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A woman wanted to surprise her husband, so she bought a pair of crotchless panties. When her husband got home from work, he found his wife spread-eagled on the floor with the panties on. "You want some of this?"' she asked. The husband replied, "Hell no! Look what it did to your underwear!"'

Fabulous story @MidoriLemonade85. I love how your imagination works. I would for sure love to visit a club like this, in fact I would probably become a regular.

Well, I plan to buy one of those heavy duty carpet steam cleaners. The kind that are made for people who have incontinent pet dogs. Once I have that I aim to have a small party with three or four escort ladies who will come to my house for drinks, but will have my permission to pee on the living room carpet instead of using the toilet. Of course I will be under them for some of the time too. Not sure when I will be able to do it. It would be quite expensive to set up, and I'd need to know the potential guests reasonably well to gain their trust, but it's nice to have a fantasy

Stunningly beautiful labia. I'm just imagining kissing those after she has been peeing. Lovely.

That just made my day. I love it!

Her combination of small titties and large labia is really sexy.

I once met a girl in Darjeeling Who had a peculiar feeling So she lay on her back Opened her crack And pissed all over the ceiling

Sounds like a very considerate lady, making sure to get all the farts out so they won't happen when he is eating her pussy after she pees. Truly a very caring person. 🥰

Lovely. If I was there I would offer to give your pussy a little kiss now. 🥰💋

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Oh yes! I understand this completely because it affects me in just the same way. That wonderful scent lights up my whole body with pleasure, and just makes me want to get closer, kiss and lick.

This site works hard to be a place where women can feel safe to express their thoughts without being harassed by the male members. Some of what you might be interpreting as indifference or unpopularity might just be some guys trying too hard to be respectful. I know I often hold back when a woman posts something very sexy and arousing, because I don't want her to feel like I am imposing an unwelcome intrusion into her personal life. Certainly I can say that I have enjoyed your posts very much.

Sorry, never occurred to me that a picture needed translation. With Google to help out my schoolboy French I interpreted it to mean: "Forgive me Father for I have pissed." "Let it rain my child."

I'm 64, and definitely feel like it, but don't always act like a typical old person. I've never asked anyone to guess my age, but I think my looks are fairly typical for age. My favorite age was from 29 to 35. At 29 I had surgery to fix a disability that had made life very difficult since I was 15. That made it possible for me to learn to fly and qualify to fly small planes before I turned 30. For the next few years my life revolved around a flying club. I met some good friends in those years. Definitely loss of independence for me too. I also fear the possibility of

Beautiful labia. 😍💋

When I was a child I was a very shy little boy and didn't want anyone to hear me, so I used to put folded toilet paper in the bottom of the bowl so there would be no splashing sound. I was not the boisterous type of young male that people usually expect. I had almost forgotten that until this subject came up. I'm not so shy any more 😉

First thing I thought was "I'm glad I'm not the person who has to dust that." I guess I'm very domesticated 😄

In case anyone is interested, I will just mention that I have a long-running picture thread that relates to this topic.

I love that it has a "save energy" setting. I wonder how that works 🤔 I don't have one, but have installed an asian-style hand bidet spray. It is so much nicer than using paper, and a lot cleaner. I really missed it when I had to spend a few weeks in hospital recently.

I have occasionally been contacted by female forum members who wanted to talk about sexual things, usually in response to something I have posted in the forum, where I am generally quite open about the things I like. I just want to reassure them that I was never distressed or offended by that, and was happy to talk to them. I don't generally open a conversation that way myself, because I don't want to seem like a "creepy internet guy", and I understand that women do receive a lot of unwelcome messages.

Such a beautiful open invitation to smell and taste all of her secret delights, then worship her with lips and tongue until she is melting with pleasure.

Mmmmm, nothing will get in the way of my kisses when she pisses.

I have never been a smoker, but the smell of cigar and pipe tobacco smoke always brings warm feelings, reminding me of happy times and family occasions when I was a small child.