If you could direct a pee porn movie....

[steve25805 126,962]

If you had the total freedom and ability to direct any pee porn movie of your choice, what would you create?

Mine would involve three or four girls partying in a house, drinking loads and smoking weed and generally having fun by pissing all over the place - on the carpets, on the furniture, on tables and beds, in cupboards and drawers, against the walls, etc. Maybe a little peeing on each other too. I would use young and sexy porn stars who are genuinely into it. 

[Remi 1,056]

Save the money i'd spend for script, actors, set and stuff just to go to a random college to find the "craziest" girls there and sponsor them alcohol and a dorm party for the permission to film. 

[gldenwetgoose 21,552]

Both great ideas ^ and I'd definitely be up for watching that (and offering my technical services to the production - tough job, but got to be done).

I think I'd take the best elements of both - relatively young girls who are definitely the 'cute girl next door' rather than 'pure supermodel' type.  Perhaps the venue could be a closed-set country pub, somewhere where the girls can have ample drinks to relax and repeatedly fill bladders. Girls who look happy to be there rather than any hint it's just another fetish job.

There wouldn't be a script, but instead - the crucial element - is the girls discuss, possibly interview each other, on real life experiences. The dialogue has to be natural and unforced, but just girls talking about their real life desperation, sneaky or naughty peeing, near misses or accidents, wet sexual exploits. Tell us properly what it feels like, and how they enjoy it. All the time each at varying stages of desperation - and encouraged to be inventive in where and how they release.

[Kupar 13,454]

I think I would probably try to do the 'nonchalant peeing' video thing as naturally as possible. There are some good ones out there, but I agree with others on PF who have pointed out that the acting often detracts from the loveliness of the nonchalant peeing itself. Much as I love the Dixie Comet videos, the dialogue is a little stilted.

I think my film would be in documentary style. I envisage enlisting the help of @Paulypeeps to get a group of like-minded friends together, and having a film crew following them for a day. This would include some scenes in a house as they plan an afternoon of shopping, a meal out, some time in a pub and then on to a club, and home again in a taxi. The girls would nonchalantly pee in all of these places of course. There would be scope for scenes involving various states of dress and undress.

Capturing natural dialogue would be essential. As director I would be aiming to get across the fun being had - that's a tough challenge with the nonchalant peeing genre. One idea I'd like to include would be that one or two of the group - while open-minded and up for some fun - would be inexperienced in pee play, but would have been told in advance what was likely to happen. I would love to capture their genuine reactions, and track their growing joy at discovering how much fun there is to be had.

Edited March 3, 2021 by Kupar
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[Sophie 24,447]

If I were to direct a pee porn video it would be a series (am I allowed to have a series?) of videos. Anywhere between 5 and 10 of them. I would hire girls who genuinely have a fetish and are not just doing it for the views, aiming for the more cute / innocent maybe a little shy type instead of sexy and confident. 

I would have a nice house converted into a studio so they had somewhere to relax and be themselves when they are not being filmed , and there wouldn't be much of a movie script, just a basic idea. For example, the theme could be wetting and the model(s) being filmed for that particular video have free choice on how they do it. They can choose their outfits, where they do it, how they do it. If they want to squat on the floor wearing some tiny panties? Go ahead. If they want to have a competition on who can soak their jeans the most? Excellent. 

I want the videos to be as natural as possible so I would give as much choice to the models as possible. If they wanted to take their time filling up I would let them, if they were feeling a little camera shy and needed to wait to let go that's perfectly fine. There is no rush or time limit. And if they don't like the theme they don't have to do it, I'm sure one of the other girls would be happy to. 

I would supply personal cameras to everyone so they can capture any backstage shenanigans, maybe Sarah is feeling lazy and doesn't want to walk to the bathroom so she pees on the carpet instead, filmed by her friend giggling behind the camera. Maybe Katie had too much to drink and wets herself accidentally, laughing her head off in the process. That sort of thing. 

My ultimate goal would be to make it as real and unstaged as possible, everything else would come second. 

[Kupar 13,454]

I see a pattern emerging: a desire for more naturalistic videos that are 'real' and where the actors are genuinely into the kink rather than being motivated by money or a desire to show off.

[Guest UnabashedUser]

You've obviously spent a lot of time running various scenarios through your mind's eye. I love everything you've said here.

Would love to see on the scene verite clips of a group of girls, drinking in a pub, exit to the alley alongside and group pee.  Yes it would be a planned scene, but one that could be done impromptu and on the fly. 

The variations could be endless.

Like the personal camera angle. You can get a Go Pro clone for $50 (waterproof of course) refurbed from Amazon.

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[toseepee 803]

My ideal movie, and a scenario I don't see all that often in porn, is someone being so desperate to pee in a semipublic place, but unable to just piss on the floor or wet themselves, so they get another person to drink their urine.

At least two people are stuck someplace like an elevator, office, or car, and can't leave for whatever reason. Person A really has to piss, like on the verge of an accident.

But due to social pressure, they can't let it be known that they peed. No one is around right now, but people will be around soon. They can't wet themselves because people would see their wet pants. They can't just let loose onto the floor because again people would see the puddle, or the car is their boss's, and they dont have a bottle or trash can. 

But luckily person B is there and either volunteers or is convinced by person A to drink person A's piss. So they do! Person B gets into position and seals their mouth around Person A's urethra and starts drinking from Person A...

...To varying degrees of success. I think it's just as hot when the piss drinker gulps down all the pee without spilling a drop as it is when the piss drinker can't handle the flow, gags, gets sprayed with piss, and makes a big mess anyway. 

I dont have any porn actors in mind. I'm bi, and the fantasy is just as hot with the pee coming out of a cock or a cunt, so I'm not picky!

A few couples who do porn together would be good for it, like nerdy faery and her partner, or the couple Bruce and Morgan. And of course Tina Lee Comet pissing in the mouths of her friends

[Kupar 13,454]

24 minutes ago, toseepee said:

My ideal movie, and a scenario I don't see all that often in porn, is someone being so desperate to pee in a semipublic place, but unable to just piss on the floor or wet themselves, so they get another person to drink their urine.

At least two people are stuck someplace like an elevator, office, or car, and can't leave for whatever reason. Person A really has to piss, like on the verge of an accident.

But due to social pressure, they can't let it be known that they peed. No one is around right now, but people will be around soon. They can't wet themselves because people would see their wet pants. They can't just let loose onto the floor because again people would see the puddle, or the car is their boss's, and they dont have a bottle or trash can. 

But luckily person B is there and either volunteers or is convinced by person A to drink person A's piss. So they do! Person B gets into position and seals their mouth around Person A's urethra and starts drinking from Person A...

...To varying degrees of success. I think it's just as hot when the piss drinker gulps down all the pee without spilling a drop as it is when the piss drinker can't handle the flow, gags, gets sprayed with piss, and makes a big mess anyway. 

I dont have any porn actors in mind. I'm bi, and the fantasy is just as hot with the pee coming out of a cock or a cunt, so I'm not picky!

A few couples who do porn together would be good for it, like nerdy faery and her partner, or the couple Bruce and Morgan. And of course Tina Lee Comet pissing in the mouths of her friends

That is a creative one - and an interesting answer to a question posed in another thread: 

 

Edited March 3, 2021 by Kupar

[thisguy20 955]

If I was directing...  I would almost certainly go for a series of semi-public nonchalant pees.

[Paulypeeps 5,315]

14 hours ago, Kupar said:

...I think my film would be in documentary style. I envisage enlisting the help of @Paulypeeps to get a group of like-minded friends together, and having a film crew following them for a day. This would include some scenes in a house as they plan an afternoon of shopping, a meal out, some time in a pub and then on to a club, and home again in a taxi. The girls would nonchalantly pee in all of these places of course. There would be scope for scenes involving various states of dress and undress...

Don't forget in the office too.

[MM68063 20]

Rent a car with some nice cloth seats. Load the car up 4 girls wearing jeans that they aren't allowed to remove. Provide them an ample amount of drinks. Send them off for the day with no stopping.

[gldenwetgoose 21,552]

Just as an afterthought, as @p1ssputz has included some of the common pitfalls to avoid.

The one thing that really annoys me - those clips on the webs of two girls where one gets to go first, maybe in an alleyway or park. We see her friend desperately jiggling and bouncing the whole time, the extra pressure on her bladder of watching a friend getting relief whilst she's got to hold.  She's probably going to pee like a racehorse, her friend finally finishes, she starts to get into position... and the clip ends.  Talk about being teased!

(Yes possibly if I bought the whole video that would satisfy my thirst, but for me that would be a slippery downhill spiral into buying the next and then just one more...)

[DrownMeQuick 209]

There's 11 girls on a Netball team, and being women their facilities are second rate and they're forced to use the men's at an away game.  They blame the coach - a man - for failing to organise proper facilities.   The men's ablutions are so putrid, the classy girls on the team refuse to use them, despite topping up on electrolyte drinks pre-game.   But they win the big match, and it's beers all round to celebrate.  You can just imagine how bloated their bladders are now, having bounced around the court then juiced up on beers, and nowhere to pee.  Their frustrations turn to the coach, just as a couple of the girls start wetting their pants and pee is running down their legs - and so it's decided HE will be the toilet today!

[Guest hrlv]

It would be a swingers party of about maybe 5 couples. But only one of the couples has done golden showers and naughty pee before, and they're eager to show off. Some of the other participants have had thoughts or fantasies about pee play, but never experienced it. Some are just shocked or intrigued by what is happening. Slowly, everybody starts to get in on the action. The reluctant ones can't believe that their partners are indulging in this, and they get encouraged to try it out. At the end of the night, everyone loved it and there is no turning back!

[Starks2010 2,200]

I have quite a few ideas. One would be a few ladies trapped in a house for 48 with unlimited drinks, lots of fresh fruits including watermelon. The bathrooms would be locked and the sinks would be covered, no trash cans. Hidden cameras to include night vision cameras all over the house. Plenty of carpeting and plush furniture. They ladies don’t know the owner of the house. They think it’s a house party and they don’t know they are trapped right away. 
 

Another is a couple and the dude mistreats the lady and leaves her at his place when he goes out and does whatever. He allows her to order whatever she likes to eat. She gets tired of being mistreated and orders asparagus and pisses in different places in his house. She hits some spots 2-3 times. Then one day he calls her a bitch and she gives him an evil look but she doesn’t react. He leaves her there again and goes out, she orders her a nice meal, takes a crap on the floor by his couch with some asparagus piss, puts on a pair of his prize sneakers from his collection, steps in the crap, tracks it across the carpet, and puts the shoes back in the box. When he arrives home she was gone to find a mess and a note that reads, “Took your bitch for a walk. Don’t wait up”. 

[Beardless 36]

For me its my primary taboo, japanese pee, more specifically uncensored lesbian pee drinking. Due to censorship the japanese really get creative and absolutely take the whole pee play to another genre. It would be me (a westoner) and at least 3 other japanese girls in three seperate ages (18-20) (20-30) and (mature) all in glorius HD , uncensored and unedited all indulging on various colours of pee and sex acts including pee. 

Its never been done, compeltely unheard of. Would forfill my niche and maybe the majority of pee lovers in japan in the process. (Ive never found a uncencores japanese lesbian pee in another girls mouth, ever!) 

Would get paid thousand to enact an ultimate fantasy?

[mcdky 93]

On 3/3/2021 at 7:34 PM, p1ssputz said:

try to do interviews with people like JezebelNapalm, CandieCane, Lena Loch, and Devil-Sophie, and go with them to make some fun new clips in naughty places.

Do you think CandieCane would actually do that for the right price? I suspect that she lives a couple states from me, but haven’t seen any indication that she would be willing to meet in person.

[mcdky 93]

16 hours ago, p1ssputz said:

It was really just an idea - I didn't imagine it happening in real life.

I know, but I have for a while. I don’t know how to find a regular sex worker who is comfortable doing stuff like that, and yet the girls who are don’t want to do it in person. Really frustrating.

Btw, I did come across this, but I think the “tokens” are equivalent to more than $10k LOL. Can’t imagine anyone doing that.

https://share.myfreecams.com/s/gwu9ortz

 

17 hours ago, p1ssputz said:

Lena Loch doesn't do videos anymore, I don't think. JezebelNapalm.....maybe she'd be into a custom like this, but I doubt she'd meet in person. Devil-Sophie probably would, if you were to fly across the world and you had enough cash to offer. (That girl literally does things that I've only dreamed about seeing. She is quite literally in a league of her own. Or perhaps I've been missing stuff because I don't look hard enough. But I'm really glad she's around and that she enjoys doing what she does.)

A few more pornstars like Adira Allure and Adriana Chechik could make the list in terms of boldness. I think Adriana performed at a local strip club a few years ago, but I discovered it after the fact.

[greedyneedygirl 4,178]

I think I'd take a leaf out of the the Theander Brothers (Color Climax Corporation) book, and simply recreate some of their most iconic pissing shorts from the 1970's. The difference now would be the technology, think of the development of shooting film in 4K and HD...on a phone! However, the models would have to be very natural looking, preferably 'hairy' and 'into' the fetish, of course...a big ask these days!

[Kupar 13,454]

9 minutes ago, greedyneedygirl said:

I think I'd take a leaf out of the the Theander Brothers (Color Climax Corporation) book, and simply recreate some of their most iconic pissing shorts from the 1970's. The difference now would be the technology, think of the development of shooting film in 4K and HD...on a phone! However, the models would have to be very natural looking, preferably 'hairy' and 'into' the fetish, of course...a big ask these days!

What I remember about the CCC *magazines* was how saturated and warm the colours were. Did that approach transfer to the films too?

I'm so ignorant of the rich history of pee porn ... and there are some here who seem to know everything! Maybe there's an opportunity for some curating work at an avant garde art gallery - would you be up for that?

[NortheastPeeFan 361]

If I were directing a pee porn, this is what I would come up with...

My pee porn would feature three guys hanging out on a camping trip together.  They are really close friends, or possibly more than friends, and are rather intimate with each other.  No sex scenes, so as not to distract from the pee scenes, but just some scenes of them making out or being affectionate with each other between pee scenes.  The pee scenes would involve the guys peeing on trees and bushes.  Perhaps they line up and have their own tree to urinate on or maybe they stand around one big tree and piss on it together.  There could also be scenes where one guy pees while the others watch.  Like it could be night time and rather than stepping off into the woods for some privacy, one of the guys could just walk up to a bush near the campfire and piss in full view of the other guys.  The last scene would be of the three guys pissing on the campfire to help put it out.

I would want the guys to be genuinely into the fetish and each other. 

[greedyneedygirl 4,178]

On 3/17/2021 at 10:42 AM, Kupar said:

What I remember about the CCC *magazines* was how saturated and warm the colours were. Did that approach transfer to the films too?

I'm so ignorant of the rich history of pee porn ... and there are some here who seem to know everything! Maybe there's an opportunity for some curating work at an avant garde art gallery - would you be up for that?

I regard the Theander Brothers as being pioneers, I have researched the organisation pretty extensively. The flagship magazine 'Sex Bizarre' has pee as the central subject, issues in the 1970's were particularly good. In the 1980's the brother's sold out to German and American producers, where locations became more exotic..Ibiza for instance. The models became more professional and not as 'home-grown'. The films were initially shot in 16mm, and transferred to 8mm for 'domestic' use on home projectors. You can find many examples of digitally transferred films on X-Videos and other sites...with mixed quality...certainly not the HD/4K that we're used to today. Hope this helps!

[OctaviusAce 144]

I'd have large groups of women or couples, just peeing freely in a party atmosphere.

Something like drunksexorgy https://www.xvideos.com/video5519492/d._cock_hungry_chicks_in_the_club but with pissing added. Peeing while dancing, peeing on each other, peeing in drinks and then drinking them. Everyone is very wet at the end.

 

[durianfury 2,033]

2 hours ago, OctaviusAce said:

I'd have large groups of women or couples, just peeing freely in a party atmosphere.

Something like drunksexorgy https://www.xvideos.com/video5519492/d._cock_hungry_chicks_in_the_club but with pissing added. Peeing while dancing, peeing on each other, peeing in drinks and then drinking them. Everyone is very wet at the end.

 

Fuck yes! I'd try to combine the sexiness of Tainster/SINX/PornstarsAtHome/FullyClothedPissing (all the same to me lol) with the bat-shit-crazy levels of piss and debauchery you get from LegalPorno/Analvids. Imagine three women and three men flooding each other and the entire room with piss for half an hour! The end goal would be to soak the entire floor, and every actor/actress covered in piss from head to toe.

I'd also probably try to create a nonchalant atmosphere, create a fictitious world in which this sort of behavior is seen as normal, appropriate, and ordinary. Imagine a setting where everyone is gathered around the dinner table, wearing minimal, slutty clothes (small sheer tops and short skirts/dresses), and just spread their legs and pee at each other under the table without acknowledging that they are doing so. One woman's glass is empty and the waiter hasn't filled it so she takes it under the table and fills it with piss, then resumes drinking it like nothing happened. The waiter finally comes along with his dick hanging out and as he's taking down everyone's orders he pees all over the table and some of the women, but no one minds.

After the ladies finish their piss-soaked meals and head home in the car, they begin to soak the inside of the car with piss as well, spreading their legs and soaking the dashboard, seats, and floor while driving down the road. Once they get home the flood doesn't end, several of them settle down on the sofa to watch a movie and as they feel the need, they pee right where they are, spraying it onto the floor in front of the sofa. Other women undress to go to bed, laying down in the bed and wetting it before falling asleep.

(oh god this turned into pee erotica i got way too carried away lmao)