Pee fun you can enjoy discretely! - (An ideas thread)

[jmatthews1995 3,648]

So, I thought I'd create a thread dedicated to coming up with fun ways to enjoy pee discretely so people don't know but you can still have fun.

I'll start with a couple of ideas and update as and add more if I think of any more. Please add if you think of anything fun. 😄  

1) Peeing and not wiping / shaking. It feels naughty as you're purposely making yourself a pissy mess, but no one has any idea. You can go for a whole day and it's not even detectable!

2) Wetting in a swimsuit / bikini / swim shorts when in the showers after a swim. (I've done this after finishing the shower, and then got dressed while still pissy! No one would have a clue!

3) Letting out tiny little spurts in really dark clothing. Works really well in any leather clothing such as a leather skirt or trousers.

 

Any other fun suggestions?

[Paulypeeps 5,287]

My favourite for this is peeing down my legs while chatting with someone who does not know that I am doing it. Chatting with tourists in the pub can be so much fun.

Fishnet stockings are key to me getting away with it because nothing shows even when pee is flowing very freely as they act like a wick, and my open heels let it all flow invisibly into the carpet.

[Kupar 13,339]

So I think skirt-wearers have an advantage over the trouser-clad in this regard, but sitting on a public bench when it's warm enough to wear shorts and peeing on to the ground through the leg opening. I've done that a couple of times and it's fun. 

[Guest ShyPeeMan]

1 hour ago, Kupar said:

So I think skirt-wearers have an advantage over the trouser-clad in this regard, but sitting on a public bench when it's warm enough to wear shorts and peeing on to the ground through the leg opening. I've done that a couple of times and it's fun. 

I envy you as I can't manage that...I'm not big enough lol

[Kupar 13,339]

19 minutes ago, ShyPeeMan said:

I envy you as I can't manage that...I'm not big enough lol

Your shorts just aren't short enough 😉 

[Guest ShyPeeMan]

38 minutes ago, Kupar said:

Your shorts just aren't short enough 😉 

I'lll have to try a mankini

[RDC 212]

On 11/25/2021 at 5:29 PM, jmatthews1995 said:

So, I thought I'd create a thread dedicated to coming up with fun ways to enjoy pee discretely so people don't know but you can still have fun.

I'll start with a couple of ideas and update as and add more if I think of any more. Please add if you think of anything fun. 😄  

1) Peeing and not wiping / shaking. It feels naughty as you're purposely making yourself a pissy mess, but no one has any idea. You can go for a whole day and it's not even detectable!

2) Wetting in a swimsuit / bikini / swim shorts when in the showers after a swim. (I've done this after finishing the shower, and then got dressed while still pissy! No one would have a clue!

3) Letting out tiny little spurts in really dark clothing. Works really well in any leather clothing such as a leather skirt or trousers.

 

Any other fun suggestions?

Interesting topic! I like the first idea a lot and I practise it pretty much all the time. after peeing I purposely make sure there are some drops left which then end up in my underwear during my activities. In general I drink a lot of water, so the pee is somewhat dilluted, which keeps penetrating odours away. After all, I don't want to give away my 'secret' to my colleagues or family. When I know I'll be alone for a decent amount of time I also sometimes let go a couple of small spurts while I carry on with my routines. Many times it results in a complete wetting session with a 'happy ending' before going to sleep... 

[gldenwetgoose 21,487]

Always interesting to see the sheer variety of ways Pee is enjoyed very differently across the site.

Reading the title 'Pee Fun' and the opening statement "...fun ways to enjoy pee discretely so people don't know..."  a completely different set of ideas sprang to mind, based on what I personally enjoy.  And for me, it's quite different from wetting.

- Usually for me the discrete part means just that I'm enjoying whilst there's a near zero chance of being detected - so browsing here or other sites whilst home alone, peeing outside when I know I'm alone.

However the 'discretely' suggests something a little more creative than just enjoying behind a locked door.  That's too easy.  So, perhaps when other people are about:-

- Discretely watching video clips or browsing photos when in a semi-public place, screen turned away from onlookers of course.

- Perhaps live chatting with like minded individuals which can be done a little more openly - after all who questions anyone typing on a phone.

- People watching - in a public place, wondering what people's (well, ladies') pee habits are, are they pee shy or exhibitionist?  Would they pee outside if needed?  What type of underwear are they wearing?   Are they desperate now?  When was the last time they pee'd other than a toilet?

- Dreaming up situations for fictional stories - usually based on a real situation, often fuelled by the people watching outcomes in public places.

- Holding up to a point, and in my case imagining the predicament of a lady needing to pee.  Maybe peeing somewhere extra discrete like behind the car in an underground car park or behind a tree. (Discrete in that sense for me being out of view).

That's me, and of course everyone is different.

[Alfresco 11,631]

I love the idea of peeing right in front of people but them not realising what you are doing.   I have just posted something in the men peeing section where I peed on a bench right next to a busy road but was discrete by having a suitably placed split in my trouser seams.   I put it in the men peeing section rather than here because I've included pictures:

 

[Peesfully 237]

My favorite discrete/stealth pee is under the table in a restaurant, which is easy in a skirt or with cock out the leg hole of loose shorts. Can easily empty a full bladder that way if you're careful about sight angles from others in the room. Big bonus points for doing this while dining with someone at the table who is oblivious to the fact.  Once my pee stream made enough noise that a customer turned around to look... I made a slurping noise with my drink & straw to distract from the other sound!

Also: -- walking the beach after swimming, or around a pool after coming out of it, you are dripping water anyway so pee is not noticed. You can be walking right next to people and happily peeing away (though not forcefully, as that might make a noise).

-- sitting on the grass wearing a skirt; even when very close to others; the skirt hides everything.

-- sometimes in a sandwich or pizza shop you order standing in front of a partition wall 4 feet or so high. If there are no cameras or others behind you, you can pee while ordering or paying or waiting for your food.

[Alfresco 11,631]

9 hours ago, Peesfully said:

Also: -- walking the beach after swimming, or around a pool after coming out of it, you are dripping water anyway so pee is not noticed. You can be walking right next to people and happily peeing away (though not forcefully, as that might make a noise).

Totally with you on this one.   I have peed in that situation many times including whilst queuing for slides at a water park or just walking around.

9 hours ago, Peesfully said:

sometimes in a sandwich or pizza shop you order standing in front of a partition wall 4 feet or so high. If there are no cameras or others behind you, you can pee while ordering or paying or waiting for your food.

Only done this one once - that was in a fish and chip shop when it was raining and there were already odd puddles and drips on the floor - but there were more after I had completed my order.

9 hours ago, Peesfully said:

My favorite discrete/stealth pee is under the table in a restaurant,

Have done that a couple of times and it is definitely a thrill.   I did a full pee on the floor at a wedding reception under the cover of a table.  It was held in a marquee and the flooring was a temporary carpet which served well to absorb the pee whilst the tablecloth hid what I was doing.  

 

[jeffpicard 134]

On 11/25/2021 at 4:29 PM, jmatthews1995 said:

So, I thought I'd create a thread dedicated to coming up with fun ways to enjoy pee discretely so people don't know but you can still have fun.

I'll start with a couple of ideas and update as and add more if I think of any more. Please add if you think of anything fun. 😄  

1) Peeing and not wiping / shaking. It feels naughty as you're purposely making yourself a pissy mess, but no one has any idea. You can go for a whole day and it's not even detectable!

2) Wetting in a swimsuit / bikini / swim shorts when in the showers after a swim. (I've done this after finishing the shower, and then got dressed while still pissy! No one would have a clue!

3) Letting out tiny little spurts in really dark clothing. Works really well in any leather clothing such as a leather skirt or trousers.

 

Any other fun suggestions?

Discrete peeing is fantastic.....I've  enjoyed it many times........Your idea no.1), not shaking afterwards, is something I enjoy daily, letting the dribbles wet my underpants

I love the feeling of warm, and damp down there.

But letting go when the person you're talking to doesn't know is really exciting.....some time ago, I was working in the garden all day, and didn't visit the toilet at all, I just let go, and let it run down my legs.

During the afternoon my neighbour, an 84 year old lady wanted to chat, and with a 4 foot hedge between us ,we chatted, during which I needed to pee....so I just let it happen,

the not pee running down both legs, soaking my trousers.

[stan4444 530]

My Girl would nonchalantly pee at house parties where the lines for the toilet were long.she usually had on a skirt and very light panties, and did not once use the toilet. She would often let out a dribble in her panties while chatting to soemone.

[colette888 6,967]

15 hours ago, stan4444 said:

My Girl would nonchalantly pee at house parties where the lines for the toilet were long.she usually had on a skirt and very light panties, and did not once use the toilet. She would often let out a dribble in her panties while chatting to soemone.

That's exactly my Style... I often do the same while dancing in crowded situations... 

[Sroodtuo 13]

Dark clothing usually makes the wet less detectable. I've spent entire days in a pair of black shorts out and about doing my normal daily things around town. Just casually letting little spurts go throughout the day. Just enough to keep things nice a damp down there. As soon as it starts to dry out a little get it nice and damp again! Hot as hell and nobody knows your little secret. 

[Bacardi 10,134]

I've enjoyed peeing while showering when my husband is in there with me or in the bathroom doing whatever. One of my favorite times was when I asked him to get me a towel and I was standing over the wall of the tub with one foot on the bath mat. While he handed it to me I peed 😁 some of it did end up on the mat but I didn't really care. I just stepped on it when I got out to make it look like it was a part of my shower water!

[Sexismygod 1,782]

Rainy days are great for a discreet pee.  A raincoat will usually extend to just below crotch level allowing anyone, even us guys, to take advantage of the existing puddles.  I've even managed to do it standing next to strangers.

I agree with @gldenwetgoose ... I often take my iPad with me to hotel bars and public areas, and it's fun to surf or chat with people all around.

And, of course, a good walk in the countryside must be celebrated with an outdoor pee.  I try to do it openly if there's no one else around.

[InOddPlaces 307]

A favourite is peeing myself whilst out walking alone in the countryside. I’ll drink a lot of water before going out for an evening walk, holding the pee in as long as I can and then letting it leak out as I walk along. Stress incontinence comes into play in a big way due to the physical exertion when climbing over stiles or on difficult ground and I cannot stop myself from peeing.

I’m usually out for a couple of hours so I’ll take extra water to make me pee more, rather than just enough to replace body liquids. The trousers I wear don’t show that they are wet so I can do all this without fear of being noticed if I pass anyone, indeed on a couple of occasions I’ve been wetting to relive bladder pressure when I’ve met people along the path, peeing whist we exchange greetings and go on our way.

Towards the end of the walk I’ll flood my trousers with the rest of the pee and walk back through the village with no-one having a clue what I’ve just done!

When swimming I’ll just pee whenever I need to, no matter who's around. At the beach it's either sitting on the sand or walking around, not looking down or reacting to what I'm doing. At the leisure centre I'll engage in desperation play and leak as I'm playing around, in or out the water. No-one knows that it's pee on your legs!

Summertime water fights are another favourite, just wetting myself as I'm already soaked from the fight!

Another summer one is to discretely relieve myself whilst wearing shorts. Done it a few times at a local pub which has an outdoor grass area with picnic tables. Made sure I couldn't be viewed from the other tables, shorts pulled slightly to the side and let it slowly flow. Other times I've been talking to someone over a hedge and just let go without them having a clue!

In my younger days (teens/early 20's) I would keep my underwear damp by regularly peeing small drops. Stopped doing this when I finished education as it's not so appropriate for workplaces, but in college and uni no-one cared (if they knew, which was unlikely).

[bbguvus 16]

I have a really old thing of diapers in my house, and sometimes if i really need to pee ill put one on and go out just to see how long i can hold it before i let all of it out into the diaper. Its really great because normally ill be in a place where peeing would make an absolute mess, but because it the diaper i get away with it completely. Afterwards ilk normally hump the diaper and if im really ready i’ll take it off and lick it while touching myself. its so great