Ultimate Hotel Poll

[GenericUsername 1,108]

This is a poll for where you have pissed in hotel rooms. It has almost everything, save for a few places that are too extreme.

[Bacardi 10,133]

Hopefully one day my contribution won't be as boring as it was lol. Last year I managed to have some alone time in a hotel and peed a few times in the little trashcan under the sink. Lots of paper towels were there to absorb the mess, but I couldn't fathom leaving it there for the maids to clean up so I dumped whatever remained in the sink.

[GenericUsername 1,108]

2 hours ago, Bacardi said:

Hopefully one day my contribution won't be as boring as it was lol. Last year I managed to have some alone time in a hotel and peed a few times in the little trashcan under the sink. Lots of paper towels were there to absorb the mess, but I couldn't fathom leaving it there for the maids to clean up so I dumped whatever remained in the sink.

I had a similar experience with limited alone time in the room. I peed a little in the closet and then cleaned it up with paper towels and alcohol wipes. Not exactly epic fun but better than nothing.

[PPrince 153]

I love pissing in hotels! Gets me hard just thinking about my next trip. 

[Sexismygod 1,782]

An interesting survey ... I've used every listed spot except behind the tv, in the mini fridge and in the bin.  I've also peed on & out of windows, in the hallway, in the lift, in the car park, in the pool, in the gym, in the lobby, in the restaurant, and in the bar ... so, yeah, everywhere except those three.  🤟

[GenericUsername 1,108]

2 hours ago, Sexismygod said:

An interesting survey ... I've used every listed spot except behind the tv, in the mini fridge and in the bin.  I've also peed on & out of windows, in the hallway, in the lift, in the car park, in the pool, in the gym, in the lobby, in the restaurant, and in the bar ... so, yeah, everywhere except those three.  🤟

Wow, did you ever have an issue where someone found pee in the room?

[puddyls 26,253]

2 hours ago, GenericUsername said:

Wow, did you ever have an issue where someone found pee in the room?

i don't know what it was, but there was wet carpet in the room i stayed at in las vegas one time. 😲 i think it was at the sahara. i was actually really disappointed at the general cleanliness and accommodation of a big name strip hotel like that. found what looked like blood on the curtains and crumbs in one of the beds. plus i felt like the whole place was kinda blah. i've been to motel 6's that felt 5-star in comparison. lol. 

5 hours ago, Sexismygod said:

An interesting survey ... I've used every listed spot except behind the tv, in the mini fridge and in the bin.  I've also peed on & out of windows, in the hallway, in the lift, in the car park, in the pool, in the gym, in the lobby, in the restaurant, and in the bar ... so, yeah, everywhere except those three.  🤟

i wasn't going to elaborate, but i was kinda surprised the survey only included 'in-room accommodations.' 😂 

[thisguy20 937]

During my last hotel stay I peed somewhere in the room not listed in the poll: in the toilet tank!

[Sexismygod 1,782]

21 hours ago, GenericUsername said:

Wow, did you ever have an issue where someone found pee in the room?

If anyone found pee in my room, they never said anything. I try not to leave obvious traces behind.  I've found plenty of stains (work travel isn't always glamorous) but never an actual puddle.  

[Sexismygod 1,782]

18 hours ago, puddyls said:

i don't know what it was, but there was wet carpet in the room i stayed at in las vegas one time. 😲 i think it was at the sahara. i was actually really disappointed at the general cleanliness and accommodation of a big name strip hotel like that. found what looked like blood on the curtains and crumbs in one of the beds. plus i felt like the whole place was kinda blah. i've been to motel 6's that felt 5-star in comparison. lol. 

i wasn't going to elaborate, but i was kinda surprised the survey only included 'in-room accommodations.' 😂 

I hear that ... some "luxury hotels" can be less than one expects.

I like to think we both share a taste for adventure in a hotel.  So much more to explore than your room.  😎

[zorba3189 5,362]

If carpeted room, just pull the couch or armchair away from the wall,  can squat down there and when you are done just push the couch or chair back over the damp patch.  No maid is going to pull furniture away from walls when they clean.  And the patch will be mostly dry by morning anyway.  I’ve been known to leave a couch pulled away from the wall my entire stay to use (many pees) before putting back in place before check out.  
 

If no carpet, can take one of the couch cushions, unzip it and carefully pee into the cushion, then zip back up and set back in place.  
 

If you are careful there is no danger.  
 

Good luck and keep us posted!!  Kisses!

[Pinguy94 104]

Pretty sure you can no longer get away with it but at last place I was at said there would be an extra charge if a child wet the bed.. how about an adult 😂😂😂😂 I used to work in various locations and they would put us up in hotels I would often wet the bed felt damn good

[Remi 1,034]

Depends on the kind of hotel room and how it is equipped. 

If it is carpeted then as already suggested move the furniture, mark your spot and put the piece of furniture back into place. 

If there is no carpet but tiles or something similar you could just go on the floor and leave it for some time before actually cleaning it up. Imagine waking up in the middle of the night because you have to pee so bad and you just move to the edge of the bed with your legs spread and piss off the bed right onto the floor spraying everywhere without a care and then going back to sleep right away. Waking up to a naughty mess on the floor.

Maybe pee into a drawer. Even when you dry it with a towel/toilet paper right away and there is no visible damage done i think its pretty naughty knowing your pee is on the surface and went into the little cracks and it probably gets used a few times before it actually gets cleaned by the service if at all.

You could also try to practice peeing in the toilet while standing up.

And finally if you got those long curtains, preferrably in a darker color, you might aswell pee a bit on those. No one will suspect 'water damage' on a curtain.

Have fun and let us know how it worked out in the end.

Edit: basically you can pee everywhere as long as you don't release your full amount in one spot. One little pee stream here on the wall, a little dribble under the table etc. Split it up if you got no other choice, this will make it almost unnoticeable. Take care.

Edited April 10, 2023 by Remi

[zorba3189 5,362]

3 hours ago, epdreamgirl said:

awesome! theres a pull out couch and were thinking maybe we could have pee fun on there then fold it up, any other precautions you suggest we take with that?

Be careful peeing on the pullout bed that it doesn’t leak through onto the floor and is obvious after folding up the couch.  But that’s an awesome idea I haven’t thought of!  
 

Fuck, I’m getting horny just thinking about it.  Happy wetting!!

[zorba3189 5,362]

Oh, another thing I just of.   Be careful with the pull out bed.  After you fold it up your pee won’t dry very much.  And when the maid opens the couch up to change the sheets it will still be very wet.   Maybe could dribble a little bit.   But if you want to fully empty your bladder, I’d recommend peeing on the carpet in an obscure spot.   

12 minutes ago, zorba3189 said:

Be careful peeing on the pullout bed that it doesn’t leak through onto the floor and is obvious after folding up the couch.  But that’s an awesome idea I haven’t thought of!  
 

Fuck, I’m getting horny just thinking about it.  Happy wetting!!

 

[Weatherman74 128]

I stay in hotels quite often and first thing I do when I checked in is using the sink. There is always a a great desperation after a long drive, so I enter the room and go straight to the bathroom in order to "baptize" the room 🙂. Standing there, releasing without using my hands, watching it flow in the mirror makes me relax and get ready for more hotel pee adventures.

There are so many naughty places to pee in a hotel.

There are many tips from our peefriends for peeing inside the room. If you like to pee outside the room, watch out for cameras!
I love to have quick pees in the elevator, the parking garage or even in the hotel hallway. Once i found a cupboard with a drawer in the hallway, waited until the automatic lights turned off, opened the drawer and had a quick pee inside. The next morning when i went to breakfast, I took a look into the drawer. A hardly visible stain was still there, but unvisible for someone who doesn't know what happened here the night before. It is a horny naughty feeling when people come across as I had a look into the drawer ....

Also, sometimes there are big plant pots in hotel hallways where you can have a pee, protected by the plant itself.

Have fun and let us know where and how you made it 🙂

[Peefun 774]

I think the key is to be fully hydrated so your pee doesn't smell - at that point peeing on pretty much anything that will dry out is an option.

[nenTyp 657]

For something naughty yet totally hidden use any and all containers such as glasses, kettles, mugs, decorative vases, ice containers.

Additionally any towels you use or maybe designate some just for piss.

You can also spray ant surface in the bathroom without fear fpr anything beyond you might get a charge but I still hope you try the pull out Couch. it is a lovely idea. 

[GenericUsername 1,108]

Spraying glasses and mugs kind of goes too far. It’s a biohazard for the next guests. Most of the other suggestions on here seem fair. Have fun!!!

[GenericUsername 1,108]

You could also try peeing in the room’s coat closet. That’s where I peed during the only time I got to experiment with this. I think the closet smelled like dried piss before I even opened it hahaha

[Peetrickx 84]

You could use the hallway, elevator or staircase and nobody would know that it is your puddle on the floor. 

[GenericUsername 1,108]

That’s much riskier because they all got security cameras. If you wanna walk naked in the hallway and piss, then go back to 1970 😢

[Peesfully 237]

— under furniture, always pretty safe.

— in a sofa-bed: after pulling out bed, see if you can move the head of the mattress and pee in that space. If the floor under there gets wet no one will know.

— every surface in a bathroom, or on a hard surface floor. You can easily clean those with a towel.

— use a mattress protector and pee in bed. You won’t be charged for wet sheets, but a wet mattress may cause problems. You could leave the protector there, which would show the staff that you cared about not damaging the mattress.

— some have suggested peeing the bed and then flipping the mattress before checking out… I haven’t tried this to see if it works.

— curtains, sure, unless your pee is smelly.

— drawers, if you like, but you can also remove the drawers and pee into the dresser where they were.

— public areas: any carpeted areas where there aren’t cameras. Or on the floor next to an ice machine where it would look like a water leak.

[gldenwetgoose 21,487]

On the public areas point - let’s be realistic without being negative. 

It’s true that a lot of areas will have CCTV coverage, but that doesn’t mean someone is watching every camera 24/7.

And if @epdreamgirl chose to wear a skirt or dress, it’d be the easiest thing in the world to crouch down in a corridor, hunting through a bag or tying a shoelace whilst unleashing a full bladder on the carpet beneath.

[Peesfully 237]

21 minutes ago, GenericUsername said:

That’s much riskier because they all got security cameras. If you wanna walk naked in the hallway and piss, then go back to 1970 😢

But it can be done wearing clothes. Guys can face away from a camera, pretend to be checking their phone, while peeing out the fly of a pair of shorts. Gals can let pee run down their legs under a skirt. Almost certainly, no one is watching all those camera feeds in real time. And if they are, each camera view is a tiny image on a multiple image screen. The footage is there in case a crime or other problem happens and they need to go back and check it.