Pissing on food

[tcgs 30]

Hi 

I love food that's been pissed on, and thankfully my wife does not mind doing it. The more absorbent the better, so cakes and pastries are the best. Sometimes she says to me that it's a waste of a good cake/food item) to which I inform her that I'm still going to eat it all. The fact she does not really care and pisses on it knowing that I'm going to eat it really drives me wild. 

I almost always love the taste and I enjoy eating it. 

The interesting thing that I was wondering is that sometimes, for example with porridge, after I have finished eating it and reached a climax, the taste in my mouth completely changes to one of disgusting and I was wondering if anyone else has experience with this, and have any idea why this might be? 

[Lennys_wet_now 385]

I totally understand

One of my favourites was to have one too many beers and after a while put my hard cock in the pint glass and squirt in a fair measure of piss.

Then whilst drinking and wanking off I would release my cum, I had to pour it away after, couldn't drink it.

Same with cum, love tasting my cum, once I orgasm, can't do it.

[tcgs 30]

It's really weird, I just wonder why. It must have something to do with the endorphins but it's surprising at how much that can effect taste

[Klaudia99 317]

 Hello everyone. I'm sorry I keep bringing up similar topics, but the thought of it really excites me. I hope I'm not boring you too much with this. I have a question: If you were offered the opportunity to pee on food, what would it be? And where would you like to pee on them (on the table, on the floor, or maybe in another interesting place). Please tell me something about this. Thank you in advance

Edited February 19 by Klaudia99

[durianfury 2,025]

I feel like pizza or ramen would be decent foods to piss in/on, I feel especially ramen wouldn't taste too bad with some piss bc it's already salty. Other soups would probably work well also.

[oliver2 4,418]

Do you want to piss on food someone else is going to eat, or have someone piss on yours…? Or both, or neither?

While you think about that question, here’s a nice hot cup of coffee 😉

[Tony89 1,499]

Good questions. I wouldn't pee on my own food or drink because I don't like the taste of pee, but I could serve it to those who want it. Of course I want to pee everywhere I shouldn't, but if there is a opportunity I would like to pee on the beautiful table setting in fancy restaurant. Foods, tablecloth, cutlery, plates, glasses, flowers, napkins, etc. would be completely soaked from piss. That would be pretty naughty..

I might try this little fantasy of mine some day. I would like to have a big cream birthday cake with lots of candles on it. Then I want to extinguish all the candles with a strong stream of piss. Not all guests may want to eat cake after that.. 😅

 

[Klaudia99 317]

Don't worry, I just wanted to make my dream come true. No one would eat it after peeing. All food would be thrown into the trash after the game.

[nenTyp 657]

Well for visual pleasure I think foods that woukd soak up my piss or dissolve like puff pastry, fluffy cakes, cotton candy etc were fun. I could imagine a strong stream could mess them up quite nicely. It would also be fun to "inject" smth like a doughnut with a more gentle stream to see if it could hold any pee for some time😂.

If it was to be eaten afterwards I think soups, stews or mashed potatoes would be suitable, especially for large ammounts. As more of a condiment I could immagine pee in sauces, dips or on smth like fish as well. I wonder btw how vegetables would taste if blanched in hot pee🤔.

[nenTyp 657]

For the location, i guess it would be fun to do it at a fancy table, but doubt it would ever be an option. One could try to recreate it at home though.

I would bet there is porn out there were someone calls the waiter/waitress to their table to ask for more piss on their plate🤔😂.

For destroying foods with piss it would probably wise to do it outside or in something like a parking garage.

[martan1258 209]

The best are soups. You can easily add some flavour and noone will notice 😄

[Curepunts 128]

A chocolate fountain is the first that comes to mind....a challenging yet curious option not only to execute but to see too 😉 tho considering all the past chocolate fountains I've come across are typically at big events I'd not sure how I'd explain to anyone that one if I did that.... aha 😆 

[ChrisS 513]

Could be fun to pee in a pint of ice cream and then put it back in the freezer! I’m curious if the pee would be hot enough to melt some of the ice cream so they mix together and then what the texture would be like once it refroze. The simplest would be to just hold the pint under me and pee while standing in the kitchen, but if you really wanted to make a scene out of it, it would be hot to be out in a lounge chair by the pool on a Sunday day. You’d take a few bites of ice cream then set the open pint down on the ground next to your lounge chair. After laying down and tanning for some time you would realize you were desperate to pee and would sit up on the chair and slide to the edge so your pussy was just off the edge of the chair pointing at the cup of ice cream. To anyone else it would just look like you were sitting on the edge of the chair but you’d pull your bikini aside and release a torrent of piss into the pint of ice cream (maybe you need a gallon of ice cream depending how much you pee). Afterwards you’d get up casually, put the lid back on the ice cream and put it back in the freezer (probably a personal freezer so no one else accidentally eats it). Then go back to tanning in the sun. 

[Remi 1,034]

@Klaudia99, the soon to be Pee-Chef 😀 Whats on the menu of your dreams? What kind of food do you have on your mind that you dream of refining with your pee? Ever tried making ice cubes with it for cold drinks? I once saw a vid of a girl peeing in her spaghetti and she claimed she ate it afterwards. Though i myself wouldn't like my own pee in foods tbh.

The use of it highly depends on the kind of pee i think. A sweeter or more diluted pee would probably fly well in cocktails, just as well as the alcohol induced pee after a girls night out for example 😅 Maybe an (ice) tea? The regular pee would, as already mentioned from others, do its job in anything that needs some salt or stronger flavour like soup.

Other than that you might try mixing a protein shake with more diluted pee. Those Iso clear or clear whey powders that create a drink that looks like some kind of lemonade and have typically more fruity flavours like peach and apple.

As for situations to do it in: Gym locker room. Think about having your powder in the shaker. Then its "oh no, forgot to fill it up with water at the front. No problem though.." and then proceed to pee in it and shake it. Imagine the looks you'd get. Other situations would be in a pot underneath you while you are cutting vegetables. As a guy it would probably be kind of funny to sit at the table with a large pot of soup in the middle and while sitting you go "needs more flavour" and pee into it with a high arch while still leaned back in your seat.

Edited February 24 by Remi

[Alpian 687]

One of my earliest erotic fantasies has been of women secretly peeing in food they were serving me. I've always been into female pee, not my own...

For it to remain a secret, it would have to be reasonable in quantity and go well with the food. Like adding to the water for cooking pasta, or moistening the flour when preparing a pizza dough like in that DDF picture set:

Another dream was them serving it instead of similar looking drink (champagne, beer, apple juice / cider...). If only one of the guests where served this special concoction, depending on the situation they might not dare to speak up despite noticing the difference 😉 I actually worked that bit into the draft of part 3 of my story "Naughty Pee Tales"...

Still unpublished and totally different is a scene from a potential continuation of my "Bunker Break" series (on Literotica, no link here as OT) - maybe this is more what you were looking for?

"Marianne understood that it would not be in her favor to suggest anything different now that both cousins had adopted the idea. She resented peeing on the poor vagabond’s stuff. He didn’t have much in the first place, and now they were going to wreak havoc on the little he had. But hiding her feelings, she boldly stepped up to the box, put one leg up, facing the open box with her legs wide apart.

“Wait, you should spread your inner labia, otherwise you’re going to make a big mess!” Jacqueline came to help, apparently experienced in unusual peeing positions.

Marianne suppressed her instinct to shy away as girl – almost a stranger to her – approached with her hand and slid it in her slit, gently rubbing along it, stimulating her clitoris and outer labia before finally carefully digging into her vagina and spreading her labia by slowly pulling towards her clitoris.

“Looks much better!” and she placed a soft kiss on the unsuspecting girl’s clitoral hood.

Jacqueline enjoyed this little intermezzo, as she sensed the intrusion into her victim’s intimate zone. A small, enjoyable torture, disguised as caring help.

Marianne couldn’t hold on anymore, and her swollen bladder pushed rather concentrated morning urine past her sphincter, her urethra pushing forward and releasing a gush of golden pee.

Isabelle had positioned herself almost in front of the girl and noticed a swelling of the vulvar vestibule before a torrent of hot piss shot forward, arching in about 45° angle into the contents of the box. Marianne was slightly vacillating in her unstable position, waving her stream from left to right, oscillating up and down. Everything in the box got drenched in yellow, fragrant girl’s pee. And Isabelle didn’t miss a moment, saving the situation on digital film for later use.

“Look how the pee is soaking into the clothes.” Jacqueline commented, standing next to Isabelle for the best view and to avoid being taking on photo. “And here the bread, it is all wet. The puddle of pee from the rice pack is slowly running off and soaking into it. Wow, here, the cereals in the cardboard box. Can you aim at it? I want to see you fill it with your pee!”

In her habit to follow orders, Marianne didn’t even notice what she was doing when she directed her stream, helping with her fingers at her labia, to the box Jacqueline had indicated.

“Here, I’m opening it for you!”

Isabelle couldn’t resist, she handed the camera to Jacqueline and held her hand in the streaming piss to open the box, and then even the plastic bag inside.

“Can you aim into this small hole?” she challenged her younger friend.

Marianne tried and succeeded – living on a farm, she was more used to peeing outside than her friends suspected. Her last five seconds of pee found their way into the jumbo pack of breakfast cereals, soaking the contents.

Looking at her friends, Marianne could see how she had won in their esteem, and felt proud after her accomplishment. She even felt a certain sensual tickle in her private parts, mixing excitement from doing something naughty and forbidden with the pleasure of being recognized and liked, and the sexual connotation of having achieved this by means of her vulva. She began to understand why the other girls liked it so much to pee in here and why the ladies had not avoided their accidents last week but taken undue pleasure in emptying their bladders on her.

Then she looked at the box and couldn’t help but feel compassionate about the damage their fun had caused. Damage to someone else, uninvolved. But somehow, it shocked her less than it had last week, even though it was infinitely meaner to consciously pee on clothes and food than accidentally peeing on an old, dirty mattress."

[Overlord 451]

I think it would be interesting to pee in some kind of punch or sangria bowl on a big party or even a gala dinner. Maybe pissing in the kitchen while preparing or even bluntly in front of the crowd, covered by accomplices.

Then watch the reaction of the guests. If they notice or not. Maybe they even compliment me and ask for the recipe? That would be awesome. 😂

[Zogan 233]

On 2/27/2024 at 11:32 PM, Overlord said:

I think it would be interesting to pee in some kind of punch or sangria bowl on a big party or even a gala dinner. Maybe pissing in the kitchen while preparing or even bluntly in front of the crowd, covered by accomplices.

Then watch the reaction of the guests. If they notice or not. Maybe they even compliment me and ask for the recipe? That would be awesome. 😂

I have had the same idea 🙂 I am just convinced that if a bowl is big enough, people tipsy, and Your piss diluted no one would notice anything.... 

[ItalianPeeFan 267]

One of my fantasies is a pee dinner, where my partner pees on food while we are eating. For example I would love eat a fresh fruit salad washed in her pee, or an hot soup with little spurts of her pee. I mean, every food is good to be made special with some little spurts of pee. 

I did it by myself... i often pee on a apple before eating it

[Peepeefan 30]

[Darlene 552]

On 2/19/2024 at 4:46 AM, Klaudia99 said:

 Hello everyone. I'm sorry I keep bringing up similar topics, but the thought of it really excites me. I hope I'm not boring you too much with this. I have a question: If you were offered the opportunity to pee on food, what would it be? And where would you like to pee on them (on the table, on the floor, or maybe in another interesting place). Please tell me something about this. Thank you in advance

Not to derail here but I have done my share of farting on cakes. The best ones are cheap standard buttercream icing sheet cakes. 

[Darlene 552]

On 3/10/2024 at 10:35 AM, Peepeefan said:

This is hot.

[Moore007 455]

On 2/19/2024 at 11:46 AM, Klaudia99 said:

 Hello everyone. I'm sorry I keep bringing up similar topics, but the thought of it really excites me. I hope I'm not boring you too much with this. I have a question: If you were offered the opportunity to pee on food, what would it be? And where would you like to pee on them (on the table, on the floor, or maybe in another interesting place). Please tell me something about this. Thank you in advance

Nothing pee-related is boring 😀 I’d arrange a fancy dinner with wine glasses, white cloth and and linen napkins on a table for 8 persons. I would be cheese, grapes, asparagus, white bread and shrimps on the table. Then I’d invite 8 friends 4 male and 4 female to pee all over the table and all the food 😀

[Klaudia99 317]

On 22.04.2024 at 09:25, Moore007 said:

Nic związanego z siusiu nie jest nudne 😀 Urządziłabym wykwintny obiad z kieliszkami do wina, białym obrusem i lnianymi serwetkami na stole dla 8 osób. Na stole byłbym ser, winogrona, szparagi, biały chleb i krewetki. Następnie zaprosiłbym 8 przyjaciół, 4 mężczyzn i 4 kobiety, aby nasikali po całym stole i całym jedzeniu 😀

I would like to stay with you as a guest

[Moore007 455]

1 hour ago, Klaudia99 said:

I would like to stay with you as a guest

 

[Moore007 455]

14 minutes ago, Moore007 said:

 

1 hour ago, Klaudia99 said:

I would like to stay with you as a guest

 I absolutely love your idea of peeing on food. Would love to arrange a real fancy dinner in a ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Hotel. Send me a PM 😀