Pee Stories That Make The News

[Foobar 786]

https://jezebel.com/katy-perry-talks-a-lot-about-peeing-1795272571

I'd be very happy if someone could definitely find this elusive picture. I have a theory here but it's not conclusive.

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When paparazzi pictures of Perry and then-boyfriend Orlando Bloom on vacation leaked, The Mirror posted a bunch of them (this wasn’t the batch in which Bloom’s nice penis was exposed to the world from various angles). One of them contained the caption: “Singer Katy Perry and actor boyfriend Orlando Bloom pictured enjoying the second day of their holiday in Pittulongu Beach, Sardinia. Katy Perry pees on the beach without moving her swimsuit and then she covers her pee with sand.” I found no such photo evidence of Katy Perry peeing on the beach without moving her swimsuit and then covering it with sand like some shameful monkey (the picture this caption is attached to is just of Bloom’s butt) , but given all that we know about Perry I’m not gonna say for certain that it didn’t happen.

 

[Kupar 13,339]

Whoopi Goldberg clearly needs lessons from our own @Eliminature 🙂. (Incidentally, does anyone know whether Eli is OK? I haven't heard from her for a while.)

 

[Kupar 13,339]

I don't really know what to say ...

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-64198312

[Alfresco 11,630]

RHONY’s (Which I have just found is Real Housewives Of New York) Sonja Morgan Pees in a corn maze (I always thought that should be a Maize Maze) with another woman.   Report includes a video.  Screen Capture below.

https://www.the-sun.com/entertainment/832847/rhony-sonja-morgan-pee-corn-maze-sex-drinking/

Edit:  Found on YouTube a longer version of the video in better resolution:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BbDF3nYNRI  Go to about 5:35 for the peeing in the corn part.

 

Edited January 16, 2023 by Alfresco

[gldenwetgoose 21,487]

Ha ha - great find.    I'm not laughing about the clip as such, although the other women's reaction is amusing.

Instead laughing about the way Youtube when hovering over the timeline scrubber flashes up 'most replayed: 5:45' when reaching the interesting bit.   I wonder how many of us that took? 

[Foobar 786]

I don't know if this is allowed given its satire, but I'm sure a lot of women and men hold it so they can pee in the shower (I've done that). 

https://thehardtimes.net/culture/woman-just-gonna-hold-it-in-a-little-longer-so-she-can-pee-in-the-shower/

 

[Foobar 786]

Another story of 3 passengers (2 female, 1 male) that wanted to get off the bus to pee but the driver refused. 1 of the women couldn't hold it any longer so she had to relieve herself on the bus in front of passengers. Now she's wanted by police.

https://www.bournemouthecho.co.uk/news/20263984.amp/

I don't get why people do this. Peeing is something we all have to do. If someone says they have to pee, you should do everything you can to accommodate them.

Edited January 24, 2023 by Foobar

[Kupar 13,339]

5 minutes ago, Foobar said:

Another story of 3 passengers (2 female, 1 male) that wanted to get off the bus to pee but the driver refused. 1 of the women couldn't hold it any longer so she had to relieve herself on the bus in front of passengers. Now she's wanted by police.

https://www.bournemouthecho.co.uk/news/20263984.amp/

I don't get why people do this. Peeing is something we all have to do. If someone says they have to pee, you should do everything you can to accommodate them.

What a very sad story all round 😞 

[colette888 6,967]

59 minutes ago, Foobar said:

Another story of 3 passengers (2 female, 1 male) that wanted to get off the bus to pee but the driver refused. 1 of the women couldn't hold it any longer so she had to relieve herself on the bus in front of passengers. Now she's wanted by police.

https://www.bournemouthecho.co.uk/news/20263984.amp/

I don't get why people do this. Peeing is something we all have to do. If someone says they have to pee, you should do everything you can to accommodate them.

That was a situation which happened in July, more than sex months ago... it would be interesting to know if those three persons were eventually caught and which consequences had to confront with...

[Alfresco 11,630]

23 hours ago, Foobar said:

Another story of 3 passengers (2 female, 1 male) that wanted to get off the bus to pee but the driver refused. 1 of the women couldn't hold it any longer so she had to relieve herself on the bus in front of passengers. Now she's wanted by police.

https://www.bournemouthecho.co.uk/news/20263984.amp/

I don't get why people do this. Peeing is something we all have to do. If someone says they have to pee, you should do everything you can to accommodate them.

I agree with @Kupar that this is very sad.   OK, so they may have had an excessive reaction and maybe they shouldn't have got to the position where they needed to pee on the bus, but fact was at least one was desperate to pee and they asked the driver to stop to achieve this.   They could have just peed quietly on the seats of the bus and the driver wouldn't have known until he got back to base, but they tried to do the right thing and get him to stop so that they didn't make a mess.   When he wouldn't stop, they maybe took a bit too much of a physical response and yes one woman peed, but sounds like she didn't have a lot of choice.

Funny how the media decides which slant to put on the story though.  They could have reported it the other way with "Bus driver wouldn't stop, forces woman to pee on the bus".  If it had been reported in that way, it would no doubt be the bus company getting grief for putting the woman in that position in the first place.

Edited January 25, 2023 by Alfresco

[Alfresco 11,630]

Mrs A and I were sat watching the TV last night when she made a comment that she had just read on her iPad about people complaining that it smelled of urine on Snowdon (the highest mountain in Wales for anyone who doesn't know).   I quizzed her more and determined that it had been reported in the news after multiple people had left bad reviews about Snowdon on Tripadvisor.

I searched it up afterwards and found that the report has made it into several newspapers.   Be warned if you click the links that there are some references to more than peeing.   The reviews on trip advisor where quite funny and centred around an American tourist who had complained: "There are no lavatories for all those who climb up and trek back.  People seem to relieve themselves out in the open giving a whiff of urine smell everywhere in this hillside." 

What makes it all the more funny is that Snowdon is probably actually the ONLY mountain in the UK that DOES have toilets at the top.   To be fair, they have been closed since 2019, but are reopening this year.   The reason that they are closed is that they are part of a cafe on the top of the mountain.   It is served by the Snowdon Mountain Railway which takes all the supplies to the top of the mountain including all the water used by the toilets and also the people that staff the cafe.   The railway closed at the end of the 2019 season, then was closed due to Covid, then there was maintenance to the top section of the railway, so there was no (easy) way of getting the necessary supplies and staff to the cafe and toilets.  

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/american-tourist-angry-welsh-mountain-29073450

https://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/people-climbing-snowdon-complain-smells-26104883

You would think that most people who are hikers would not expect to have the luxury of toilets on mountains, but obviously some of the people heading up there had unrealistic expectations.   Also, the sheer popularity of Snowdon means that the amount of people peeing up there is somewhat greater than most other UK mountains and there is little in the way of cover, so some people have witnessed more than they wanted (however, I'm planning my trip there now!) and there is somewhat of a residual smell when it hasn't rained for a while.

This issue last hit the headlines during Covid when everything was closed by far more people than normal went to hike up Snowdon.   At that point the public toilets near parking points at the start were also closed, so the problem was even greater.

 

[Alfresco 11,630]

18 minutes ago, MonsterKane46 said:

omg that's funny.... they're expecting there to be toilets 🤣🤣

Yes and given that most people take between 5 and 7 hours to walk up Snowdon, I would say that the vast majority of people that make that trip have to pee outside at some point.  Surely any avid walker would know that was part of the deal.

[Kupar 13,339]

15 minutes ago, Alfresco said:

Yes and given that most people take between 5 and 7 hours to walk up Snowdon, I would say that the vast majority of people that make that trip have to pee outside at some point.  Surely any avid walker would know that was part of the deal.

If they try the Crib Goch path I would think many a walker would wet themselves!

Edited January 30, 2023 by Kupar
Typo

[Alfresco 11,630]

Jessica Simpson posted a photo on her instagram account of her peeing on the grass during an outdoor photoshoot.  It then made the news:

https://pagesix.com/2023/02/13/jessica-simpson-pees-in-grass-during-outdoor-shoot/

https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/fans-divided-jessica-simpsons-oversharing-peed-grass-instagram-post

The original instagram post is below.

[gldenwetgoose 21,487]

Right...   I don't think this is necessarily in 'the news' and I sincerely apologise (genuinely) for any implication that I may be  supporting the Sun newspaper (the Scum as it's generally known to a lot of my close friends).

Also, I have never watched a second of Love Island - but did find this promoted on one of my social media feeds.   Synopsis - pretty, blonde, northern lass wees in the bath and has other pee related habits she doesn't mind sharing.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tv/21517231/love-island-claudiadisgusting-habit-wee-bath/

[Kupar 13,339]

11 minutes ago, gldenwetgoose said:

Right...   I don't think this is necessarily in 'the news' and I sincerely apologise (genuinely) for any implication that I may be  supporting the Sun newspaper (the Scum as it's generally known to a lot of my close friends).

Also, I have never watched a second of Love Island - but did find this promoted on one of my social media feeds.   Synopsis - pretty, blonde, northern lass wees in the bath and has other pee related habits she doesn't mind sharing.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tv/21517231/love-island-claudiadisgusting-habit-wee-bath/

"Claudia p***ing in the bath is absolutely the most Blackburn thing I have ever heard of." Haha!

[gldenwetgoose 21,487]

You saw it here first…. Get yourselves into town and make the most of the chance now while you can:

[Alfresco 11,630]

On 3/6/2023 at 11:06 PM, gldenwetgoose said:

You saw it here first…. Get yourselves into town and make the most of the chance now while you can:

So, the fact that it is going to be banned means the it is perfectly acceptable at the moment....

And when it is banned, it won't make the slightest difference except that maybe people will be a little more discreet about where they choose to partake of these acts and maybe a very small percentage might get caught and brought to task by the police.

In reality, if you are in the street late at night and your bladder is full, it is going to get emptied one way or another - just find a quieter corner first.

[Johnboy777 3,888]

She picked the wrong spot to take a pee

https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article273501600.html 

Edited March 25, 2023 by Johnboy777
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[GenericUsername 1,108]

Oh come on! This is completely harmless and you wouldn’t even know without a security camera. That sheriff is famous for no nonsense but sometimes takes things too far.

[Takashi96 1,076]

On 3/26/2023 at 9:27 AM, GenericUsername said:

Oh come on! This is completely harmless and you wouldn’t even know without a security camera. That sheriff is famous for no nonsense but sometimes takes things too far.

There's no way a house that expensive won't have security cameras everywhere. Maybe she was too drunk to care. 

[gldenwetgoose 21,487]

Not sure this is really a 'news' story as such....     Newsflash - Mother of five kids leaks when electro-shocked.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/video/tvshowbiz/video-1910036/Video-Katie-Price-WETS-electro-body-workout.html

(Non-explicit, but she does discuss a little)

[GWash17 383]

On 8/21/2020 at 6:37 AM, oliver2 said:

I often end up desperate on planes - between the waiting at airports with nothing much to do but drink coffee or alcohol, the need to stay hydrated, and the effects of thin air, and the sitting about on the runway with the toilets out of use. If she had discreetly pissed herself in her seat she might have got away with it, but it sounds like she very much didn’t and was removed from the plane by heavy handed security.

(which is one of the worst things about flying. Obviously anyone who is trying to bomb, hijack or weaponise a plane should have the goddamn book thrown at ‘em, but this was just someone who was careless about managing her bladder capacity - it happens)

If I had been there I would have laid down on the floor and been her urinal

[Kev99 73]

This caught my eye while scrolling Instagram, couldn't find a link to an article but theres a video with the post. Dunno if this counts as news but its in mainstream media

https://www.instagram.com/p/Cqds05doNfx/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

[Foobar 786]

On 3/24/2023 at 8:06 PM, Johnboy777 said:

She picked the wrong spot to take a pee

https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article273501600.html 

Kind of an opposite story from years ago, where a CCTV video of a woman urinating in a mall hallway (the mall has at least 6 washrooms) leaked. There was outrage about the alleged voyeurism, rather than the usual outrage for public urination. I never saw the video.

https://www.huffpost.com/archive/ca/entry/toronto-security-fired-mall-urination-video_a_23532525