NaughtyTinkle

Squat*

I had a female cousin show me how to pee outside. We’d square behind my above ground pool and pull our bathing suits aside and tinkle on the grass.

Carpet pissing, men or women. Especially like peeing on the floor in a hotel room. Or letting someone piss in my car.

I went on a walk through the park with my female best friend today. She has seen me pee many times. I held it until I was desperate, and was about to wet myself. We were sitting on a bench in the back of the park. There weren’t a lot of people around and we weren’t directly facing anyone. So I thought I’d just pull my shorts to my knees and go pee off the edge of the bench. I didn’t warn her and just went for it. Once my pants were down and the hissy stream left my lips, she was like “Omg you literally piss anywhere don’t you?” And I laughed and said I sure do. When my stream slowed down and e

I needed to relieve myself as I’d been holding my piss for a few hours. I was in the mood to squat somewhere naughty. I decided I’d go take the trash out and squat between the two bins beside my house. It was evening and getting dark. So I went to take the trash out, put it in the bin and started to pull my shorts down and get in a squat. I got low to the ground and made sure my feet and knees were far enough apart. I let out a loud hissy stream onto the pavement. It puddled between my feet on the cement. My stream hissed out for a good twenty to thirty seconds before slowing. I let each drop

I pissed for thirty seconds straight on the wood floor in my apartment in front of the bathroom. I just pulled down my pants and pissed in front of my sleeping roommates room.

Needed to go badly when sitting on my front deck and I pulled my shorts to the side and took a long piss

Someone who will encourage and allow me to piss anywhere we won’t get into legal trouble, or expose anyone unwilling. Ideally a male, or even female is cool too, who would piss with me. Let me hold his cock or spread open her lips, while we soak carpets, parking lots, the car, etc. I’d love to get a home together we can freely piss in and occasionally hire someone to clean the carpets. Someone who will also get turned on by it and enjoy playing with me after we pee.

I needed to take a piss pretty badly today. I decided I could sneak down to the basement and take a leak. I got down there and went into the corner, pulled down my pants and squatted and let go of my bladder and emptied it onto the cement. Creating a lovely little puddle of my piss 🙂

peeing in my bedroom is my specialty

Hairless, or hairy?

I always completely empty. And yes I have

In the car and in back of a parking lot, under a blanket in a movie theater by peeing off the seat, when friends have driven me around I’ll sometimes tinkle on the car carpet and stroke my clit.

For myself it depends on my mood and desperation. I’ll squat beside a tree in a park if there’s not many people and the bathrooms are closed or too far away.