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A child in a drawing lesson.

A little girl was in a drawing lesson. She was six and she was at the back, drawing, and the teacher noticed this little girl hardly ever paid attention, and in this drawing lesson she did. The teacher was fascinated and she went over to her and she said, "What are you drawing?" And the girl said, "I'm drawing a picture of God." And the teacher said, "But nobody knows what God looks like." And the girl said, "They will in a minute."

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A girl was a prostitute, but she didn’t want her grandma to know.

One day, the police raided a whole group of prostitutes at a sex party in a hotel and the girl was among them.

The police took them outside and had all the prostitutes line up along the driveway when suddenly, the girl’s grandma came by and saw her granddaughter.

Grandma asked, “Why are you standing in line here, dear?”

Not willing to let her grandmother know the truth,
the girl told her grandmother that the policemen were there passing out free oranges and she was just lining up for some.

“Why, that’s awfully nice of them. I think I’ll get some for myself,” and she proceeded to the back of the line.

A policeman was going down the line asking for information from all of the prostitutes.

When he got to Grandma, he was bewildered and exclaimed, “Wow, still going at it at your age? How do you do it?”

Grandma replied,

“Oh, it’s easy, dear. I just take my dentures out, rip the skin back and suck them dry.”

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38 minutes ago, colette888 said:

What about coke though? I heard they usually stash it up the ass. 😁

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McDonalds looks a little different in Thailand.  😁

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21 minutes ago, likesToLick said:

McDonalds looks a little different in Thailand.  😁

The Famous House where McPussies sell like hot-cakes.....

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50 minutes ago, TrashyToni said:

What about coke though? I heard they usually stash it up the ass. 😁

In that case he'd better make another check...

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21 minutes ago, colette888 said:

The Famous House where McPussies sell like hot-cakes.....

Burns your tongue if you dive into it too rapidly 

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On 7/19/2023 at 12:13 PM, likesToLick said:

Looks like the average American toilet to me. 

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On 8/7/2023 at 2:01 PM, likesToLick said:

Bet that’s where the term dickfishing comes from.

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On 8/5/2023 at 2:30 PM, Bacardi said:

Freedom units only 🇺🇲🫡🦅

 

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3 hours ago, oliver2 said:

Burns your tongue if you dive into it too rapidly 

... Unless you apply whipped-cream instead of Chilli sauce...

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12 minutes ago, colette888 said:

... Unless you apply whipped-cream instead of Chilli sauce...

Chilli sauce is too dom/sadistic, can I get a vanilla one?