Bacardi 9,116 Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 Do you hold it like a joint, or a cigarette? Personally, I prefer the joint 😁 4 Quote Link to post
avatar 371 Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 I know the Tweet is likely supposed to be a joke but to answer truthfully, neither. You hold whatever you smoke from below and your penis from above, totally different grips lol 2 2 Quote Link to post
mickymoist 3,334 Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 Often don't hold it at all, just let it do its thing 😁 1 2 Quote Link to post
Qwertyboy 185 Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 sometimes i just dont hold it at all and just spray whatever my target is and other times when its a little hard and grown enough, i will hold it with my whole hand and i can sorta feel it in my penis if that makes sense 1 3 Quote Link to post
Bacardi 9,116 Posted February 9, 2023 Author Share Posted February 9, 2023 31 minutes ago, avatar said: I know the Tweet is likely supposed to be a joke but to answer truthfully, neither. You hold whatever you smoke from below and your penis from above, totally different grips lol *my fantasies slowly die inside of me* 1 Quote Link to post
Chrissy89 1,195 Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 1 hour ago, Bacardi said: Do you hold it like a joint, or a cigarette? Personally, I prefer the joint 😁 Lmao!! 🤣🤣 Quote Link to post
LovesToWet 3,411 Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 I'm small so more like I'm using a pair of tweezers lol 2 1 Quote Link to post
Kupar 12,370 Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 14 minutes ago, LovesToWet said: I'm small so more like I'm using a pair of tweezers lol We *know* that's not true lol 1 Quote Link to post
gldenwetgoose 20,243 Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 Erm - how does one hold a joint ? I suspect neither in my case - usually two fingers below and thumb gently on top. 1 2 Quote Link to post
avatar 371 Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 6 minutes ago, gldenwetgoose said: Erm - how does one hold a joint ? I suspect neither in my case - usually two fingers below and thumb gently on top. I think the stereotypical joint grip is pinching it between your thumb and the index finger, like in the picture on the right. People will tell you it's about the shape or whatever, but in practice I've found it really doesn't matter how the hell you hold it. 1 1 Quote Link to post
Popular Post Kupar 12,370 Posted February 9, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted February 9, 2023 Err ... like a fire hose? 11 1 Quote Link to post
Popular Post gldenwetgoose 20,243 Posted February 9, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted February 9, 2023 Actually - I tend to hold mine more like the same way I use my left hand to support my camera (whilst doing a different kind of exposing and shooting). Of course the girth is a bit smaller in my case... 1 1 3 Quote Link to post
Chrissy89 1,195 Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 Guys, this is just fascinating from a females perspective 🤣 its making me jealous! 1 1 2 Quote Link to post
pguy2981 930 Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 I don't hold mine at all bc its not like it matters (unless you feel a hearty sneeze coming on). Let it spray where it may as I always say. 2 Quote Link to post
Euro 310 Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 I would add that it is rather temperature dependant Eg If it is V cold and you be outside and your fingers are cold, it's as much a matter of carefully fishing your shrunken dick out and not holding it much, if at all. Don't want to be making it any colder.... 3 Quote Link to post
Maclir 941 Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 It depends on what I'm wearing. If I'm naked, I just let it hang there. If I'm standing at a urinal, with m thg fly unzipped, my thumb on top, two fingers underneath, pushing down the elastic of my undies. Maybe you just need to see me in action, @Bacardi 1 Quote Link to post
Scot_Lover 1,786 Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 I …. Err, just let it do it’s thing, it’s kind of big enough not to be a problem. If it does need to be held, I have a willing helper, lol. At home though, I just sit on potty, that way I don’t get brain damage because I left the seat up. 1 3 Quote Link to post
Chrissy89 1,195 Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 7 minutes ago, Scot_Lover said: At home though, I just sit on potty, that way I don’t get brain damage because I left the seat up. Lmao!!! Quote Link to post
Popular Post Kupar 12,370 Posted February 9, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted February 9, 2023 This thread has reminded me of my riposte to an insult that has never happened ... I'm waiting for the moment when, stood at a urinal, struggling with my fly, someone says to me with a smirk "Having difficulty finding it?" ... ... to which my lightning fast reply is "No. Having difficulty lifting it." It'll never happen I know. 5 Quote Link to post
Popular Post Bacardi 9,116 Posted February 9, 2023 Author Popular Post Share Posted February 9, 2023 Me and my twin @Chrissy89 taking down all the useful information in this post to discuss thoroughly later: 6 Quote Link to post
Bacardi 9,116 Posted February 9, 2023 Author Share Posted February 9, 2023 3 minutes ago, Kupar said: This thread has reminded me of my riposte to an insult that has never happened ... I'm waiting for the moment when, stood at a urinal, struggling with my fly, someone says to me with a smirk "Having difficulty finding it?" ... ... to which my lightning fast reply is "No. Having difficulty lifting it." It'll never happen I know. Until the day you walk into the bathroom and I'm at the urinal just waiting to ask you this question. We will make your dreams come true, Kupar! Don't worry! 2 2 Quote Link to post
Chrissy89 1,195 Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 Just now, Bacardi said: Me and my twin @Chrissy89 taking down all the useful information in this post to discuss thoroughly later: Absolutely! @gldenwetgoose with his camera hand (could have guessed that) @Kuparwith his fire hose 😳 @Scot_Lover @pguy2981and @Maclir who just don’t … yous ain’t getting near my toilet! Quote Link to post
Kupar 12,370 Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 3 minutes ago, Bacardi said: Until the day you walk into the bathroom and I'm at the urinal just waiting to ask you this question. We will make your dreams come true, Kupar! Don't worry! 😍 You can even help find, err, lift it for me if you like @Bacardi! 1 2 1 Quote Link to post
hold_on 115 Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 I'm on the small side too so since mine doesn't "hang", I have to push it down slightly to make sure I pee into the toilet 😂 2 Quote Link to post
Scot_Lover 1,786 Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 4 minutes ago, Chrissy89 said: Absolutely! @gldenwetgoose with his camera hand (could have guessed that) @Kuparwith his fire hose 😳 @Scot_Lover @pguy2981and @Maclir who just don’t … yous ain’t getting near my toilet! Rofl. C’mon, just because I don’t need to hold it doesn’t mean it’s not aimed well, but I’ll sit down if you like. 2 Quote Link to post
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