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Why does this meme turn me on so fucking much?! 

Edited November 14, 2023 by just_a_pee_fan

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Is there something they're not telling us about Indian food?

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Didn't actually have all that much.

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11 minutes ago, likesToLick said:

Is there something they're not telling us about Indian food?

It's a Thai Buffet, and for the price of less than 6.50€.....

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On 11/13/2023 at 9:19 AM, Bacardi said:

If you aren't gonna beat on my back and booty like Donkey Kong beats on his bongos then just leave me alone. 

(If you will, then hmu 😏)

As you wish...

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12 hours ago, colette888 said:

It's a Thai Buffet, and for the price of less than 6.50€.....

Did you miss the "vag" ?

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On 11/14/2023 at 10:59 PM, likesToLick said:

Did you miss the "vag" ?

Vag or not-vag, I certainly miss that kind of food, which I simply adore!

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14 hours ago, likesToLick said:

And the pee-stains were removed biologically...

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A man playing on a new golf course got confused as to what hole he was on. He saw a lady playing ahead of him, so he walked up to her and asked if she knew what hole he was playing... She replied, “I’m on the 7th hole and you’re a hole behind me, so you must be on the 6th hole.”

He thanked her and went back to his golf.

On the back nine, the same thing happened and he approached the lady, again with the same request.

She said, “I’m on the 14th, you are a hole behind me, so you must be on the 13th.”

Once again, he thanked her.

He finished his round, went into the club house and saw the lady sitting at the end of the bar.

He went up to her and said, “Let me buy you a drink to show my appreciation for your help.”

He started a conversation and asked her what kind of work she did.

She said she was in sales and he said he was in sales also.

He asked what she sold.

She replied, “If I told you, you would only laugh.”

“No, I wouldn’t.” he said.

She said, “I sell tampons.”

With that he fell on the floor laughing so hard.

She said, “See, I knew you would laugh.”

“That’s not what I’m laughing at!” he replied. “I’m a toilet paper salesman, so I’m STILL one hole behind you!”

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8 hours ago, colette888 said:

Vag or not-vag, I certainly miss that kind of food, which I simply adore!

Thai food is my absolute favorite,  although I love Indian food too.   I think the pic is from one of the many Indian restaurants in Thailand.   "Thali" tasting selections are more of an Indian concept,  and the Naan bread is a bit of a give away too.  The prices in Thai baht are certainly very reasonable.

The joke was that they abbreviated "vegetarian" to "vag" as in vagina,  instead of veg.   Something that is immediately noticeable to a committed vagitarian 😉 like me.

 

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I have seen this happen.  I was swimming at an Australian beach,  along with about a hundred other people,  when it started to rain.   Almost everyone except me got out of the water and left the beach.   Maybe they thought rain attracts sharks?

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5 hours ago, likesToLick said:

Thai food is my absolute favorite,  although I love Indian food too.   I think the pic is from one of the many Indian restaurants in Thailand.   "Thali" tasting selections are more of an Indian concept,  and the Naan bread is a bit of a give away too.  The prices in Thai baht are certainly very reasonable.

The joke was that they abbreviated "vegetarian" to "vag" as in vagina,  instead of veg.   Something that is immediately noticeable to a committed vagitarian 😉 like me.

 

Growing up in northern England (hopefully others will relate to this) there was an older generation who were very traditional about their food.  None of this foreign stuff, and a very common expression describing their meal choice fits well...

I agree with them:    I very much enjoy "meat and two vag"

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10 hours ago, Tony89 said:

“Would you like cream with that?”

 

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48 minutes ago, gldenwetgoose said:

Growing up in northern England (hopefully others will relate to this) there was an older generation who were very traditional about their food.  None of this foreign stuff, and a very common expression describing their meal choice fits well...

I agree with them:    I very much enjoy "meat and two vag"

“Down ‘pit” - penetrative sex

”Trouble up at’ mill” - vibrator battery is flat

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7 hours ago, likesToLick said:

Thai food is my absolute favorite,  although I love Indian food too.   I think the pic is from one of the many Indian restaurants in Thailand.   "Thali" tasting selections are more of an Indian concept,  and the Naan bread is a bit of a give away too.  The prices in Thai baht are certainly very reasonable.

The joke was that they abbreviated "vegetarian" to "vag" as in vagina,  instead of veg.   Something that is immediately noticeable to a committed vagitarian 😉 like me.

 

I'm a Vagitarian too, no doubt, still that "pun" didn't really strike me, perhaps because I'm convinced pussies are quite edible...

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