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Never have tried it. I'm absolutely not into drinking my own, but I sometimes entertain the thought of drinking from a woman. Truthfully? I don't know if the reality would be like the fantasy. I might not enjoy it - I might completely abhor it! Who knows. But sometimes the fantasy is pretty hot. So, the number is zero. Edit: For me, it would have to be straight from the source, or not at all. I love smelling where a woman has been, but I definitely wouldn't drink something that had been left behind. And the thought of drinking from something like a mug or a glass isn't really ap

Seems to be a reference to the Christmas song. "On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...." Just fill up five wide-mouthed bottles (old Gatorade bottles work well) and you're off to the races.

Great story, lovely illustration. Great to have you back! Happy holidays!

There are some festival videos where this actually happens - someone else gets splashed. It seems to only happen in the event of a powerful stream, though.

Honest answer, huh? Did you create this poll? https://www.misterpoll.com/polls/589512

Only if it was less expensive than the other options. Joking aside....you probably could make bank doing something like this, if you wanted. There are definitely models who sell "products" similar to this, and they do seem to have a lot of buyers. Unfortunately, if you wanted to do this, I don't think there'd be any way to hide it from your family. (Although if you did find a way to do all of this and hide it, it'd make a great Netflix series.) I admire your conviction, but I think I'll stick to a looser interpretation 🤣

Perhaps you should try this in a hotel bed. When you wake up after going to bed, you might not actually have to worry yourself with getting up... I've heard anecdotal evidence about this indeed happening, but I'm also curious.

It seems that some site preferences are saved to the forum database with the user profile - the theme and dark mode fall under this. However, the particle effect isn't saved to the profile (it does seem to be stored locally, perhaps in a cookie of localstorage, but this is cleared if you browse the site in incognito mode as I do). Would you consider saving this preference server-side?

A lot of my carpet pissed as an adult have actually been in office buildings. In one office building, I used to go into empty, unused offices and piss on the floor under the desk. I'd also piss in the carpeted stairwells on a regular basis. Very occasionally I'd piss on the carpet in the cubicles, but that was rare as it was a more heavily-trafficked area. (Not related to the thread, but in this building I also pissed in the paper shredder bin a few times on the shredded paper - it was a crosscut shredder, industrial-grade, so the paper shavings were two-millimeter slivers. I'd piss in th

I've posted about this before, but the most daring place I've ever pissed was under the bar at a local club back in my college days. I was really drunk. I went up to the bar to order a drink - it was dark, there was music, and there were a lot of people around me. Under the bar, I unzipped, pulled it out, and pissed. I went for a while and I remember that the people around me got their drinks and left while I was still going. I remember pissing slowly because I was a bit stiff - I was drunk, but this was definitely a premeditated idea. I finished and got my drink. I have no idea whet

It may be more open, but that doesn't imply anything sexual behind it - just the opposite. For the rest of the world, pissing is a bodily function that's slowly becoming less taboo and less embarrassing, but I don't think it's sexual for the majority. It is just another bodily thing that women share and can now be more comfortable with. In the past, there's been shame around a lot of this stuff - the norm is actually being able to talk about it like it's a normal thing, rather than hiding it away. The reason it wasn't prevalent before is because of that puritan shame. As such, most of the stor

I've done it before on occasion. One of the more recent times was earlier this year in a park bathroom - I went to use the urinal, and there were people in the stalls across from the urinals. I took a piss, but I decided to piss over the top of the urinal on the wall - so all of the piss flooded the floor and started flowing to the drain in the middle of the floor (made of concrete), which happened to actually be inside the stalls. I finished up as someone else was walking in, and left. I don't know what everyone thought, and I never found out. I recently visited the same bathroom, a

IF she likes peeing in the shower, take note on how she does it - she might enjoy trying to pee standing. If she does, that might be a way forward in terms of encouragement for her. Peeing outside would also become easier if she's into this. One basic thing might be a hold-it contest. If you both like alcohol, you could use that to your advantage - have a romantic night with a few glasses of wine, but the person who pees first loses. You could even attach a prize or something to the winner - maybe something sexual as incentive. (This would have the added benefit of allowing her to associa

I have done it in the past - in empty washers in my old apartments when I wanted to pee in the apartment but I didn't want to deal with cleanup.

When I was a kid, yeah, it happened sometimes. Most of the time, it was just outdoors, but there were times when I got into my maughty peeing phase that I would actually do it on playground equipment. I always wanted to find interesting ways to go, and I did. Most of this happened in a church playground and sometimes in park playgrounds as well. I one time pissed down a slide a a local park (but I was older at the time). The story is here.