Lockdown Sightings

[Eliminature 5,209]

 

6 hours ago, Alfresco said:

Thank you and yes I would love to catch you peeing standing up.  I have yet to spot a lady peeing standing - I'm sure it happens regularly, just not when I'm looking!  And if I knew it were you and that you would appreciate it then I would happily pee with you.   I regularly pee outside and I'm not at all bothered if women see me - in fact I often use it as an excuse as to why I'm there when a girl is peeing - they seem to relax when they think I'm only there to pee as well.

I'm sure we can contrive it happening some day. Especially since you travel for work. ☺

[vpw 824]

https://www.glamour.com/story/women-facing-closed-bathrooms-and-fearing-the-virus-embrace-peeing-outside

I  would like to officially declare this the age of women peeing outside, social norms be damned. Internet evidence suggests that this is very much a thing. On July 23, Amy Schumer squatted just outside a car in a prairie dress, a black band of underwear strapped around her kneecaps, confidently peeing into the night. The “pee-your-pants” challenge has, nonsensically, become a mini-trend on TikTok. “Pandemic Spike in Public Urination Turns NYC Into the Big Toilet,” the New York Post reported. A Reddit “Am I the Asshole” post from March, about a woman whose boyfriend pressured her to pee next to passing cars rather than risk entering a gas station bathroom, went viral, dividing commenters.

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Normalizing peeing outside for women doesn’t mean peeing indiscriminately: Don’t do it on private property, don’t do it on someone’s beautiful and labor-intensive garden, don’t do it in or near a stream or a river

(Winks at @Maggie_555)

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On 9/21/2020 at 12:21 PM, Alfresco said:

Thank you and yes I would love to catch you peeing standing up.  I have yet to spot a lady peeing standing - I'm sure it happens regularly, just not when I'm looking!  And if I knew it were you and that you would appreciate it then I would happily pee with you.   I regularly pee outside and I'm not at all bothered if women see me - in fact I often use it as an excuse as to why I'm there when a girl is peeing - they seem to relax when they think I'm only there to pee as well.

Had a sighting 2 weeks ago. I was driving in the peak district and saw a parked 4wd facing me with a Dad helping his child to pee in front of the bonnet. The interesting bit was Mom standing between the car and close to a stone barn, facing the wall looking downwards with her hands towards her crotch. Nothing on show as the car was close to the wall and the doors were closed. She had the same stance of a guy peeing on a wall. As I passed I could see in my wing mirror her jeans were down by her knees with her hands on her pussy area, either aiming her stream or she-weeing, I couldn't tell which. It was the unusual stance that set the Peedar off.

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Most likely using the shewee but damn hot sighting nonetheless.

[Eliminature 5,209]

15 hours ago, Geepee9 said:

Had a sighting 2 weeks ago. I was driving in the peak district and saw a parked 4wd facing me with a Dad helping his child to pee in front of the bonnet. The interesting bit was Mom standing between the car and close to a stone barn, facing the wall looking downwards with her hands towards her crotch. Nothing on show as the car was close to the wall and the doors were closed. She had the same stance of a guy peeing on a wall. As I passed I could see in my wing mirror her jeans were down by her knees with her hands on her pussy area, either aiming her stream or she-weeing, I couldn't tell which. It was the unusual stance that set the Peedar off.

Glad to hear that I'm not the only lady who prefers to stand and pee. Maybe more ladies could learn.

Yes, I'd be happy to give a few pointers (pun intended) 

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On 6/1/2020 at 10:18 AM, Alfresco said:

I had my first lockdown pee sighting on Friday.   I've been quite frustrated because I know that lots of parks and beaches are inundated with people taking advantage of the sun, toilets are locked to reduce risk of coronavirus infection and therefore the logical conclusion is that lots more people than usual are peeing outside.  However, I'm always with my wife and daughter so don't get a chance to get out looking at the right times.  

However on Friday at 5pm I went to the chemist to pick up a prescription.  It was quick and I thought I wasn’t expected home for a little while so I quickly visited a nearby park.  I walked from the car park past the locked toilets towards the park.  Timing was perfection.  I just caught a glimpse of a girl disappearing into the bushes.  These bushes were at the back of the kiddies play park which was fenced off and the gates locked due to corona.  I hopped over a low fence so I could walk past the bushes. I was greeted by the sight of a girl with shoulder length straight dark hair, slim build, aged 18-20. Wearing black strappy top and a White flared skirt with black pattern. She was in a fairly high squat with her skirt hitched up round her waist, knees bent with thighs horizontal and lower legs about 45 degrees and slightly apart.  She was already mid flow and had a steady stream falling straight down to the ground.  I initially had a great side on view of fully exposed bum and legs.  As I walked past I had more of a front view but saw less details. I didn’t stop and stare but enjoyed the view as I passed. She saw me and made eye contact and then looked straight down but carried on peeing.  I didn’t see any knickers.  They may have been at her knees, hidden by the bush but I'm not sure.   I climbed over the fence at the other side of the play park and kept walking.  She came out of the bushes and clambered over the fence to go and rejoin her group of 10 friends who were sat in a circle but spaced 2m apart.  

I couldn't stay around long as I could only string out my chemist visit so long, so it was very lucky that I happened to catch her at that time. 

Next morning I went out on my bike and stopped by that spot.  I checked in the bushes and found quite a few tissues, so it must have been used as a female pee spot several times. 

Good stuff! Did you collect any of the tissue you found? I went out and hung around a night life district last weekend. I did not see any pee action. A girl vomit but no pee action. I did see a damp area behind the corner of a gas station in the same area with a decent amount of tissue around the damp area and other tissue scattered randomly behind the gas station. I parked on the side of the station in a way that I can see anyone go back there. While I was pulling out I only saw a dude going on the other rear corner of the building. 

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I didn’t collect the tissues on this occasion. I have done sometimes though - usually more if I actually see them being left. 

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On 9/25/2020 at 5:22 AM, Eliminature said:

Glad to hear that I'm not the only lady who prefers to stand and pee. Maybe more ladies could learn.

Yes, I'd be happy to give a few pointers (pun intended) 

Hahah nice pun. I've been trying to encourage my gf to learn! Hopefully she can get the hang of it with more practice!

[gldenwetgoose 21,488]

There's something I saw a couple of weeks ago - very tame, but it's kept popping back into my imagination so I'll share it here.

During lockdown and the resulting 'new normal' I've gone from being a five-day-a-week office cubicle dweller to working a couple of half days in the office and the rest working from home. I'm finding myself freed from work by mid-afternoon most days and as a consequence when the weather suits, have been trying to get out for a bike ride.

One such afternoon a couple of weeks ago I was taking advantage of some nice weather in the afternoon and was out in the fresh air. Where I live I have the advantage of loads of very rural country lanes so lots of choice of routes. I'd been cycling for about 45 minutes and was heading homewards along a 'relatively' busy B road.  When I say relatively busy I'm still talking very rural - mostly fields and the odd farm and maybe one car or truck every 15-20 seconds. Definitely not rush hour.

As I cycled along I was glancing at the nice houses, farms and the occasional barn conversion. The area is gently hilly, so there's something different to see over each hill or around every corner. I found myself approaching a little cluster of four or five houses on my right side. They were obviously built early last century with their imposing stone facades, sash windows and steps up to each front door. Just before the houses in the direction I approached from was a wide entrance way and a little road to maybe a barn or small industrial building.

What I saw as I approached and passed on the opposite side of the road was first of all a girl standing in that driveway. She was probably about 18 and was a ginger redhead, wearing a white jumper emphasising ample breasts with a pleated mid-thigh length grey check miniskirt on beneath it. Definitely an attractive look.  And when I say 'standing' in that she was on her two feet, but by no means standing stationary.  She definitely couldn't stand still. Just in the few seconds of my cycling towards and past the houses she was bobbing and weaving, alternating between squatting and almost jumping in the air and pacing about.  Most of the time her head was swivelling to look up and down the road. I'm not sure if she saw me, but it seemed she was looking for traffic from either direction. 

Just as my brain was processing what I imagined her predicament was, it was sort of confirmed when I saw a second girl standing on one of the doorsteps, on a mobile phone outside a closed front door. I think she was dark haired, but that was about as much as I could tell you.

Constructing a scenario to fill the gaps in what I saw, I'm sort of imagining hearing one side of the conversation

"Hi Mum, erm where are you? ....  Well are you going to be long?  .....  No, I know, but I forget my keys. It happens....  Well the thing is Stacey's with me and she's, well both of us really, really need the toilet ...  yes, but we didn't need to go then did we ....."

 

The only logical explanation for the redhead's motion seemed to be that she was absolutely on her limit of bursting to pee. I'm guessing they'd got a college bus or maybe a public bus from town, the best part of an hour's tortuous drive and arrived to a locked front door.  Her looking up and down the road looked like she was frantically looking and hoping for someone to arrive home, or equally hoping for enough gap between traffic to be able to release her flood without risk of getting caught.

I hope she did in the end make it, hope she had the sense to realise that anyone driving past would only get a fleeting glance of a girl with her face turned away anyway, an anonymous girl overtaken by nature. I'm hoping she realised that a few seconds squatting were far preferable to the pain of holding and the trauma of spending the rest of the afternoon in soaked knickers. I'm hoping she got the most amazing sense of relief and actually realised how enjoyable that release had been....  but who knows.

[wetterisbetter 140]

During the summer months of lockdown before pubs had re-opened, there were sightings aplenty in my local parks in London, especially when evenings where any musicians were having a jam. Most sightings were concealed by bushes, though managed to sneak a couple by pretending I needed to go too. 

Now that pubs are on 10pm curfew I'd imagine that many towns especially university towns, or with busy taxi ranks would be ideal, almost like back in the days when they had to shut at 11.

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7 hours ago, wetterisbetter said:

Now that pubs are on 10pm curfew I'd imagine that many towns especially university towns, or with busy taxi ranks would be ideal, almost like back in the days when they had to shut at 11.

I would tend to agree, but I think it depends very much on the size of town and the logistics of getting home.  I've had the opportunity to go out at 10pm in a couple of relatively small towns and there is not a lot happening.  People come out of pubs and go home.  That's it.

However, in bigger places, there will be queues for taxis, queues for buses, and far more people, all spilling out at the same time, so there must be some opportunities to be had.   I just haven't been able to make myself available to get to the right places.  Looking at the news, the situation in Liverpool on the last night before their pubs had to close again fully was carnage.  Total disregard for social distancing as everyone had their last chance of a night out, so there were far too many people all coming out at 10pm.   Must have been some opportunities there.

The other one is to consider where people might congregate to drink outdoors after 10pm.  Again, the small places I visited didn't have this situation, but larger places, including university towns (as you said) would definitely have some people wanting to stay out and drink so they would buy booze and sit somewhere in public and they would inevitably need to pee.

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The trouble is, it's not a good time of year for that - many people when they get kicked out at 10pm will simply see it's cold/raining and go home. In warmer/lighter weather it would have undoubtabley head to more hanging around the parks. But yes, I'm sure there will be some hardened drinkers (students!) who will and perhaps some freshers with bladders not yet accustomed to long drinking sessions who have to squat somewhere.

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6 hours ago, pwpj said:

The trouble is, it's not a good time of year for that - many people when they get kicked out at 10pm will simply see it's cold/raining and go home. In warmer/lighter weather it would have undoubtabley head to more hanging around the parks.

Yeah i complitely agree the outside drinking has pretty much already stopped here because of the cold and its snowing

Edit: its not snowing anymore but it was last night when i went to bed

Edited October 15, 2020 by DxD