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[Vassal 1,471]

Caught this in the wild. It was an extra long bathroom for some reason, didn't expect to get the red... black carpet treatment for a urinal. I couldn't help but let a spurt out onto it. Would have pissed completely on it but these mats are heavy and having had to put them out you're often clutching it to your chest and didn't want to do that to a poor fast food worker.

[Paulypeeps 5,287]

2 hours ago, Vassal said:

Caught this in the wild. It was an extra long bathroom for some reason, didn't expect to get the red... black carpet treatment for a urinal. I couldn't help but let a spurt out onto it. Would have pissed completely on it but these mats are heavy and having had to put them out you're often clutching it to your chest and didn't want to do that to a poor fast food worker.

That mat looks like the ochy in front of a dartboard - is a competion urinal?

[A_AShes 538]

1 hour ago, Paulypeeps said:

That mat looks like the ochy in front of a dartboard - is a competion urinal?

Might be a...ReFreshing Mat?

[Vassal 1,471]

Nah, it was just a standard restaurant/retail non-slip mat.

Definitely thought about standing back a few feet to piss into the urinal but again I didn't want to make a mess for a poor fast food worker.

[Bacardi 10,133]

Me and my dream partner. 

[oliver2 4,418]

8 minutes ago, Bacardi said:

Me and my dream partner. 

… this is about female ejaculation, right? 😙

[Bacardi 10,133]

1 minute ago, oliver2 said:

… this is about female ejaculation, right? 😙

I sure hope so.

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On 11/21/2023 at 8:59 PM, Vassal said:

Caught this in the wild. It was an extra long bathroom for some reason, didn't expect to get the red... black carpet treatment for a urinal. I couldn't help but let a spurt out onto it. Would have pissed completely on it but these mats are heavy and having had to put them out you're often clutching it to your chest and didn't want to do that to a poor fast food worker.

Not sure whether that makes it more or less apealing to piss into the urinal from 2m away as I usually do. 🤔

[MC Cumzy 1,641]

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[Bacardi 10,133]

Found in a cat Facebook group of mine. Obviously cats was not the first thing I thought of when I saw it 🤣

I love Christmas and would never dream about peeing on my tree (it's pretty and expensive lol) but I absolutely love the idea of peeing on a little Christmas tree with a festive pee pad skirt 🥰

[Hidengo 277]

He’s missing out. 
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8Pve6LQ/

[MC Cumzy 1,641]

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[Pisslover40 1,264]

[ABBYPEEGODDESS 1,746]

3 hours ago, Pisslover40 said:

That something I would do Ive piss in many urinals when I get the chance to sneak in I usually piss far away since I feel the urinals are very dirty 

[MC Cumzy 1,641]

[Bacardi 10,133]

7 minutes ago, MC Cumzy said:

 

 

Why don't my irl friends ever send me piss videos like this 🙄

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[MC Cumzy 1,641]

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