Chrissy89

Oh my god I wanna move to Anglian Water. Scottish water don’t ask that.. tbh I do all except the podcasts. I’m a singer! 1. tunes on, step in and have a little dance, jiggle and get all warm. 2. If I need to wee I’ll either squat down or just let it go. 3. Obviously I clean, especially after a wee! 4. Turn off the water to use some products, especially hair shampoo and conditioner. 5. Water back on and I’ll brush my teeth in the shower before. Usually right at the end 👍🏻

Aww @Sophie i absolutely love your adventures and writing style. I’m currently sitting in Five Guys and I’m turned on by this 🙈❤️ What a great day at work!

I had a cheeky moment to myself in the shower this morning. I had a very loud pee moments before which turned me on considerably, as I wasn’t expecting it to be that loud and just decided to make the most of the moment in the shower.

That tops anything I’ve done in my boyfriends car! He had a truck and I’ve sat on the edge of the door and peed out before 🤣 N was scared that I’d splash his door panel and I was scared that I’d get caught so you can imagine the foul language that was coming out both our mouths! great story 🥰

Bouncing through Saturday morning

Both excellent choices and would have got my vote anyway.

Oooh tune mister goose ❤️

It’s Friyaaaaay!

Yeah I have a wee secret folder too with password locked chat apps!

Yaaaassssss! Green Day!

A timeless classic! N was rattling out some of this of the drums earlier so it’s been stuck in my head!

I use private browsing mode for most of my stuff. I’ll just browse on my tablet or my phone 🙂 don’t really delete the history as nothing shows up on the private browsing

Morning…. Everyone’s favourite strange wee Scots lass, Chrissy is here with another one of her famous mad thoughts…. In the middle of my run I had a notion to listen this….. for some reason… it’s stuck a chord with me this morning and now I can’t get it out of my head!

I usually drink loads but knowing my luck that would be the time I had a freakishly yellow leak!

Public pools…. Nah as I’m scared I’ll get caught cos my stream will be dark yellow 🤣 sea/lake yeahhhh all the time 😆

Aye that is certain!

Lmao I do that too 🤣

You’re really selling getting older!

Thing is though….. does it actually beat a tube of Pringles? Sitting munching them on the couch 🤣

Ive found all sorts of love listening to this song! Such an amazing, underrated track

Before childbirth I used to be an expert at voiding my bladder. I could sit and empty it in the morning then be certain that I wouldn’t need until about tea time. I could plan my day quite nicely if out and about. Now….it’s a different story. Sometimes I’ll go and it feels like it’s empty but then 15/20 minutes later I can feel that sensation again and it usually when I don’t want to feel it (like on the childcare run, yesterday 😨) 🥰

😱😱😱 omg I knowwww!!! They were not even hidden away in a folder. Not to worry all safe and secure now. Management need not see!

It was ha! Until I saw the state of my hair!!! What was I thinking!

Today I stumbled across an old USB stick lurking in a bag I hadn’t used in ages as I prep for another trip next week, i plugged it in and opened up the contents and to my surprise was early videos of myself peeing into the toilet from about 7 years ago… it wasn’t a productive afternoon work wise 🤣🙈

Some sweet sounds to break through Monday night madness here!