Riley 12,968 Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 So I was reading weird things online and came across this article of a guy that thought that if he did anything near his butt he was gay. Like soap or wiping after going poop etc.. I looked more into it and I found several guys saying they felt this way. Does anyone on here feel this way? My personal question is why would washing your butt or anything like that make you gay? Is being clean gay? I'm sorry I'm just confusedππππ€·ββοΈπ€·ββοΈ I love you all so much!!!β€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈ -Riley 1 2 1 Quote Link to post
spywareonya 37,916 Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 7 hours ago, Riley said: So I was reading weird things online and came across this article of a guy that thought that if he did anything near his butt he was gay. Like soap or wiping after going poop etc.. I looked more into it and I found several guys saying they felt this way. Does anyone on here feel this way? My personal question is why would washing your butt or anything like that make you gay? Is being clean gay? I'm sorry I'm just confusedππππ€·ββοΈπ€·ββοΈ I love you all so much!!!β€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈ -Riley Asked my man who's the thoughest guy I know of He just shook his shoulders and said "ridiculous" without even looking at me 2 1 1 Quote Link to post
F.W 5,655 Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 Erm....no i wipe my bum 100% clean and have never felt gay.I think we guys would be pretty high after so many years NOT cleaning our butts.Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww 1 Quote Link to post
spywareonya 37,916 Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 3 minutes ago, fannywatcher said: Erm....no i wipe my bum 100% clean and have never felt gay.I think we guys would be pretty high after so many years NOT cleaning our butts.Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww A clean man is a pleasurable man!!! 1 1 Quote Link to post
WantonLee 823 Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 15 hours ago, Riley said: So I was reading weird things online and came across this article of a guy that thought that if he did anything near his butt he was gay. Like soap or wiping after going poop etc.. I looked more into it and I found several guys saying they felt this way. W T F O_O Β I actually would like to know HOW EXACTLY people are comming to this conclusions. A step-by-step explanation, please... at this point I am actually rather curious. o_0 Β P.S.: Oh, I just forgot to answer your actual question: I don't know if there is anyone one here that feels this way. if there is, it's not me. -_- 3 Quote Link to post
spywareonya 37,916 Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 @WantonLee Β MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1 1 Quote Link to post
Guest UnabashedUser Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 Heh... you can read just about any damn thing on line if you look hard enough. Ive never felt gay about assplay at all and in fact enjoy a bit of light stimulation in that area. Quote Link to post
LukeDZ 47 Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 I suppose it all depends on what you are washing it with, using another naked guy to clean it may be considered a little guy.Β π But no wiping my backside doesn't make me feel gay. Quote Link to post
lov2citfly 4 Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 30 minutes ago, LukeDZ said: I suppose it all depends on what you are washing it with, using another naked guy to clean it may be considered a little guy.Β π But no wiping my backside doesn't make me feel gay. Or happy, or glad, or any other synonym.Β Β Sounds like the individual in question may have some potty training issues of a very non-pleasurable kind, dating back a ways.Β Quote Link to post
Brutus 2,110 Posted August 30, 2018 Share Posted August 30, 2018 Yeah, complete moron. It's basic hygiene to clean your butt, just like you do every other part of your body. His logic is that touching his own ass is gay, so how is masturbating not gay? You're touching a penis, even though it's yours, it's still you as a man touching penis. So since gay guys like penises, how are you not gay in that case? If as a guy you workout because it's appealing to women, it's also appealing to gay guys, therefore having a muscular body is gay. A baby's ass should be cleaned to avoid infection, so then is it gay to clean a baby boy's ass? The logic is beyond stupid, different dimension stupid. I bet this guy also believes the moon is fake, or the Holocaust never happened. How such dumbasses were the best combination of sperm and eggs that their parents had available is beyond me. 4 Quote Link to post
Remi 952 Posted August 30, 2018 Share Posted August 30, 2018 You are not gay when you clean your butt - you are just clean. You are not gay when you shave yourself more than just on your face, meaning your butt, chest, legs or whatever - you are just....less hairy You are not gay when you wear fancy dresses and act flamboyant - you are just flamboyant with a passion for fancy clothes. When you are attracted to other men, that's when you are gay. 1 3 Quote Link to post
Brutus 2,110 Posted August 30, 2018 Share Posted August 30, 2018 18 minutes ago, Remi said: Youο»Ώ ο»Ώare not gay ο»Ώwhen you wearο»Ώ fancy dressesο»Ώ and act flamboyant - you are just flamboyant with a passion for fancy clothes. What straight men who aren't crazy do this though? What straight women date a man that wears dresses and acts flamboyant? A man who wears dresses and acts flamboyant should expect to be considered gay or at the very least deeply emasculated. Quote Link to post
Potatoman 260 Posted September 23, 2018 Share Posted September 23, 2018 Just how the FUCK can you come to that idea? With 3β°? Or a fucking kilogram of cocaine or speed or meth in your body? Or just an IQ that goes around 7? you are not gay when you touch YOURSELFΒ you are not even gay when you touch another male, for example your small child or your ill father you have to take care of and wash him. Or you work as caretaker and have to wash other men fucking frequently every day, whatβs gay about that? NOTHING!! it would be gay if you ENJOY washing and touching these men, thatβs the one and only caseΒ the others are simply hygiene and nothing more 1 Quote Link to post
2prnot2p 1,071 Posted October 8, 2018 Share Posted October 8, 2018 They asked the guy who wrote that article if he was, in fact, gay.Β He replied, "No, but my boyfriend is!"Β LMAO!Β π€£ 1 1 Quote Link to post
Alfresco 11,013 Posted October 18, 2018 Share Posted October 18, 2018 Definitely not.Β Β I am not in the slightest bit gay, but I certainly wipe my backside and give it a good clean in the shower.Β I even enjoy being touched around the backside - but only by myself or a woman.Β I have absolutely no desire to touch another blokes arse or have them touch mine. So to me the definitition of being gay is that you are turned on by or enjoy sexual encounters with people of the same sex.Β Β Nothing to do with what you do to yourself. 1 Quote Link to post
gldenwetgoose 20,287 Posted October 18, 2018 Share Posted October 18, 2018 Maybe thereβs some parallel universe built on last century cliches where bending over and soaping your bum in a prison shower may excite an unwanted response from Big Bubba. Maybe it happens in this universe, I wouldnβt know.Β In my universe though I canβt fathom this guyβs logic. I canβt see any linkage between hygiene and orientation. Again stereotypically maybe exessive male grooming may be a βgayβ trait, but I wouldnβt consider that to be the issue in question here.Β Nope - heβs lost me.Β Quote Link to post
2prnot2p 1,071 Posted October 18, 2018 Share Posted October 18, 2018 1 hour ago, Alfresco said: Definitely not.Β Β I am not in the slightest bit gay, but I certainly wipe my backside and give it a good clean in the shower.Β I even enjoy being touched around the backside - but only by myself or a woman.Β I have absolutely no desire to touch another blokes arse or have them touch mine. So to me the definitition of being gay is that you are turned on by or enjoy sexual encounters with people of the same sex.Β Β Nothing to do with what you do to yourself. Yes, Alfresco.Β I am totally in unison with you on all your points. :) Quote Link to post
wetmanjf 2,745 Posted October 18, 2018 Share Posted October 18, 2018 If this guy doesn't wipe his butt after using the restroom I don't think I would want to be around him to write an article. Quote Link to post
Sexismygod 1,763 Posted October 18, 2018 Share Posted October 18, 2018 Some people are just ... weird.Β And coming from me, that means a lot!Β Β π Quote Link to post
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