Ladies of the forum, do you spread your lips while routinely peeing?

[Guest labialover]

I think this is something exclusive to porn, but I am curious to know if it's common for the ladies on the forum...

[Peewee123 1,125]

Nope there’s no need. Just sit and go!

[Sophie 24,413]

Nope, I just sit and pee. Why would I part my labia? 

[Guest labialover]

If a guy was watching, would that change things?

[likesToLick 10,216]

5 hours ago, Sophie said:

Nope, I just sit and pee. Why would I part my labia? 

Ahhh Sophie.  With just two little sentences you create an image that makes my heart skip a beat on the far side of the world.   Such power you have.  🥰

[ukpeegirl86 3,031]

 Not generally but I will if I’m in a naughty mood and peeing for fun and want to get a good distance. 

[Dr.P 1,473]

Interesting question for you ladies, from labialover. As a straight male, I am not qualified to answer. But one of my gf's had a habit which I think was unusual for women. As the last part of her preparation for peeing, she would spread her labia, and then allow them to relax, back to their normal position, before starting her stream, at least while I was watching. I thought it was cute and sexy, and I asked her why she did it. "It keeps it neater," she said. "If I don't do it, my lips sometimes stick together, and make my stream spray, or go in the wrong direction, and get my legs all wet." I had actually seen that happen, when she had to pee, in a hurry, and skipped spreading her labia. 

Comments from you ladies?

Dr. P.

[DoctorDoctor 1,391]

Yep, as a guy, I have witnessed this too.  The woman I observed did not spread her labia, but quickly swiped a finger between them before starting peeing.  I laugingly asked if that was some sort of quick, single swipe masturbation and she told me it was to make sure that they weren't stuck together before peeing.

[rockdyke 169]

As others have said, not when I go generally. Different when with a partner though 😛

[Peewee123 1,125]

On 1/21/2022 at 12:45 AM, Dr.P said:

Interesting question for you ladies, from labialover. As a straight male, I am not qualified to answer. But one of my gf's had a habit which I think was unusual for women. As the last part of her preparation for peeing, she would spread her labia, and then allow them to relax, back to their normal position, before starting her stream, at least while I was watching. I thought it was cute and sexy, and I asked her why she did it. "It keeps it neater," she said. "If I don't do it, my lips sometimes stick together, and make my stream spray, or go in the wrong direction, and get my legs all wet." I had actually seen that happen, when she had to pee, in a hurry, and skipped spreading her labia. 

Comments from you ladies?

Dr. P.

I can see why someone might do that, perhaps they find it happens often. I just sit and go, however occasionally I go and it sprays or hits my leg and then yes a quick rearrange is necessary. However it happens like once or twice a year so I don’t routinely do it. 

[puddyls 26,317]

usually no. 

[glad1 2,835]

1 minute ago, puddyls said:

usually no. 

But how often do you do things the usual way? 🤣

[hold_on 133]

28 minutes ago, Peewee123 said:

I can see why someone might do that, perhaps they find it happens often. I just sit and go, however occasionally I go and it sprays or hits my leg and then yes a quick rearrange is necessary. However it happens like once or twice a year so I don’t routinely do it. 

Might be similar to what happens when sometimes the skin near the penis hole gets kind of misaligned and you can sometimes shoot off in a weird direction 😃

[Peewee123 1,125]

17 hours ago, hold_on said:

Might be similar to what happens when sometimes the skin near the penis hole gets kind of misaligned and you can sometimes shoot off in a weird direction 😃

Sounds like it yeh 🤣

[Masseur Messy 32]

From the replies it seems that some women will spray their pee and pee messy when pulling the labia open, while pee in a neat stream when not parting the labia. Others however pee messy when NOT parting their labia, and will pee in a neat stream when parting them. That’s a lot of variety 😲

for the ladies who don’t part labia, is messiness ever an issue for you?

[Peewee123 1,125]

56 minutes ago, Masseur Messy said:

for the ladies who don’t part labia, is messiness ever an issue for you?

No my stream is clean and goes straight down. I’m sure I watched a tv program where the doctor said the inner labia help direct the flow of pee. it was a plastic surgery show and the woman wanted a designer vagina and he warned her it could make peeing messier if they were gone/too short like she wanted. But maybe I dreamt that 🤣

[Dr.P 1,473]

Masseur Messy said, "From the replies it seems that some women will spray their pee and pee messy when pulling the labia open, while pee in a neat stream when not parting the labia. Others however pee messy when NOT parting their labia, and will pee in a neat stream when parting them. That’s a lot of variety 😲"

Very good point, in favor of our fetish, the nearly infinite variety of anatomies and effects upon pee streams. No wonder so many of us are fascinated by it! It seems that every woman has a unique style, although there are similarities. Lovely!  

Dr. P.

[glad1 2,835]

1 hour ago, Peewee123 said:

No my stream is clean and goes straight down. I’m sure I watched a tv program where the doctor said the inner labia help direct the flow of pee. it was a plastic surgery show and the woman wanted a designer vagina and he warned her it could make peeing messier if they were gone/too short like she wanted. But maybe I dreamt that 🤣

I'm not a real doctor, but I've played one.  In my preparation for the role, I had dreams like that, too. 😆

[sd91 889]

I don't, but I do like what I call 'The Pee V'...

If I'm not using the toilet, I will place my hand around the pubic area, not on the vagina, and pull backwards. I often do this using an upside down V shape like the picture (which also shows the right place, but maybe a bit close). Combined with being a 'forward pee'er', it just means that the pee clears me and I rarely have splashback. Sometimes I just do it with my whole hand.

On the toilet there's no reason to do any of this. At least for me as I don't have big lips.

[Dr.P 1,473]

@sd91, As a 'forward pee'er,' do you ever get splashback from the seat or front of the toilet? 

[toseepee 775]

Not a lady, but I do have labia, so I'll weigh in.

My hypothesis is that it depends on your anatomy (size and position of labia, whether your pee stream tends to go forward or straight down) and how you pee (if you hover, or sit on the toilet, or if you are not using a toilet at all).

For instance I have inner labia that are larger than the barely-there labia popular in porn. So they tend to get wet if I don't part them. It's usually not something I worry about unless I'm about to have sex, in which case I don't want my bits to have gotten soaked with pee (at least not yet anyway 😅) so I part them. I also part them if I'm peeing outside without tp available. If I part them, there is little need for tp, because it all just shoots out neatly. Feels cleaner. Maybe others with larger labia also feel this is more hygenic.

I don't usually hover, because when I do, one of two things happens:

1) I don't part my labia and pee runs absolutely everywhere down my legs. Really bad!

2) I part my labia and my pee shoots forward, hitting the toilet rim and or my pants. Also really bad!

I suspect that other people might find that parting their labia helps to angle their piss better when hovering.

[oliver2 4,422]

4 hours ago, toseepee said:

unless I'm about to have sex, in which case I don't want my bits to have gotten soaked with pee (at least not yet anyway 😅)

😉🥰

[sd91 889]

13 hours ago, Dr.P said:

@sd91, As a 'forward pee'er,' do you ever get splashback from the seat or front of the toilet? 

I don't think I've hit the seat much, like less than 5 times ever, and I've only had splashback when I've been pissing hard, forcing it out which is very deliberate and avoidable.

[Eliminature 5,209]

I do part my labia, but I stand to pee so I have to. I'd just spray everywhere otherwise. 

[Guest labialover]

3 hours ago, Eliminature said:

I do part my labia, but I stand to pee so I have to. I'd just spray everywhere otherwise. 

Would you ever let a guy help out with that?