walking, people walking for 9 hours, even trees walks in that movie, in The Lovely Bones even the dead walks!!!

(by the way I was joking, I ADORE those movies, The Lovely Bones is one the most heart-touching thing I have ever seen)

and now a personal thing

I don't like bad looking pussies, spraying this fountain of piss like an old cow in need 'cause she's not tight anymore

[F.W 5,734]

I cant really think of anything i dont like.I think im not a fan of the ones where a camera is directly under the toilets,where they actually piss on the camera as it were.

[Scot_Lover 1,878]

1 hour ago, fannywatcher said:

I cant really think of anything i dont like.I think im not a fan of the ones where a camera is directly under the toilets,where they actually piss on the camera as it were.

Mary has done that on my GoPro, lol. She sent it to Maighs phone too. Don't ask, it's long gone ....... 

Our current pet hate are the girls who squeeze their mouth shut so tight, they look toothless.

[spywareonya 37,962]

41 minutes ago, Scot_Lover said:

 

Our current pet hate are the girls who squeeze their mouth shut so tight, they look toothless.

HAHAHAHAHAH

I remember that thing!!!

[sathuta 1,773]

On 2/19/2016 at 9:46 AM, steve25805 said:

What things do you find most annoying with pee porn?

Here are some of my pet hates.....

Little dribbles, especially after prolonged fake desperation.

Guys talking and telling the girl what to do. Shut the fuck up, man! And just let her get on with it and film what happens!

Any pee scene where the girl is obviously hating it.

Stop-start pees. I just wanna see a continuous flow. I don't think girls normally spend forever stopping and starting. Mind you, who knows? It would certainly explain that lifelong mystery - why the fuck girls take so long in the fucking bathroom!

Not keen on slo mo either.

And utterly fake orgasmic moans when she pees. Ideally a girl will enjoy peeing a lot. But in reality, never quite that much. That comes afterwards when she maybe brings herself off. Come on guys, for fuck sake, let's have a little more realism. When it comes to the ecstatic moans, less is more during pissing, really dudes!

And fucking music, which is almost always stunningly crap but even if it were so fucking great that I'd pay good money to hear it at a concert, that's not what I want from a pee video! If I wanted that I'd buy a fucking music video! I just wanna hear her pissing, guys!

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Normally I like pissing spy cam videos that girls are peeing one by one continuously without getting delay in the middle.

[spywareonya 37,962]

21 minutes ago, sathuta said:

Normally I like pissing spy cam videos that girls are peeing one by one continuously without getting delay in the middle.

Indeed!!!

[F.W 5,734]

It should be what do you LIKE about pee porn?

[spywareonya 37,962]

3 minutes ago, fannywatcher said:

It should be what do you LIKE about pee porn?

It started as a way to blow off stress, and evolved in a partially funny direction. What we love about pee is written all everywhere in the forum itself

[Adyguy6970 878]

I hate things that are clearly staged/faked.  Recently I saw a video on another site where a woman got up in the morning and, holding herself, frantically tried what was supposed to be a locked bathroom door before appearing to piss herself on the landing.  If it was real pee (which I doubt) there was a ridiculous amount of it and it was far too clear to be a genuine early morning 'first wee of the day' which I think is what it was meant to be a portrayal of.  

[Blackinksoul30 1,246]

On 2/18/2016 at 11:16 PM, steve25805 said:

What things do you find most annoying with pee porn?

Here are some of my pet hates.....

Little dribbles, especially after prolonged fake desperation.

Guys talking and telling the girl what to do. Shut the fuck up, man! And just let her get on with it and film what happens!

Any pee scene where the girl is obviously hating it.

Stop-start pees. I just wanna see a continuous flow. I don't think girls normally spend forever stopping and starting. Mind you, who knows? It would certainly explain that lifelong mystery - why the fuck girls take so long in the fucking bathroom!

Not keen on slo mo either.

And utterly fake orgasmic moans when she pees. Ideally a girl will enjoy peeing a lot. But in reality, never quite that much. That comes afterwards when she maybe brings herself off. Come on guys, for fuck sake, let's have a little more realism. When it comes to the ecstatic moans, less is more during pissing, really dudes!

And fucking music, which is almost always stunningly crap but even if it were so fucking great that I'd pay good money to hear it at a concert, that's not what I want from a pee video! If I wanted that I'd buy a fucking music video! I just wanna hear her pissing, guys!

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i hate completely silent desperation videos. If you are really actually desperate..at least let me hear like...a sigh of relief..or a gasp when the pee stream starts... or something i love that is seriously lacking in desperation videos... is talking... like the very whiny, needy talk. like you can hear it in their voice that it's serious... like their about to burst they need to go so bad. 

[Curvy_Luscious 161]

The thing that annoys me most about pee porn is that, Iike all porn, it's geared mostly toward men. Pussies galore. Squatting naughty women. Or, gay guys by the truckload. 

There is a pittance of non-pussy, non-overtly gay pee stuff, more than ever, but still a pittance. . 

[spywareonya 37,962]

1 hour ago, Curvy_Luscious said:

mostly toward men

 

I love porn on a graphical and phylosophical stance, but I have Always pondered that maybe the quantity of porn for men is ALSO because their sex life is

a bit harder than ours: everybody loves porn beside their real life satisfaction, but people ALSO use it to re-locate some desires which are unfulfilled in real life, and maybe this happens more to guys than to girls

too bad I am married to a man, and lesbian about my extra-marriage adventures!

Indeed I watch tons of porn! ahahahahaha

Edited June 12, 2018 by spywareonya

[Curvy_Luscious 161]

It's just hot to look at and it turns me on. I don't really need to justify it, or philosophize about it.